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Vakal posted:All I remember of it was the one boss fight where you fought the nipples of a giant naked woman. Then you didnt make it to the end because nobody forgets Satan’s pendulous havok enabled dong
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 20:54 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 06:17 |
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Shibawanko posted:What's TPS? Tactical Person Shooter? Third Person Shooter, as opposed to FPS.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 15:05 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Git gud Dont know why youre telling him that and not the game developer
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 15:11 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:This reminds me of Colony Wars, I wonder how those games held up. Not as well as youd hope but not terrible even with advancements in design since their release. SardonicTyrant posted:The Devil May Cry series has very bad platforming. Why does it want me to item hunt with a fixed camera and awkward jumping? Wait till DMC4
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 17:59 |
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ok go etc posted:Half Life 3 will never come out Good because Half-Life 2 was trash and its episodes somehow plummeted further in quality Edit: oh whoops, need to include an unpopular opinion. Final Fantasy 8 is better than 9.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 15:05 |
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Solvalou posted:Virtual On is a seriously underrated game. Sadly the series is now light novel games about highschool wizards.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 01:52 |
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Rutibex posted:also if it doesn't have tank controls it isn't a survival horror game If we redefine “survival horror” to mean “bad games” then sure
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 01:59 |
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The only reason to play Life is Strange is to play long enough to hate Chloe, shoot her, quit.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 14:54 |
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Meme Emulator posted:This is why Dragon Quest is so good because you grind unforgettable enemies Ive never beaten the warcrimes denier super boss and his lovely midi special attack. Also dragon quest games are absolute trash, lower than garbage like Code of Dragon:VFD
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 15:33 |
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Meme Emulator posted:Dragon Quest is extremely good. It knows what it wants to be an excels at being that. Bad? Forgettable? Tedious? Lacking in gameplay hooks? Outdated? All of the above?
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 15:39 |
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Graphic posted:i just hope its Wakanda or the Arab cats Prepare for magic scotland and selling 12 million copies launch day
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 00:50 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They'd better drat have loving hilarious accents They do, but it's because they only hire one voice actor for everyone in the game.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 05:07 |
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Graphic posted:and 20 minutes on youtube does the rest. Maybe you used the making of Lunar trick to jump to the end of the game?
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 05:08 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Final Fantasy Adventure > Link's Awakening DS, and it's not all that close. Im not going to listen to your opinion until you explain how the gently caress you solved the figure 8 in the desert without a strategy guide?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 20:47 |
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Rutibex posted:Jim Sterling is a scholar and a gentleman. I will not hear his name disparaged Hes pretty wrong about this along with polygon.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 20:49 |
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a bone to pick posted:So is the game a microtransaction nightmare or not? If nightmare means “there exists a feature that permanently doubles your xp gains that costs real money and completely breaks the games intended difficulty curve”, yes.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 20:56 |
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Rutibex posted:It's a single player game where you can pay real money for XP boosts. i dont think its unreasonable to assume the default XP gain will be adjusted to manipulate people into buying XP boosts. Devil May Cry 4 had this. Nobody remembers it because the game wasnt tuned around it, much like Odyssee isnt. Its basically charging people for cheatcodes since the game comes with two different forms of easy mode.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 21:00 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Not easily but a friend and I finally figured it out. You are the first person ive ever encountered who isnt like “I love final fantasy adventure but its a shame the games bugged and you cant proceed after the desert”
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 21:22 |
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The best mario game is 6 Golden Coins But seriously marios power up system outside the ones where mario gets health is bad and archaic and sunshine and odyssey only control ok because they allow you to not have to earn a powerup to escape from being saddled with marios default moveset.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 14:16 |
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CrRoMa posted:I'd have loved if breath of the wild gave you one sword and told you to get on with it Also if the cooking system hadnt been simultaneously awfu to use and completely broken. And climbing hadnt been affected by rain And chests been differentiared depending on contents And shrines were interesting And armor sets were better handled And sidequests werent trash And horses were better And there was enemy variety And if the hundred year timeskip meant anything And you know what its trash all the way around
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 14:58 |
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Verisimilidude posted:BOTW despite its many flaws is one of the greatest video game experiences ever made Im sorry that the only videogames youve ever played are Breath of the Wild and The Fifth Element
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 15:11 |
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signalnoise posted:Everyone I've ever discussed BOTW with who didn't like it pretty much ignored the environmental effects so I guess if you don't like being creative with combat then you won't like it Oh man I forgot about the absolutely poo poo environmental affects and terrible theme park layout of the world. Thanks for brining up more complaints.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 15:52 |
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veni veni veni posted:It's real subtle. The only way to really know, is that everything around you is destroyed and the characters all talk about how the world ended throughout the entire game. They say that, but like everyone you encounter has lives for a hundred years anyway and despite the world supposedly ending its going to end even harder during the game if you dont stop gannon. By the like 4th character I encountered who was a hundred years old I decided everyone was loving with link and the appocalypse happened a week ago.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 00:25 |
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dreadmojo posted:Deus ex mankind divided is actually really good apart from the bad acting of your aussie boss guy The voice actor for Sarif having a complete mental breakdown betwen games is a bummer because his replacement in mankind divided just isnt as good.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 05:54 |
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Graphic posted:World in Conflict has a film or miniseries quality story and makes all other military/war games look childish. World War 1 Medic makes World in Conflict look like Hellcats of the Navy
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 06:44 |
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poverty goat posted:microsoft is buying obsidian lol Seems doubtful. Microsofts strategy appears to be buy midsize developers to churn out niche games for gamepass rather than get dissapointed about Obsidian getting shuttered preemptively get dissapointed that Obsidian is possibly about to make several games but somehow only the trashiest one gets renewed for a sequel. Rutibex posted:does obsidian even own any valuable IP? i thought they licensed everything Pillars of Eternity, possibly Tyranny
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 14:19 |
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Good soup! posted:as a "game" planescape: torment is a loving clunky mess and should probably just be a text adventure if it's gonna make me read all that poo poo I swore there is a mod that just gives you mac stats and instagibs any combat encounter you engage in for just that reason.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 20:50 |
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Get good scrub and play it on regular difficulty, none of this baby-mode easy. Also, that game cost $97 dollars in todays money.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 05:56 |
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Its 2018, SimCopter remake needs rampant shirtless man love in the streets than just a few days of the year
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 17:26 |
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BioMe posted:Strategy games should round chances of odds greater than 90% to 100% and lower than 10% to 0%. Doesnt Fire Emblem already use fake math at those ranges?
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 18:43 |
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TheScott2K posted:It really does feel like the decade+ of cutscene tunnel single player FPS design was a total waste. Ive said it before and Ill say it again, every developer including Valve took every single wrong lesson they could from Half-Life 2
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 17:31 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:HL2 is just incredibly good, but that's a popular videogame opinion for another thread. You came to the wrong part of town, motherfucker
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 01:28 |
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FoolyCharged posted:yes, that's why they were separate points. I can't think of any major titles before it with regenerating health in any capacity, a non terrible ability to be controlled on consoles, two weapons that quick swapped, or the way its melee attack worked. Designated grenade button alongside optional vehicle segments and while not copied as much enemy radar. There are games that did pieces of this prior (Hello Atari Jaguar AvP) but much like nobody gives a poo poo about Kill.Switch or Midi Maze, Halo put all the disparate parts into a single cohesive package to show the strength of the unified experience and thus set the standard. Halo 2 then basically did the same thing for online matchmaking and started the death of server lobbies.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 20:33 |
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Sardonik posted:No console FPS other than metroid prime has effective shooter controls. It is baffling to me how many people seem to be stuck in the plato's cave of fps console gaming when the alternative feels so, so much better. Those controls are fine for the kind of game it is, dire for say, Call of Duty. Unless you mean the Wii re-release in which case the only thing that really sucks is door opening
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 20:56 |
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Literally A Person posted:Any game that doesn't feature Crash W. Bandicoot is garbage trash for babbys. I have it on good authority he got put into the hospital by an australian gentleman
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 05:31 |
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Rutibex posted:i don't think Dwarf Fortress could have been made by anyone normal. it requires this kind of shut-in weirdo genius Its outsider art of the highest order
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 15:04 |
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Spin Dash is bad, Drop Dash is incredible.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 19:30 |
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Click to move is garbage and belongs in the landfill of gaming ideas next to non-maintainable auto lockon
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 20:37 |
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poverty goat posted:point and click adventure games have never had good gameplay Is Zoombini: The Logical Journey a puzzle game or point and click adventure? What a great, if needlessly cruel and extremely easy to render unwinnable, game
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 01:06 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 06:17 |
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is pepsi ok posted:Anyone who posts the equivalent of "you know that game with the story everyone likes? well actually it's bad" should have to give an example of what they consider to be a good video game story. Outrun 2
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 20:02 |