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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
i wonder how much federal money it cost for the secret service to guard uday and qusay through that dubai hotel opening

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

mister magpie posted:

oh a new thread and a seemingly slow day in tormpisstan

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
it's a shame that pigs can be so intelligent and emotive when their flesh is completely delicious

grilled pork chop sandwiches own

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Annual Prophet posted:

it would be hilarious if they got the jump on cali and started a neoconfederate movement

having spent large amounts of time in the south, i could certainly imagine that gaining traction, even with our orange buffoon in office

'President of the Two Americas' sounds like a title trump would be down for. he's already got a Southern White House

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
more like depeche owned by that namedrop

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

BarronsArtGallery posted:

Discussing Christianity in the marketplace of ideas right now: Jesus turned down Mary Magdeline and was single his entire life except for surrounding himself with other single men. Also he was a mamma's boy

jesus was gay as hell

j. christos was volcel

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

BUSH 2112 posted:

he was pretty hilarious in last week's episode of bob's burgers

oh poo poo the Burg is back?

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
it does sound like a p. good burger tho

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Consummate Professional posted:

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it

i'd like to know that too

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Trapezound posted:

tracking real close to a Huckabee with that joke imo

also why is the A smaller, kinda superscript, and underlined in FACING SOUTH FLORDIA" idgi

florida is a land of berserk madness

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

dehumanize yrself and face...to south florida!!

oh god if only

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

gradenko_2000 posted:

jfc why did I pledge to give up alcohol for Lent.

worship less lovely gods

bacchus will never ask you to forego alcohol

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

MizPiz posted:

gently caress's sake, he posts here too!?

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/837310800561860612

lmao even now the knee remains bent

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Relevant Tangent posted:

It's fun, just know going in that one class can read minds and it's a cool as hell power that makes the game better and the other classes can't.

i don't know if i'll ever bother playing a class other than nano

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Relevant Tangent posted:

I'm going to go back through as Huge McLarge and make rear end in a top hat choices. I'm looking forward to it. "Yeah dude, instead of that life changing operation you should come party with us, we'll use your gold!"

i convinced that guy to go get an education, gold/blue 4eva

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

that stubble, the knowing cocksure smile, that blue piercing the reality veil from the scrunched up wrinkled slits he calls his eyes

and he consistently has denied us escape every time from the astral prison in which all mattering is locked within.



mitchell stockholm syndrome :negative:

zordon's midlife crisis was rough

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
all birds remember that they once ruled this world as scaly kings

they will never forgive us mammals for our usurpation of the land

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

tacodaemon posted:

i'm calling it now, paul ryan is smuggling the bill up his rear end

he's been borrowing mac's workout bike lately, he'll do fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZdqjt8ihkY&t=5s

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Nah, piece of cake. Leahy's letter asks if he talked to Russians "about the election". Without a recording, it's easy to deny that.

the only letter i need from that drunk bastard is confirmation that he's in the next tpb season

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Trast posted:

My heart wants them to appoint someone who will be tough and righteous. My gut says they'll completely gently caress this up like everything else since the election.

The primordial, lizard-like section of my brain that craves chaos hopes they appoint Obama.

obama's a coward

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

the one on the right probably actually fights for her broken worldview and false religion

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

prefect posted:

I believe she suicide bombed.

well there you go

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Paul Manafort's disgraceful extra-dimensional alter ego

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

euphronius posted:

He's literally doing nothing today

Jfc

if you were the president and could take three day weekends in southern florida every single week on the government's dime, wouldn't you

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk posted:

no, because that would require me to enter the state of florida

florida rules

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

you don't know what autarkic means

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

mormonpartyboat posted:

run by the autarch

the russkies have a lot in common with the eldar these days, what with circling around the demographic collapse drain

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

O is alll right

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

is that gif from future force

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Guys my boss's client today is apparently a Hapsburg & he's bragging about how his family lt was a personal enemy of Hitler

My bullshit alarm is going off but its pretty amusing listening to him

how inbred is ur boss

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solarin posted:

HRC should come back as a born again christian republican and just ruin everything for everyone

nation of islam

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

If Trump actually starts trying to throw his weight at the Obamas you know that's when the shoe will drop. Obama left with basically the most sterling legacy of any president in living memory - and you know he's got piles and piles of documents/people on the inside still loyal to him over this poo poo-clown. It's all bluster because the moment Trump made a move is the moment the stage collapses.

barrack h. obama is a spineless coward too busy double-teaming prostitutes with his wife on richard branson's whore island to contemplate any of this

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yinlock posted:

that wasn't due to boring

look at this loving canadian white knighting for a depraved old vampire who failed every test of leadership and character she ever faced

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yinlock posted:

you've hit every dem thread note in a single sentence, incredible

you have stockholm syndrome and your abuela's a massive failure who doesn't give a poo poo about you

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

i know that feel

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

the london school of eton, oxbridge campus

who did you fag for

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

zegermans posted:

Ted I can understand but how the gently caress does Heidi agree to this

heidi signed away her power to refuse much of anything on the blood-inked scroll her goldman sachs masters used to summon cruz from the Bloom in the first place

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

DrPlump posted:

Hillary is a bene gesserit witch!

her name is definitely a killing word in american politics now

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

goddammit baloney now you got me thinking what i want to name my kids you motherfucker!!!!!! go email trudo!!

lmao what kind of narcissistic idiot has kids now of all times

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