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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

android. 8 years and we still haven't figured out how to move things around the screen without a ton of stuttering.

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

project butter? yeah, but in the marlon brando sense.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

fart simpson posted:

gas and ban the op

this post is really ambiguous 🤔

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

android is flaming garbage. many times literally lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


looks better than android

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

syscall girl posted:

m$ has really gone to poo poo

lol @ anyone who paid for win10

u don't need to because it's free to people who need assistance (anyone who uses windows)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


no. it clearly says sat, feb 25

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

cinci zoo sniper posted:

in this mornings android news, s8 is moving home button around to prevent burnin, and google will not be supporting anroid on pixel phones past 2018, and security updates past 2019

my friend literally ordered a pixel last night lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


buddy, i have an iphone 6s (with the headphone port) and i'm gonna keep it as long as it still works

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mishaq posted:

source youre quotes

sure...
http://goatse.cx

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

wireless headphones are good for running or w/e because they don't tug out of your ears when you move. not that anyone here would know about physical exercise

i just got back from the gym bc im out of shape

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

The Management posted:

headphone jacks are dead. deal with it.

lol no

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

the iPhone se is the best phone in the world and it includes a headphone jack

same, but the iphone 6s.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

infernal machines posted:

android, but without all those pesky apps!

android, but 60fps

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

timing is everything. and the timing on that tweet says "me too".



idiots should have had the patience to wait until arkit pr cools down to hype up arcore.

everything about android is "me too" and it's the worlds most popular OS at the moment.

when you target the poverty demographic it's easy to be no. 1

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

infernal machines posted:

lg uses webos, the best mobile platform ever created

sony is pretty android heavy though

i love my big gay webos tv

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Shaggar posted:

lol the eu is retarded.

and how!!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

android devices could be better if they charged $1000 for them

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


Consider me surprised that they have quality control.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

last time i had an android phone it used to randomly wake me up in the middle of the night with a loud notification sound which informed me that a system component had crashed (did not respect the volume controls or setting it to silent), took me an age to figure out what the pattern was: it would eventually crash if i placed it on a library book on my bedside table, the nfc implementation kept attempting to talk to the nfc tag in the book, and its negotiation attempts with this mysterious object the nfc subsystem would (sometimes) crash

that is my android story

android is garbage from the dump

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i get all of my news from c-spam

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

The Management posted:

single camera bokeh continues to be garbage
left is Pixel 2, right is iPhone.

https://twitter.com/mattbirchler/status/923614348169437185

My DSLR can do this any time all of the time.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

carry on then posted:

and it even fits in the pocket of most standard-sized cargo jorts

lol if u don't go everywhere with a giant dslr swinging from your neck

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

This is also why you need faster glass to get equivalent depth of field on crop sensor versus full frame cameras. Phones have absolutely tiny sensors, so depth of field is huge, which isn't always a bad thing.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Man, even worse...

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Doc Block posted:

ahahahahaha

like, how does the google artist who made that think

They don't, that's the problem!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Doc Block posted:

my iPhone is tooootally slower after the new iOS update :supaburn: Apple is loving us again :argh: planned obsolescence!!! :argh:

meanwhile android phones stop getting updates within a few months of release (18 months if youre lucky) and often the hardware physically stops working within a year.

the biggest reason why android is a fail choice

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

actionjackson posted:

*preorders iPhone X for over $1000*

or....


you can just pick up an iphone 8 which doesn't cost $1000

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

actionjackson posted:

Why are there really only two choices in smartphone OS's anyway?

because windows phone failed to take off despite being better than android in every conceivable way

still wasn't as good as ios tho

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

back when android was a stuttery mess (and it still kind of is) windows phone was blazingly fast and the only real competitor to ios in terms of ui responsiveness

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

it's 2017 and you still can't swipe on an android without it dropping frames

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

android project astroglide

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Linguica posted:

if you can't lol at poor people in yospos, what is even left?

political correctness has won. guess we have to stick to talking about computers.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


my favorite iteration of the sega genesis

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


congrats on your post

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


the doggie 5

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Blue Train posted:

This is a galaxy s8 which I think is current and it's still garbage



I'm the nespresso coffee icon

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

so, for real. my car has a nfc icon on the dash for anroid pairing. I've had 2 people so far ask me why there's a logo for coffee in the car.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

brap posted:

id probably use a different verb to describe what android does w.r.t java

android doesn't do java any favors, and java sure as hell isn't doing android any favors

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i've got a blood kotlin in my arteries

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