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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Darth Walrus posted:

(since the Conservatives ate a bunch of Lib Dem voters in 2015, anyway).
Given what some of them get up to in private, I'm going to assume this isn't figurative.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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jBrereton posted:

Yeah I wonder why
Is it because centrism failed them, global capitalism failed them, and decades of priming against anything approaching socialism has left populist nationalism the only alternative that has anything to promise people? Or is it because the closest thing we have to a left is milquetoast democratic socialist Corbyn, who is apparently 'hard left' despite not having any hard left policies except trains maybe?

Or is it because all that is just fine for most of the rentier class, who'd rather have that and a bit more violence against minorities than anything that affects them directly, even if it only exacerbates the problems that everyone is upset about?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Wonder what they'll ban instead of fixing structural problems.

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Mister Adequate posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39097019


Glad a fuckhammer like this is involved in decisions that will affect me and who knows how many others :v:

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Anyone with the name Freeman is likely a crazy who thinks that by going by that name, they become a Free Man, or some other berth certificate bullshit.

Rick_Hunter posted:

99% of the time someone is named Freeman it's a black guy (Like Washington and Jefferson).

The one time it's a white guy it's a sovereign citizen nut job..
Glad to see this holds even in the UK. :haw:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

It's a pretty common Anglicised German name, with all of the cultural baggage such a thing holds.
Yeah, I don't think he changed his government boat fraud name, it's just nice to see he's committed to holding up the socialist welfare plantation reeeee side of things.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Lord of the Llamas posted:

What's so different about a doctor who works for 25 years to a building that's used for 25 years?
Buildings don't vote Tory while working for a state industry. :v:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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I wish we had some 'hard left' politicians who weren't of pension age. And actually hard left.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Oh dear me posted:

They don't accept neoliberal bullshit - support for nationalization is still widespread. It's just less important to them than their need for a group it's safe to despise and blame and attack. That can be browns or communists or gays or treehuggers or unemployed people or (as we have recently discovered) disabled people. I think it just can't be rich people because they're too well protected and remote. Without some way to hurt them, there's no joy in hating them.
You can get people to hate the rich if you call them (((globalists))), but this has historically had some repercussions.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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LemonDrizzle posted:

"We could end up with half of Romania and Bulgaria coming here if we wait that long."

Seal the gates! The Bulgamanians are coming!!!!
Looking at the statistics I'm fairly sure most of them don't want to.

e:

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Why should the left continue to associate itself with a group of people that employ destructive and abusive tactics to maintain control?
We don't want to, but the SWP keep showing up at events.

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Nov 27, 2009

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Pissflaps posted:

Well, right now they would. That's the problem.
But I thought Corbyn only got elected leader by people who voted Lib-Dem in 2010?

Is this some gambit by chessmaster Tim Farron that Lib-Dem voters pay £3 to vote Corbyn so that disillusioned Tories vote Lib-Dem?

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Nov 27, 2009

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Pissflaps posted:

Do you say URGGGHGHGHG when you're about to have a poo?
Only when it's on someone's bed. It's only fair to warn them.

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Nov 27, 2009

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Tesseraction posted:

Lords are less likely to face repercussions for telling the whip to eat poo poo.
The Mail might publish their names and addresses and family schedule and face no repercussions.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Jose posted:

remember when the last labour government against the wishes of its advisers reclassified weed to B after they themselves made it class C lol
Remember when they banned mephedrone and half their advisory team were fired or walked out after trying to involve scientific evidence in the process and then cocaine deaths, which had been at a record recent low, shot back up immediately after.

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Nov 27, 2009

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Namtab posted:

And yet, Osbourne survived
He gets the high quality stuff with known assay. Mephedrone extended the same benefit to proles and is therefore terrible.

Remember how we knew the end was coming when the Sun ran headlines about the kid that made up a story about ripping off his own scrotum to get the centipedes out, and the two lads that died of methadone.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Spangly A posted:

"the middle class" is bullshit

you either work to live or you don't and the numbers on the paycheck are hardly relevant to this in the ultimate sense.
Economically, the middle class is equivalent to the petit bourgeois in Marx, they do work but they also employ or own capital generating assets. The gig economy, 'get off of benefits by starting a small business!' grants, and Thatcher's 'nation of shareholders' try to blur this, but I'm sure everyone here can see through those.

Socially, the middle class is who-the-gently caress-knows now. There's a segment of society that tries to pitch it as 'isn't a Sun reading racist, has interests in philosophy and being educated instead of kebabs and Jeremy Kyle' but that's bullshit, there have always been solidly working class people like that, and solidly middle class people who are Nigel Farage.

Namtab posted:

Ah, my house
Anime video games don't count.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Namtab posted:

Ah, the stranger
I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. :fap:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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d) spend it on charitable ends that end up being a sticking plaster over the failures of capitalism in the Zizekian model, but still are more moral in the short term than having that money and not doing so

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Pissflaps posted:

Depends what you do with the money. Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give that man a fishing rod? He can catch fish forever. It's what I've always thought anyway.
Give a man a fishing trawler and he can't look after it on his own. Give a couple dozen men a trawler in collective ownership and they can all feed themselves forever and also have a few hours off because angling is pretty inefficient in comparison.

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Pochoclo posted:

Give a couple dozen men a trawler and they'll take out a loan and hire some other men to work it and pay them peanuts, while making a small fortune off their backs.
Give a couple dozen men a trawler and shoot all speculators on sight and they'll probably go fishing instead.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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jBrereton posted:

John Galt could, imo
Atlas Shrugged II: John Galt drowns while trying to heave down a boat without a couple of friends.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Jippa posted:

So how is every one celebrating #GlobalScouseDay?

JFairfax posted:

has pancake day been rebranded?
International Scouse of Pancakes.

e: Feb 28 1997 - GRB 970228, a highly luminous flash of gamma rays, struck the Earth for 80 seconds, unfortunately not long enough to sterilize it.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Feb 28, 2017

Guavanaut
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Lord of the Llamas posted:

I saw a seagull get run over because it was too enamoured with the bagel bun it had in its mouth. Be careful.
A fitting metaphor for modern consumer capitalism.

Also the greed of all existence.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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The Pratchett one is the best.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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One night in long bygone times, man awoke and saw himself.

He saw that he was naked under cosmos, homeless in his own body. All things dissolved before his testing thought, wonder above wonder, horror above horror unfolded in his mind.

Then woman too awoke and said it was time to go and slay. And he fetched his rod and line, a fruit of the marriage of spirit and hand, and went outside beneath the stars. But as the fish bobbed up and down at the waterside where he expected them of habit, he felt no more the tiger's bound in his blood, but a great psalm about the brotherhood of suffering between everything alive.

That day he did not return with fish, and when they found him by the next new moon, he was sitting dead by the waterside.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Fangz posted:

turns out animal farm was really about the UK.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; and Boris still has the photos.

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Nov 27, 2009

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The mouth, allegedly.

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Nov 27, 2009

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He's even getting endorsement from pro-EUROs now? :v:

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Man this is the worst laserdisc lightgun game ever
"Mad Dog" Corbyn has stopped you shooting brown people on sight without them posing a threat!

Shoot off as many misleading statements to the gutter press as you can in the next 60 seconds.

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Nov 27, 2009

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

MI6 in particular cost a lot of money, all that cash for smart suits, Aston Martins, and paternity cases).
Don't forget ski bags.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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As opposed to cosmic rays, which are usually ionised.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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That sounds like an Amiga game.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Maybe they did. I've often thought that large enough groups of people have emergent behaviors that can lead to outcomes that no individual member of the group wants, less like a hive mind and more like a systems theory of emergence tacked to sociological phenomena.

Twin this with the idea that we all know that suffering is bad and if we all universally took certain actions we could reduce it significantly, but on the swarm scale we refuse to because some other bastard would gain the upper hand and we see ourselves hanging over a heaving Darwinian pit of suffering.

That seems pretty close to the Zapffean cosmic horror of Ligotti.

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Maybe the reality is the worst case of thousands of inscrutable people (some owned and sold by private for profit companies) doing it.

New thread is up.

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