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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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FizFashizzle posted:

Panthers are going to resign tolbert and go after eddie lacy and alshon jeffrey

we'll have the fattest skill group the league has ever seen

Christian McCaffrey is pretty lithe.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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fsif posted:

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/829411255622447108
Jared Goff on that “biggest bust of all time” trajectory even if his flame out isn't as dramatic as Leaf's.

If you thought the NY media was bloodthirsty...:getin:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I'm cool with the Walsh signing. He's already won us a playoff game and it seems like his problems are purely mental. It wasn't long ago that he was one of the better young kickers in the league. He's got a big leg and kicks touchbacks more often than not. Hopefully he just had the yips and gets over it in Seattle.

I'll miss you, Hausch Money. I hope you either land somewhere you're happy, or have a cool new career lined up.


Fantastic.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

Lol nah this isn't true at all

Groovelord Neato posted:

it is. i'm white btw so it's a win for me.

Maybe not all women are the same and it just so happens that the ones who gently caress Indian guys aren't racist but the ones who gently caress Pats fans are. :shrug:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bad Moon posted:

yellow fever

That's kind of racist.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bad Moon posted:

I have to adopt their ways to be accepted by them.

It's cool, I'm white and black women love me.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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A Man and his dog posted:

Aren't you Latino?

No, to the chagrin of my in-laws.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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What's really shocking is that Young was consistently the most insightful.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Muhammad Ali spins slowly in his grave while vibrating rapidly from side to side, doing his best impression of a Rabbit.

GaussianCopula posted:

My general principle: Athletes should stay out of politics and politicians should stay out of sports.

You are speaking up for Israel?:psyboom:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Intruder posted:

Athletes aren't well versed politicians and should stay out of the matter entirely

*advocates sinking boatloads of refugees*

*shares link to Caitlyn Jenner supporting Trump* At least THIS ONE has the right idea! #maga #NotInMyBathroom

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Hot Diggity! posted:

It's good that NFL players are starting to be more openly left. Still light-years behind the NBA.

Blair Walsh is the NFL's most famous leftist.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a neat cape posted:

Some players are left wing and some players are right wing and that's okay

Everyone should be ambidextrous. To be biased to one side is to have a fatal flaw that your opponent can exploit, like having a left wing player who can only kick with his right foot.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jesus Christ has no knowledge of 21st century abortion techniques so he should kindly butt the gently caress out.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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:ninja:



tony homo

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Athanatos posted:

1. Peyton Manning
2. Future Hall of Famer Kerry Collins
3. Johnny Unitas
4. Luck

Checks out.

Intruder took vengeance upon an AFC South bro. :stare:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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FizFashizzle posted:

athanatos wtf are you thinking

"I am become death, moderator of worlds."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Amy Pole Her posted:

Did you just compare him to Hitler? As a German?

You really have zero self awareness JFC

It makes more sense if you remember that GC views Hitler as someone who did great things for the economy.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Malcolm Butler’s life story is going to get the Blind Side treatment.

Who plays Bill Belichick?

Melissa Mccarthy

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ostentatious posted:

Whats it like being really loving incorrect?

Tom Brady should stay out of politics.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Pops Mgee posted:

Didn't he get one with the Packers? Or do you just mean as a head coach?

Rings only count for head coaches and quarterbacks. Duh.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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tarbrush posted:

Who's even on the block?

Richard Sherman

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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They sent four people too many. He's been getting wrecked one-on-one all year long.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Intruder posted:

If the Texans land Tony Romo I'm going to make a yuge Superbowl LII toxx

Probably

This itself is not a toxx :colbert:

I'm very disappointed to see that the Texans don't play the Cowboys next season.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Intruder posted:

If they get Romo, they just might :grin:

Imagine Romo leading the Texans to victory over the Cowboys in the Superbowl

That would be extremely satisfying.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Santheb posted:

Has anybody made the "Trent Richardson hits women harder than he hits holes" joke yet

What's the difference, bro? :hfive:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

What is left of the Bills offense if they get rid of McCoy and Taylor?

7.5 games of Sammy Watkins

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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So what's up with Luke Joeckel?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Blitz7x posted:

During the Superbowl the camera panned over Brady and she said "that guy is kinda cute, who is that" so I've already deleted Facebook and hit the gym and now I'm lawyering up

Edit wait this isn't E/N

As a Raiders fan your only concern should be whether or not she's willing and able to pay bail.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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waah posted:

Re: Kirk vs Cam

Who do you think is gonna will have a league piss test sooner?



Looks like a Rocky Patel. Good pick.

Kalli posted:

Tom's making a bunch of dad jokes while getting to the bottom of this case. Also yes, Pokemon is dad jokes now.



God dammit, this is way cooler than Russell will ever be

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Rocky Patel has never made a bad cigar but I would say it's an AVO or Davidoff. They go all in on that white label poo poo. Plus they are the blended scotch of the cigar world.

The Rocky Patel Vintage 1999 has two white labels like that, but you're probably right that it is a Davidoff. My go-to lounges don't carry those, so I always forget they exist. Plus Cam is totally the kind of guy to smoke Davidoff's.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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No, I've never tried EO. If I see Ortega's I'll give them a shot. I enjoy trying new sticks constantly.
I've been going through all of the Drew Estates lately because I apparently am a baby millennial with girl parts.:blush:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Probably Magic posted:

I know it sounds lame to know that I would've stopped being a Titans fan if they had drafted Winston, but it's poo poo like this.

Nah, I wouldn't blame you. Winston is the Mirthless of NFL players.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Manoueverable posted:

I can't believe I'm about to say this but I definitely am not opposed to bringing giacomini back

poo poo yeah.

Kalli posted:

Where all the child prostitutes at?



I never realized how much Henry Winkler resembles Jerry Sandusky. :stonk:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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weird Asian candy posted:

Technically a paper panther, but yea

Figuratively a paper panther, technically a large, black man with an outsized personality that rubs white dudes the wrong way.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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weird Asian candy posted:

Literally don't ever correct me again :colbert:

Theoretically I shouldn't have to.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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swickles posted:

Honestly, if I was a giant black dude, or even a large white guy, I would jsut tell people at bars I am a player on the local team. Just don't pick the QB, know your jersey number and college, and you can probably sell that lie the length of the night like 9 times out of 10.

poo poo, be 5'9 175 and just tell people you're the punter.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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StarcraftM posted:

I don't know if his body has it in him to make it to the HoF.

He needs what, 5 more great seasons to get in as a lock? He's on his 3rd major back surgery.

He's already the greatest TE ever.

Jerome Agricola posted:

What if Gronk were black?

I would like him a lot more if he wasn't on the Patriots.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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wandler20 posted:

I feel bad for anyone who signs him to compete for a starter job. But I hope he gets that money so the Bucs can get a sweet, sweet comp pick.

He's going to be the next Tyrod Taylor. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Azhais posted:

Adrian would be the most Ted Thompson-iest signing. A washed up 30 something from a division rival is his catnip

A position of need too. This feels to right not to happen.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Blitz7x posted:

Revis to the Seahawks :allears:

Not if he is ring chasing!

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