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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
IAW GENERAL ORDER 69, ALL DFACs ON POST WILL HAVE THIS PICTURE ABOVE THEIR CHECK-IN DESK
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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joat mon posted:

KP CONTEST CHALLENGE
WRITE A GRACE (ANY RELIGION) FOR THE DFAC'S SUNDAY MEAL
IN 5 PARAGRAPH ORDER FORMAT

Mike-o's deadline for submitting a 5 Paragraph Grace is extended so that everybody else can enter.
Except for Mike-o, all entries made are at NO RISK to you. There's no downside!
The upside is that our most famous and revered KP, Hillary Clinton's Thong, has agreed to judge the contest.
If your grace wins the contest, you get to decide Mike-o's fate - one day's probation or new KP.
If Mike-o fails to make an entry, he will be probated and then begin his duties as KP.

Grace Rules:
Write the grace for DFAC's Sunday Meal!
Grace needs to be written in 5 paragraph order format.
Only SMEAC is required. Filling in all, or even any, of the sub-paragraphs is not required. (but could be fun)
This grace is Pan-denominational. Say grace to Erzuli, God, Shiva, Jah, humanity, vogonity, your dead Aunt's big toe, Satan, Statins, Stan or Bruce Lee, manicotti, or who/what ever else shivers your timbers.

Deadline is 0000hrs Sunday

roger that sarge i'll get right on it after i down this handle of jack daniels and puke all over the CSM's parking space

ok ok i'll do it EXPECT TO BE AMAZEDdissapointed

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer

Third World Reggin posted:



Third World Reggin posted:





:eyepop::popeye:

:perfect:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Zeris posted:

Talk about something less retarded in the DFAC

EMERGENCY BOOB GIF DROP REQUESTED

got u B

:nws:https://eroshare.com/eubl3ety:nws:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Eeww eat my dick kp

Mods??????

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

:swoon:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Keanu downloaded all the firearms and weapons training programs when he was hooked up to the matrix.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Flikken posted:

Keanu has been doing 3 gun as training for the movies.

Yeah, in the matrix, duh.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Hey my dudes hail Bill Murray, I'm high as gently caress right now.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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DoktorLoken posted:

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :allbuttons:

DoktorLoken posted:

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :allbuttons:

DoktorLoken posted:

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :allbuttons:
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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have fun sucking dick for coke

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hey have you guys heard of this new thing called heroin? It's awesome

MY NIGGA HAVE U TRIED LSD?????????

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Honestly I've only ever smoked weed and then after deployment when my whole company was just completely hosed in the head and we were all trying to get out of our own heads from losing so many people, it was the Wild West and everyone was doing poo poo and no one cared. I was taking ecstasy and drinking a lot. Never done coke though.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Two Finger posted:

LET'S ROCK

YEAHHHH!!!!!!

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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HCT is spot on with that nobles banging enlisted girls thing. And everything else too.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Re: real military dudes in film

A buddy of mine has gotten into acting. Some show about rangers or some poo poo? Or movie? It's still in production. I'll have to look it up when I get home. I loving hate him though because that fucker posted a selfie of him and loving Anna Kendrick t:mad:

Oh my god Anna Kendrick is like in my top ten.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Zeris posted:

she can't close her mouth and she's a midget

:heysexy:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Reminds me of the Afghani guys I'd see outside the gate on Kandahar poking the ground with sticks while wearing plastic blue helmets with plastic face shield and a pillow strapped to their chest.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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what the god drat poo poo

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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ALL HAIL DICKBUG

http://i.imgur.com/H9gi434.gifv

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Oh poo poo there's another sequel coming out?

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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He didn't eat the eggs so gently caress em.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Pesticide20 posted:
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Triangle fingers :barf:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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While that is kind of silly, it'd be a lot better if they just got some of those adapters where you can attach a brass catching bag to the side of the rifle. I guess it's better than policing loving brass when you're done :shrug:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Pesticide20 posted:

Was driving on I5 earlier and saw a Kia Sedona with a 3% bumper sticker driven by an overweight guy wearing a lot of 5.11 gear. :sad:

lol @ three percenters, especially the washington ones

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Naked Bear posted:

Space Ghost is still the best one that Adult Swim has ever done.
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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shyduck posted:

John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule as Morpheus
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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I'm surrounded by assholes!

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
welp lol

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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that makes it even funnier, a POG bitch trying to POG shame Shim.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

:unsmigghh:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I really wish I had the chops for real math because a lot of math heavy topics fascinate me- Cryptography, Cryptanalysis, Rocket Science etc.

Sadly I'm really bad at math, so I'm def a guy on the outside looking in with a ton of technical subjects.

:same: dude.

I think me and you have a lot of the same interests but I have the same problem of not being able to delve too deeply into any one topic or hobby of mine, especially math heavy stuff.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Somehow I ended up with a box filled to brim with TMs and FMs and it's so loving heavy I can't lift the damned box. I don't even know what to do with that bullshit. Stryker manuals, Bradleys, small arms, etc. poo poo is just sitting in my garage.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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The Rat posted:

Same. Honestly really helps for reference material. I didn't have to go scouring the internet when I got my Barrett.

If only I had a Ma Deuce to go with that headspace and timing gauge I have sitting in my gun parts bin :smith:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

sell em to some survivalist weirdo

I should have done that when I sold off a buttload of my TA-50 to some libertarian survivalist weirdos who drove 2 hours to come buy my overpriced poo poo lol. Guess I didn't think they'd give a poo poo about books :ironicat:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Pesticide20 posted:

Offer them to the one who cried on TV after his buddy fired a gun nearby in an enclosed space.

Tell me more. I must know. Preferably a video link.

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