So the tallest dam in the US is about to breach upstream from Sacrimento.

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the trump tutelage posted:

George Bush doesn't care about black people

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 12:23

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 05:18

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

speaking as a native sacramentan who got the gently caress out as soon as i had means: as long as downtown doesn't get washed away any amount of destruction will be a marked improvement

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 12:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also all the red state ppl chortling about the libtards and the anarchists getting washed way, that's all trump country the dam'll flood lmao

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 12:31

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Uncle got his poo poo done, now I'm getting his inheritance sent that to aunt, she's mad as gently caress and threatening his wellbeing.

I love california. Who knows who he got to do it.

this whole story rules rofl

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 02:45

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

various cheeses posted:

These are all really good ideas.

Why has no one implemented this yet? Fuckin' bureaucrats dragging their feet no doubt.

its because the liberals are too busy letting in terrorists

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 12:01

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

speaking as a californian, yes PLEASE it is really bad here don't come!!!! tell your goddamn stepford-raised basic-bitch picked-a-major-by-roi college students that this is NOT the hot trendy place to come anymore please tia

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 07:01

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ZHamburglar posted:

Please tell Californians that Texas is also terrible and it is riddled with guns and Republicans.

nooooooo texas is great! there's lots of jobs and rent is cheap and the weather is nice! the lone star state shines for you! move to texas! especially if you recently moved to california

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 07:24

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

old fat bird posted:

I for real hope the dam doesn't collapse, can you imagine the influx of hipsters in Austin that would never talk about mission burritos again and pretend they've lived there their entire lives

thats not yolo county (despite what the name might make you think), the oroville area is all stoners and blue-collar workers for the most part. they'd probably mostly move to san antonio

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 15:17

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dongattack posted:

I propose that if this dam never breaks, we kill the OP.

thats a pretty good idea

FOR ME TO POOP ON

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 01:02

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Psycho Society posted:

tbh I want all of the pacific cities to form their own nation state. The central valley can feed all of us, and everyone else can vote for whoever they want without loving with our business

Lol if you think the deeply-red central valley would align with the coastal cities when the poo poo hit the fan

the idea of getting to 1) slaughter their nonwhite population and 2) militia up and "liberate" san francisco would figuratively give them priapism

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 01:22

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i feel like new hampshire is probably machine-gun-dual-wield-friendly

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 04:43

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Fog Tripper posted:

You mean the folks upstream who the water runs to first while you folks continue with the not-in-my-backyard regarding desalinization plants while you live next to a loving ocean?

"im expected to let my lawn die so people can grow staple foods and livestock forage?!?!"

lmao gently caress socal

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 05:28

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Farg posted:

its based off of spanish phrases but has changed and shifted over the decades and is used by everyone. its a wonderful example of the cultural melting pot that is south florida. so many people with so many stories, its a wonderful place to be

so many people from so many places, all coming together in harmony to sweat buckets out their asscrack in an open-air sauna

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 20:28

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

why would you source rocks from far away

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 21:05

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

there was that bridge in the midwest that fell over a few years ago too

idk i think it'll take some pretty dramatic white death before anyone's spurred to action

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 14:13

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Space Crabs posted:

That would be nothing like Katrina.

If a serious earthquake hits LA and harms a celebrity it will be portrayed worse than the holocaust with a new national holiday and nonstop 24/7 news coverage for the next five years.

Also they've cut output from 100,000 to 55,000 so maybe we will get to see that obliterated spillway next week.

it would be like katrina in the sense that it would be a huge regional disaster affecting millions of people across an entire region, but would be remembered solely for the affect it had on the narrow slice of one city rich people like to visit

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 18:52

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

PathAsc posted:

Don't worry, concrete on less than stable and soaked earth is totally going to stand up to the amounts of water that would hit if it got high again. Rain isn't a problem either! The best part is somewhere an environmental engineer is crying because they didn't get to put down billions of dollars in adding 8 different kinds of rocks too.

~^*fartz*^~

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 12:23

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Javid posted:

drat.

Is it true that parts of I-5 are flooded out due to the same storms?

is that today? holy hell

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 19:10

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i hope the dam catastrophically fails and drowns many many republicans

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:22

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

agua is actually farsi for "potato" iirc

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:49

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