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Jun 11, 2005

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Jose posted:

peak goon.txt

and yet...

Haier posted:

When he said it was too fast to discuss marriage, she went to the police and said he was harassing/raping her or something, and he lost his job and had to fly out back to Australia the next week.

Despite all this the craziest part is that Haier seems to like India more than China

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naem posted:

Just remember, these guys have nukes

Indian Missile Silo Operator: I am releasing my load on mob Pakistan by seeing this sluty MIRV

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Jun 11, 2005

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KomodoWagon posted:

EVERY MORNING I OPEN MOUTH SLAM MY TONGUE INTO A BHABHI CHOOT HOLE

Thirsty Girl posted:

im a bhabhi girl
in a bhabhi world

life in slashfic
its fac-tastic

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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mods, serious question: can we compile the best words/terms from this thread and use it to give some lucky goons some really awesome name changes?

dibs on 'unzip my dick'

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Sunswipe posted:

Man, I miss the Bailey Jay thread.

lmpho (laughing my plumpy holes off)

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

how the gently caress is this one of the most populous countries on earth

Have you seen how obsessed they are with loving?

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Somebody get this man an account, he obviously loves goons.

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Good Evening. I'm Jim Acosta and we're here tonight on Milfs Matters with my guests Prince ALi, Seductive Shraddha Trolls and Zulmi Shahenshah to discuss a serious topic: I drink ur boobs milk, do u like it?? All these. Yes... or no.

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ROFL Octopus posted:

Posting so nice...

Hay dorling I qouote you

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Drunk & Ugly posted:

bringing new meaning to the term navel gazing

linty aunty, we fouck

Oh is that what they meant by plumpy holes?

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Mordja posted:

There's also that super remote pedophile island that came up in a thread a few months back.

Murray Mantoinette
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I'm the guy that liked the first and third 'No', but didn't like the second one.

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Celery Face posted:

I even had one pretty much hold me against a wall and beg me for five minutes to grind with him while I screamed "gently caress OFF" in his face the entire time.

Hahaha being a chick sounds like it loving sucks

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Imperialist Dog posted:

http://m.hindustantimes.com/india-n...mngaMpIhNI.html

quote:

The man – identified as Mohammad Shalik, a resident of Raza Colony in Gumla town – was allegedly in a relationship with a Hindu woman of a nearby village, Soso, for more than a year, sources said.

"Mo, how're things working out with your gf?"
"Soso?"
"Sorry, man, hope things improve."
"What?"
"What?"

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Amarcarts posted:

Trying right now to imagine the sort of art that would be made by an indian nerd obsessed with japanese anime culture.

I'm thinking rape might be involved.

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Deceitful Penguin posted:

Tbh, I don't think that Japanese fanworks can get more problematic at this juncture regarding that.

Though it's a little bit weird for me to wrap my head around the fact that India is apparently the new low point compared to Japan. Are there any love hotels in India?

Haier posted:

Summarized:

...

Hotels won't rent to unmarried couples, and even some areas married couples need to show marriage license, or have a child or relative with them to prove they are not being illicit. Many hotels also won't rent to single women because it's an easy trick for a single guy to also rent a room a few hours later and then the couple can meet.

...

I'm going with 'no.'

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RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

This is going on my workout playlist.

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dad hot, so what means sex?

Murray Mantoinette
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Idk whatever

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FistEnergy posted:

I'm looking at all these memes like :wtc:

Your username really sounds like it could have come from one of these Facebook threads.

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McGavin posted:

Her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps.

Her pits, her pits, also balls (not tits).

Murray Mantoinette
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This is the first dude in this thread that I actually laughed with instead of at.

e: I also laughed at him.

Murray Mantoinette
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This is loving hilarious on purpose


And this is loving hilarious on accident (I think :confused:).

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KomodoWagon posted:

I have ridden camels many times, once for hours at the time. My rear end hurts just thinking about it.

Would it help if I were to put my rear end inside your rear end in a top hat? For... some sort of plumpy cushioning?

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Borrowed Ladder posted:

Yeah but at the very least you got your rear end inside an rear end, right?

We need to make up a new "first, second, third base, home run" metaphor but using these weird actions and less-popular body parts. Like getting to first base is kissing... her... belly button, I guess?

e: also I guess it probably should be cricket and not baseball.

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ElGroucho posted:

I'm very confused

Go post something really explicit on some chick's Facebook feed about it.

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It's at times like this, when I see an indian guy quantifying the length of his dick down to the tenth of an inch while hornyposting on Facebook that I understand why the country produces so many engineers.

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Tired Moritz posted:

why does "do the needful" have a wikipedia article

Dude, WP has articles for everything: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists

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Say Nothing posted:

Powdered milk.

Alan Smithee posted:

friendship ended with mother

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