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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

FRIST POTst

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:34

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:08

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

gently caress YOU

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:33

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

oh no kenbone

https://twitter.com/VictoryHoldings/status/834116448003977220

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:40

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/834163247939014656

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:24

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

gently caress MY poo poo IN A BUTT ON PAGE 100

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:38

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

wow i missed by one?

this is the worst dya of my life

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:39

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/AlbertoNardelli/status/834130046117933057

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:49

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/WBLZSportsChica/status/833724768469688320

too much for nascar!!!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:52

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/834234416109076480

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 03:55

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/twitersgoodboy/status/833993144219877376

:stonk:

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:10

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/834019919389917185

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:33

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/834523542779748354

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:33

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

radical meme posted:

Yeah, because he's been so critical of the Tea Party circle jerks in the past.

lol rush sold rush brand tea during that

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:45

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT

10PM EST/9/8/7pst

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 00:47

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Zyla posted:

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT

10PM EST/9/8/7pst

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 01:49

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/834874248200138753

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 01:56

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Solarin posted:

college conservatives = human garbage

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 01:59

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

"Hm yes I think the best way to kill him would be with a WMD in an international loving airport"

it woked

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 02:05

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

i have a serious dislike of the things that are occuring in this country, world.

who is with me

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:15

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

did you know batman isn't real

hes as real as god is

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:16

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

has there been any funny movie since 9/11?

like genuinely funny and holds up on repeat viewings?

i honestly can't think of a single one

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:28

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

sincx posted:

The Hangover

mods???

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:30

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

so u cant swear on twitter anymore???

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:43

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Twerk from Home posted:

I believe you are looking for Andy Samberg's seminal Hot Rod

oh man i haven tseen this

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 23:06

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 00:00

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

gently caress me in the goat place

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 07:23

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called �marinating,� where the man puts his penis into the woman�s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 07:24

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

sounds worse than a memphis dry rub

yesss

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 07:31

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

The Cum Holy Grail (1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg (2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg (3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg (4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

what i learned from reddit today

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 08:47

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Baloogan posted:

gimme ops back on your chat thing!!!!

sorry friend u gotta go thru the hazing again to get that

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 08:49

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Baloogan posted:

globalism is anti-anime, anti-firearms, anti-alcohol and anti-personal-freedoms

and yall are like sure it makes the 1% make alot of money but

im not willing to give up any of the above for money so there suck it you got trump in yo face

hwo is it anti-anime??

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 08:51

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 05:14

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Baloogan posted:

because whatever you might believe they are not the straw man in your head. they don't want to kill americans

passive deaths tho, that's just a market correction!

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 02:54

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

things are so hosed from so many angles its utterly impossible to keep track of them all and keep your sanity

loving
gently caress

kill me

trump 2016

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 22:23

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

cool, cool

this is all cool

and good

and normal

and I'm happy about it

super happy 2x bonus

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 22:27

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/836984864947777536

whops

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 20:51

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 21:07

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Lmao if u pay thousands for a dog

fuckin adopt, you fucks its cheaper and you get better dogs, and you literally save a life

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 21:21

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

were drunks who gives a poo poo

its all the same

wake up, see your glorious leader have a meltdown and contemplate how ephemeral your life is, then forget about it as you take your regulation whiskey shots with your breakfast and then shower with a cold beer in hand and then sit out on the porch with a vape and scotch in a glass, pass out for a few hours and forget what day it is, then go online and laugh at people who think they'll stop the missiles with their ARs and hands and yinlocking without a liscence. Then you play a few rounds of whatever game u want, watch netflix, listen to some music and then drift back to sleep where its the closest feeling you'll get to death for a brief moment as you lay supine, suspended in the blackness of the universe where time no longer exists because it is not part of this reality in this construct of your mind as you perceive it.

You may be a decade old, centuries old, h*ck even eons old, there is no longer any type of objective relativity as you are eventually shattered into the swirling heat of our dying star. The universe beckons and your temporary body returns to dust, perhaps your atoms scattered across countless galaxies to be reformed on another alien planet that can maintain life and you will have a couple million years to evolve, form your own alien alcohol and alien weed, alien languages, and alien internet where we have an alien democracy and are forced to watch our pissbaby manchild alien president have a meltdown on alien twitter and then you wonder if it was all worth it, you then shrug it off and embrace your ephemerality once again.

and this fucko here is telling us about the wrong calendar day

jest drink~

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 17:43

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:08

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Trump tweets were fake news all along!!
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/838066456155852800

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 17:45

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