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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
What's more romantic than unrequited love?

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I call that the myth of the noble cuck

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

using a strange sex toy and posting the picture in gbs
Look, there's a difference between romantic and kinky

When something is romantic, it means you have to pay through the nose to get nothing

When something is kinky, there's an agreement beforehand

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is not blue collar

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Look, time is just a concept

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Tonetta making a leadership challenge, but can she displace loogs as the Alpha Cuck of cspam?

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Tonetta posted:

I do not want to be the cucakagogue of pee spam
Maybe you should
Just think of the benefits
Like
Uh
Hmmmm
Look just be creative

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Tonetta posted:

I've always wanted to give myself sixers on demand
Is that a euphemism

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Hold up i need to copy their deets for identity fraud

It's for the next election, you see

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Nerf lastgirl

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Citizen Tayne posted:

My employer started a subsidiary based in Chennai for software development. They're going to eventually transfer all software development there.

This is super funny because my coworkers all love Trump and voted for him because they hate Indians and also think Trump is going to limit H1Bs and outsourcing, but he's actually going to accelerate it. big lols all around!
America's greatest export continues to be jobs

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
smdh if you don't use a forklift for your weekend shopping

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

I use the cart that has the race car attached to the back that is too big to fit down any isle or the checkout even when I don't have kids with me. I am a child. I should be president.
hands are too big imo

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
if you went to 4chan for literally anything else other than the free pornography you made a mistake

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Equeen posted:

Can someone give me the link to the 4chan article ya'll are talking about?
https://medium.com/@DaleBeran/4chan-the-skeleton-key-to-the-rise-of-trump-624e7cb798cb#.4ln9l7ldm

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

i dont think thats something you really divulge as a "i make better decisions here than you because i clicked my mouse on the right thing" because its...

*checks notes*

not.

also my mom said to give you this -----> :chloe:
i'll accept your judgement but i have a condition where i'm forced to tell it like it is, regardless of whether or not anyone wants to hear it

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Hootington posted:

Well I'm done with slate political podcast. Plotz in the episode after the Muslim ban said it would have been acceptable to him if the legislature had passed it instead of it being an eo. He is such a garbage ghoul.
look, there are you rules you have to follow if you want to poo poo on americans

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
i've never posted on sa

ever before

i'm just an innocent lurker :angel:

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
trump thread is the #1 source of fake news in america

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
i seem to remember a certain donald trump promising that transgender people could use whatever bathroom they want

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Feminasty Slut posted:

I ended up on those forums a few times trying to get old games working. I lurked here for years before shelling out the 10bux and I have no other homes on the internet. It is good to be with you all now, at the end of all things.
i've lived on a couple of really loving small and obscure forums but it's good to be on sa

it's a good mix of anonymity of randos, but with intimacy of board regulars, filled with the cheesy goodness of actually existing moderation

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
whoever designed the bbcode poo poo should be shot

or maybe the whole thing needs a fundamental redesign

like having to load every page to see new replies is kinda stupid

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

its getting one
you sure? everything you see here is just a new coat of paint, under the hood it's the same poo poo

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

deadgoon posted:

wait there are people who don't drink wine by the bottle?
wait, there are people who don't drink wine by the bag?

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
i'm gonna perform a crime and start a business selling wine in aluminium cans

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
no wait

champagne in those plastic coke bottles

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Whenever I saw Obama and Michelle, I feel pretty strongly that they had a good family going, but I feel like Trump can't be anything but an abusive poo poo

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
here's 2 radical ideas;
a- devos doesn't want more drama

b- it's pointless to psychoanalyze what is happening in this administration because they're all crazy and nothing they do will ever make sense

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

heres 1 radical idea

Λ - pointless and fun aren't mutually exclusive :milk:
point conceded

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

eonwe posted:

lol if you don't like crunchy PB
i'll admit to the shame of being a smooth cuck but only because i value my teeth

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

crazy cloud posted:

what the gently caress kind of cuckteeth can't win against a peanut god drat dude
this is what flouride does to you

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

turns u gay???
i mean other than that

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
love the benghazi at the end

that's never going to go away is it

70 years from now, benghazi is going to get the same level of treatment as watergate, despite being based on absolutely nothing

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

Also fwiw Goldman Sach's [who tend to have a read on these things] latest prospectus puts tax reform in 2017 as totally dead.
did that prospectus also state whether or not america would be dead

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

it suggested learning russian comrade
actually do you have a link i want to legit read it

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I don't believe any sizable portion of these angry town hall crowds are Republicans (willing to be proven wrong on that though), but that doesn't mean they aren't constituents or deserve to be ignored. Y'know...like our fuckbrained overbaked president tweeted about.
The only people you have no right to ignore ever are tea party activists, if there's like 5 tea party people you have to listen to whatever stupid poo poo they want and then do that

anyone else can get hosed

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

watch kill la kill
That's exactly the wrong advice to give to someone freaked out about girls in anime

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Good sci fi is social/political commentary, find a theme and stick to it

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

in my opinion planet of the apes was in some ways allegorical
Literally the least subtle allegory ever written

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

you are, (yes you the cuck reading these words) is constructing a simplified reality where poo poo makes sense.

donald trump is president.
All Reals are traumatic, but some are more traumatic than others

Luckily I have the Symbolic (cspam) and the Imaginary (anime) to help me cope with these dark times

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