2017 NFL Free Agency/Trades - Good news: $109m to spend. Bad news: Browns

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CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Oh god he's gonna end up in New England for the ring chase on a one year deal

I mean christ Belichick squeezed 1800/yds out of a near broken Corey Dillon

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 18:16

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 05:01

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

No Butt Stuff posted:

you really wanna prove the defense can drag anyone into the playoffs

Wasn't that disproved this year?

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 18:22

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

No Butt Stuff posted:

I assume most Broncos fans are also Trumpers, double down on a falsity even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Like believing in Alex Smith :V

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 18:25

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Diva Cupcake posted:

Redskins have franchised Kirk Cousins.

Thats alot of money on an average QB that wont be with them next year

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 19:38

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

DariusLikewise posted:

When was the last time the Patriots signed a "top" free agent? Adalius Thomas?

Revis

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 20:48

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Philly is supposedly offering Stills 12 a year for 4 years

He's gone.

Source?

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 21:38

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

With Kaepernic opting out of his contract do you reckon any team will be desperate enough to pick him up.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 16:24

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

fsif posted:

He's good enough that he SHOULD be picked up, but I'm not sure that anyone will.

I gotta think at this point he will only be picked up by a team in a city that supports his political views...which since he just left one of those it kinda limits him...

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 16:31

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

DariusLikewise posted:

Kaepernick will catch on somewhere as a backup, I mean Greg Hardy caught on after beating his girlfriend and throwing her onto a pile of guns.

Yeah but that appeals to the demographic that hates what Kaepernick did

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 17:24

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

89 posted:

More Eagles updates:

- Brandon Cooks is confirmed being talked about being traded to either the Eagles or Titans. More likely to the Titans according to one source. But the two other sources are conflicted on "who's ahead" between the Titans and Eagles
- Eagles, Titans, Bears still the top 3 spots Alshon can end up with. Also, 49ers.
- Chase Daniels receiving interest in the trade market. Would relieve $6 million in cap space.
- Kelce likely to stay

Meh
Good
Good
Meh

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 18:26

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Eagles go full ham and get Marshall and Jeffrey and use them to their full potential

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 10:45

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Why is GaussianCopula writing for Packers News?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 15:25

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

$10 says if he does go to Buffalo and lead them to a winning season people would forget that poo poo reaal quick...

:toxx:

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:42

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

The most unlikely part of my scenario is Kaep going to the Bills tbh

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:47

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

swickles posted:

Its actually not that far off, you just have to be careful how you talk about it. Slaves were treated like livestock, they were "bred" to make bigger, stronger offspring. The problems with that thinking though are numerous. Not all black people are descended from slaves. Its also difficult to demonstrate that on a relatively short time scale (say 200 to 300 hundred years) that the type of selection we are talking about would predominate the population in way such that it would continue to predominate without selective breeding. This goes to yet another problem with that thinking, which is that slave descendants pick their mates based on the same principles that the slave masters did. Its one of those concepts that superficially has some modicum of sense, but under the tiniest bit of scrutiny falls apart real fast.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 17:54

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Please god make this happen then Romo gets injured and retires before week 1

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 23:55

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/839422729120006145

Wow are they expecting Dak to crash that hard/

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 12:41

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ehud posted:

Imagine how much the 49ers are going to pay Cousins lol

I hope he takes a below average deal just to spite the Redskins

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 17:52

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

sean10mm posted:

IMO Saints aren't very serious about moving him, they're just seeing if someone will give them a pants-on-the-head stupid offer.

Shame Chip Kelly isnt around anymore. He would have probably traded Wentz for him

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 17:53

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/839834109123887104

Was the significant guarantee that he would be gone in 2 years if they didnt accept?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 15:12

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/caplannfl/status/839851448229842944

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 16:52

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839870838526574596

Jesus christ why....out of all the FA recievers..

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 17:12

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

EugeneJ posted:

I have some terrible feeling that in the middle of our 0-16 season the Bills will invite OJ onto the field for some kind of publicity stunt

To divert the bottles away from the Players?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:15

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Joey Freshwater posted:

DJax and Evans make me feel funny in my special place.

Now if only the Bucs could find a RB...

What happened to muscle hamster?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:20

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Cleveland got a fleet of money trucks

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 20:45

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Intruder you're free

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 21:39

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Pryor is definitely peacing the gently caress out of there

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 21:43

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Haha haha haha haha how loving bad do you have to be to go to the Browns and not be played

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 21:48

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839945082618974209

1 year?

Thats....odd as gently caress

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:06

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

LMAO THIS IS THE WILDEST NFL OFF SEASON I HAVE EVER WITNESED

still doesnt beat Chips Wild Ride

:negative:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:21

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Tom Sellout posted:

Even that doesn't compare to the Dream Team

poo poo, remember when the Redskins gave Albert Haynesworth truckloads of money to ineffectively play two-gap nose tackle in a 3-4? Good times

the dream team wasnt funny until we crashed mid season....

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:27

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Chichevache posted:

He's going to make at least 2 million per game played with you.

The 7 in 9-7

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 10:15

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

I wish I understood if that was good or not

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 23:05

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

a new study bible! posted:

Now all Lane needs to do is stop taking steroids.

That's gonna be my avatar text by the end of next season...I can feel it

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 10:19

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

euphronius posted:

They aren't keeping them all.

It's just a negotiating stance to keep their value up a bit.

IMHO.

That's the good part though. It means we can realistically allow any of them to walk without too much repercussion (maybe minus peters and lane "STOP DOING loving ROIDS" johnson"

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 12:34

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

If I had to stay in Cleveland I'd want stupid money too...not sure why you would chose Washington though. That situation is a whole other level of hosed

Also can someone explain why they didn't franchise tag him?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 19:07

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

At this point the best options for HK has to be either the Skins or the Browns right?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 20:28

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Eli Wiggum posted:

HK?

Hard Knocks

I'm lazy when phone posting

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 20:36

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Leperflesh posted:

I desperately want HK to do the niners. New coach, the QB controversy, rebuilding, etc. I doubt jed york would agree to it though.

You can't do it if you have just hired a new coach.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 20:48

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 05:01

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Flikken posted:

You can do it, you just can't be FORCED to do it.

Ah right.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 20:55

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