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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

The Pussy Boss posted:

Let's start 2017 off right with some pitchface.

It's no Zombie Jeff Karstens, but we're just getting started here.

Have some Rosey shitface, I mean pitchface.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 22:05

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:33

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Oh Rick.... :smith:

http://www.12up.com/posts/4603000-rick-ankiel-admits-he-drank-alcohol-before-starts-to-calm-down?a_aid=40030

Anxiety is a bitch.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:23

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Manfred is awful.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:46

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

https://twitter.com/MarkZuckerman/status/834176313917308932

Balkin' Bob is no more

Gonna miss Jim Joyce's strike calls.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 00:12

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Explosionface posted:

Yeah, I think that's also why Anthony Rizzo, who is decidedly average or slightly lower on speed ends up with stolen bases fairly often.

The same way Yadier Molina led the Cardinals with 12 steals a few years ago.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 20:02

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

YeahTubaMike posted:

Really not feeling blond Baez, especially since the Mets made rally bleaching a thing.

It took a while to get used to blond Carlos Martinez last year, but now I kinda miss it.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 16:43

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Crazy baseball story of the day goes to Jose Abreu:

http://www.12up.com/posts/4649466-jose-abreu-reveals-he-literally-ate-his-fake-passport-while-sneaking-to-america?a_aid=40030

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:13

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

David.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 16:01

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

rule changes for 2017:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:30

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

IcePhoenix posted:

Does that second to last one mean the dude with the jumping delivery is hosed now?

Carter Capps? I think so...

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:34

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Mike_V posted:

Why the gently caress are they banning outfield markers? Who cares. Is it because positioning players cuts down on offense?

Manfred hates shifts and wanted to ban them all together.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:33

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Edit: nvm

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:55

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Giants 1B coach Jose Alguacil was hit in the head by a foul line drive and airlifted to a hospital

It's too bad because he's by all accounts a terrific guy.

Hopefully he doesn't lose his sight like Juan Encarnacion did.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 15:18

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Pancakes posted:

I can't even pretend to be excited about the Blues.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 18:13

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Mike_V posted:

lol if you babies haven't been pissed off at the Blues for your entire lives.

Oh no, I have been. Don't even get me started on Mike Keenan.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 18:30

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Mike_V posted:

What a terrible time it must have been being a Bulls fan in the 90s.

Anyways, have the Cardinals decided how they're going to handle Molina/Kelly? I assume Matheny is going to run Yadi out there to start for 150 games.

This year, Yadi as much as possible, Kelly in AAA. after this year, who knows. They want to extend Yadi, no idea how that is gonna work with Kelly around and close to ready.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 18:59

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Poque posted:

They're donating to Merkins Of Hope.

Some poor kid will finally get the fire crotch they deserve.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 18:58

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

will_colorado posted:

N: Eddie Rosario just did this in the DR/PR WBC game:

https://twitter.com/MLBNetwork/status/841822432122032128

V: dragon status: unleashed.

Holy poo poo :love:

Yadi.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 03:33

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Indians released Wily Mo Pena.

The dream is dead... for now.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 20:18

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Pancakes posted:

When I see you posting in the N/V tread I hope that it's a Yadi extension. Stop toying with my heart.

Sorry buddy.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 21:06

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Pancakes posted:

When I see you posting in the N/V tread I hope that it's a Yadi extension. Stop toying with my heart.

GOOD NEWS!

Cards and Yadi are finalizing an extension right now! :snoop:

edit: 3 years, at least $55m.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 01:26

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Kozma made the Yankees opening day roster lol.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 15:22

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:33

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Pancakes posted:

Kozma and Holliday together again. When's the next time the Angels play the Yankees? Somewhere Andrelton Simmons just woke up drenched in a cold sweat.

I'm having flashbacks of dickshots and infield flys.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 15:41

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