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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
DKC 3: Dixie's Double Trouble was better than DKC 1-2


Super Mario World > Super Mario Bros 3


Eliminator Boat Duel (NES) is an 8-bit masterpiece and if you ain't played it well gently caress you buddy

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Everything about Terranigma (SNES) was blatantly stolen straight out of Chrono Trigger / Illusion of Gaia / Secret of Mana but it's better than those games so lol owned

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
hovercrafts are the most fun vehicle to race in Diddy Kong Racing

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Uncharted 4 is total rear end

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
the best Zeldas are on the N64

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
very bad and terrible NES / SNES / Genesis games are bizarrely entertaining somehow :iiam:

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Charles Barkley Shut Up N Jam is a terrible rear end SNES game and I wanna play it right now (it owns)

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
^ the casino level in Sonic 2 is really good

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

basic hitler posted:

Bioshock infinite is actually a good game. It's Bioshock with better environment design, dimension hopping, and making GBS threads on conservatism, xenophobia, and nostalgia for the past. Plenty to enjoy there. Bioshock 2 is loving awful. It's just bioshock, except Rapture is even more broken I guess? an excuse to reuse all of the assets, and the plot was essentially a dumb and angry response to Ken Levine's pretty ruthless takedown of objectivism and libertarianism.

Basically a copy paste of the first game but with an overarching theme of "WHAT ABOUT COMMUNISM???"

Garbage game i'm glad I never paid for it.

Infinite wasn't the best game ever but I sincerely enjoyed it and there's no reason it takes the amount of poo poo it has been subject to.


Here's a breakdown of Bioshock Infinite's nonsensical & poorly planned timeline of events. It's :laffo:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdNhwb7iuI4&t=892s


Pretty much undermines the entire concept of the game imo

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Orange Sunshine posted:

But obviously time travel works however you decide it works, as long as there's some sort of internal consistency to it.


...That's the entire point of his critique, though; there isn't any internal consistency to time travel in Bioshock Infinite.


Seems completely fair to me :shrug:

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Orange Sunshine posted:

How is there not an internal consistency to it?

The youtube critic was saying, "You can't travel back in time and kill your father because time travel doesn't work that way".


His main beef is that the premise of infinite timelines undermines the entire point of Booker being drowned, to which the only explanation Elizabeth offers is the laughably flimsy idea that "some things are always constant".


Orange Sunshine posted:

The various Elizabeths kill Booker so he can't become Comstock, which prevents Columbia from happening and the Elizabeths from existing, so they all disappear.


Elizabeth also lets it slip that Comstock exists in "millions of worlds", which in a game of infinites implies Booker's initial baptism decision has no real bearing on anything whatsoever. By that logic, killing Booker at the end does nothing either lol. Given this nonsense premise, the only way to prevent Comstock from being a thing would be to go even further back in time and presumably kill one of the Lutece's parents before their offspring is even conceived.


You are welcome to buy all this drek but that is one dumb story arc imo.

Homestar Runner fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Feb 20, 2017

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Ape Fist posted:

I still think Final Fantasy 7 is the greatest video game ever made and I'm pretty sure the remake is going to be a loving disgrace.


Meatwolfe posted:

Agreed completely. The resulting Internet meltdowns after the remake gets released will be entertaining as hell though.



interesting, so what's the deal here? I haven't been following the details on the remake.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
The Baldur's Gate / Icewind Dale series are both far superior in gameplay, character development and atmosphere to anything named Elder Scrolls / Witcher / Dragon Age etc

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
all the Uncharted games suck. all of them

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Unfunny Poster posted:

Divinity Original Sin 1 & 2 are way better RPGs than anything Bethesda has made.



so is Baldur's Gate II

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