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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Peanut President posted:

Also since when is NASCAR a top level racing series?

Hoo hah! :grin:

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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

iospace posted:

Oh bowyer

You know he has dated some hot broads. I like him.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

adam petty was terrible

Incorrect. I know the comparison is bad, but Adam was better than his Dad. I believe he would have won more than eight races in cup during his career.

Hell, even Kyle said "Adam was always the son Dad wanted" when discussing their driving abilities.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Wrong.

dentist toy box posted:

There's never been a Petty that wasn't a fraud.

You're also wrong.

How was Lee Petty a fraud?

The greatest drivers back in the day - Pearson, Yarborough, Allison, Waltrip, etc. - all said Richard Petty was the best they raced against. And yes, Richard acknowledged he had the best equipment back then, but his talent is ubdenied.

Adam was just starting out, but showed a lot of promise. Put him in a non-Petty funded car and he probably would have shined.

You pinheads thinking he sucked or the family was a fraud just shows ignorance.

Ahhh, what the gently caress do I know. :shrug:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Peanut President posted:


Brought to you by Rothschild's Sewer & Septic Sucking Services

I know I'm late to the party, but this post was brought to you by the Red Green Show and PBS.


Also, my Dad and uncles were/are old time NASCAR fans and they loved Richmond. They did not like Danny Sullivan, however.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Peanut President posted:

To be fair, lots of bad drivers have lucked into winning Daytona. Ward Burton, Derrike Cope, Sterling Marlin, Mario Andretti, etc. Only one bad driver has lucked into winning a Nextel Cup Championship.

:master:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Watching a race live is way better than watching it on TV. I've been to :airquote: boring :airquote: races before, but found the race entertaining by watching my driver do what he does during the course of the event.

Also, some of you people in this thread are loving goofy.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

kidcoelacanth posted:

Clint Bowyer is the most wonderful kind of dickhead

https://twitter.com/siriusxmnascar/status/884915975564533760

:agreed:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

iospace posted:

Can that be full time please?

:flashfap:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Peanut President posted:

...just like CBS is doing with the new Star Trek (in the us)

There's a new Star Trek?

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
That's cool seeing guys like that finish higher up the list. Also:

8 Matt DiBenedetto
9 Chris Buescher
12 Cole Whitt
18 Michael McDowell

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
We all saw the attendance at that race. Most NASCAR fans should realize/know that Indy is a horrible venue for stock cars. How the hell does NASCAR not see what we're all seeing?

"NASCAR is dumb" does not answer this fully.

Oh hell, maybe it does.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Peanut President posted:

Most entertaining race of the year so of course everyone in here hates it and thinks NASCAR should leave. More cookie cutters for the cookie cutter god etc.

I didn't personally hate the race; I was simply commenting on the attendance and how NASCAR, and NBC for that matter, don't see that Indy isn't a premier NASCAR race anymore. Like Fuzzy said, I guess it's the aura of history at Indy that has NASCAR thinking the way it is.

And gently caress cookie cutter tracks.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

big nipples big life posted:

fire the waltrips?

Into the Sun?

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

:thumbsup:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Norns posted:

Also caramel M&Ms are horrible

Incorrect! :eng101:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
I just found this in my junk drawer.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

ilmucche posted:

That'd make a great avatar

Nobody here but me would use that as an avatar. And I'm sticking with the one I have.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Hey guys and girls, the NASCAR heads are dumb so nothing you hope for will happen.

:q:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

also look for the brutal LFR own later in the chain

This.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

I used to go to Wheeling Nailer games whenever I was in town. It's ECHL which is basically like AA hockey.

I'm down.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Cygni posted:

cars suck rear end and killed our cities and our planet. they also reached the technology plateau where they all look the same and work the same and any old dumbshit with moderate means can get a car that goes way faster than it should, its nothing special and takes no effort. cars just arent cool anymore. and i say that as someone who really likes cars and driving.

I like this post. It's a solid :five:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Elitist Bitch posted:

Welp, sorry, but this makes Harvick look like a dick.

I always thought Harvick was a dick, so I'm not surprised by this. Well, maybe a little.. .

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

His penmanship looks like that of an eight year old.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

FuzzySkinner posted:

As a racing fan?

I do miss the 90's. That's cliched as hell to say, but I really fell in love with NASCAR at that time, and fell out of it by the time the 2nd term of the Bush administration came up.

It was a lot more fun to follow back when it was on TNN, TBS, CBS, ABC, ESPN, and ESPN2. It felt kinda "obscure" to everyone I grew up around and kinda thought of as a "hillbilliy" sport. It also felt like venues like "Martinsville", "Daytona" , "Rockingham", "Darlington", "Bristol" felt like a bigger deal at the time.

I think the first time I had a feeling it was going to get too big was...of all things? When Christian Fittipaldi was running races for Petty. It was such a bizarre thing and didn't sit well with me for some reason. It for some reason was beginning to feel more like a "fad" as that sort of thing began to happen more and more.

Exactly the way I feel.

You posted my feelings way more eloquently than I ever could have.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

LASTCAR posted:

Morgan Shepherd, Joe Nemechek, and Derrike Cope rank 2nd through 4th in NASCAR's all-time last-place rankings.

All 3 finished last this weekend.

It's a shame that Shepherd and Nemechek's names are associated with that, but it is what it is.

Staying around longer than you should results in things like that.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Norns posted:

I bet Samantha only puts out when he wins

Ding ding ding.

She's with him just for the money.

I heard him say something like "I never thought I'd have a chance with her."

No poo poo dude. You're an ugly, bitch baby, multi millionaire, and she's a fitness model with dollar signs in her eyes. Of course she's "into you." :jerkbag:

Yep, I'm angry.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Norns posted:

I have nothing constructive to add

gently caress Kyle Busch

:agreed:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

L_Harrison posted:

I honestly can't tell who's on the left. Is it Ryan Blaney?

I can't tell who any of them are except Twisted Sister.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

:wtf:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Denny Hamlin is such a scummy piece of poo poo.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Wow, I just watched that regular season points championship trophey bullshit for MTJ, and holy poo poo, if looks could kill. Whew.

NASCAR is so damned dumb that they didn't see that as a horribly uncomfortable time to do that with the way Truex's night ended.

NASCAR is dumber than I thought. Wow.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Yeah, that's a bummer.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Must have been a great race with all the posting going on.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Kasey Kahne to the 95 for 2018.

Bummer for McDowell as he did a lot to get that team to where they are now.

I wonder where he goes? The 34?

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

it's just loving stupid

hey America, guess what, people have the freedom to kneel during the anthem

also

hey America, guess what, people have the freedom to fly the Confederate flag

this seems crazy, and contradictory, but it's true!

YES! This 100%!

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

/me high fives LASTCAR

:agreed:

Ooh, people have differing opinions.

And let's not engage in discussion, let's just trash each other on knee jerk reactions! :thumbsup:

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Peanut President posted:

come on 1 more yankee defending the rebel flag and I can finish

Again, not engaging in discussion.

You don't know anything about me or what I believe.

Where the gently caress did the confederate flag come into my response? I'll add this, though.

I saw a truck with a confederate flag on the back of a truck when I pulled into a gas station tonight on the way home from work and said out loud to myself "what kind of gently caress drives around in this day and age with that on the back of his truck. What a douchebag."

Think I'm a racist all you want, but that's not the way I was raised.

Wanting to hear both sides of the argument doesn't make me an rear end in a top hat, so gently caress you.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Norns posted:

There's no both sides my guy

:sigh:

I do appreciate the non-negative post, though. Thanks. :)

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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
BTW, I'm not as smart or elequont as most of you, so be prepared for astoundingly dumb answers.

Seriously, some of you people blow me away with how intelligent you are on this board.

I don't stand a chance.

Nit Wit Dog Shit fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Sep 30, 2017

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