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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
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Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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hakimashou posted:

Maybe the lack of any far left wing governments in our lifetimes in Britain and the abysmal performance in polls of Corbynismo just go to prove it's unpopular and not what British people want.

This is most likely true. But that just means these people should be reeducated. The German people were also wrong when they supported the Nazis. The majority can, and often is, wrong about things.

I don't think it's arrogant to suggest an ideology that leads to war and environmental disaster should be prevented at all costs. Including force.

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Looke posted:

doesn't their leader want to privatise the NHS as well..?

Yeah UKIP used to be openly pro-privatisation. When they realised that they really had a chance at power they buried some of their less popular policies and this was one of them. If they ever get into power expect them to revert and immediately dismantle the NHS. It's an obvious trojan horse for them. UKIP was born as the party for well off Tories who wanted to shift even further right. It's rebirth as party of the working class is recent and essentially a facade. They are far right libertarians and as far away from worker friendly as you can get.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Spangly A posted:

I like Dianne Abbot but holy poo poo that'd be a bad idea

IRA sympathiser or angry black woman, you could not pick two worse candidates for an election

That she's seen as 'angry black women' isn't the problem. Well it is for some but I think the main issue is she seems like a terrible speaker. The few times I've seen her in a debate she gets verbally dominated.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Pissflaps posted:

I'm saying they may not have found Shami Chakrabarti's report very convincing.

So they voted for the people who are more likely to be overtly anti-Semitic? Rather than the secret anti-Semites?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Everything she says is always some variation of "Put up and shut up". She never compromises over everything and then follows up with speeches of "coming together" and "national spirit". She takes and never gives and then demands everyone be happy about it. She is such a loving piece of poo poo. Shocking I know.

Treat me like the pleb that I am. I understand that. I have no power, she does. But don't act like I should like it. Like it's my duty to be happy that Brexit means Brexit and no, we definitely can't amend it even a little bit because of reasons. Stop the lovely circus.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Mar 3, 2017

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Breath Ray posted:

Yeah but what about May

Oh you card

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Pesky Splinter posted:

I believe they are terming it "Nuclear Brexit".

Which is to say, May makes unreasonable, impossible demands to EU, at which they'll go "Lol no, it's all or nothing, gently caress off", at which point she'll poo poo her pants in a tantrum, and ask Hammond to plunge us into a glorious Tory tax haven in a desperate bid to stop a potential hemorrhage of businesses relocating to the continent.

Of course, we're probably going to be absolutely hosed if this happens.

Unless Atlantis rises from the waves, and exculsively wants to invest in our great British industries of jam and cakes, or whatever bollocks Boris Johnson was trying to peddle.

I guess the accelerationists win in the end? Because there's no way any prior Tory plans for BRITANE survive this scenario. Everyone is hosed. Some will be able to bear it better of course, but no one will be able to have any long term plans. If it really is as bad as everyone in this thread says it will be then the Tories are hosed. Either by people finally getting fed up with their poo poo (good result) or their base fracturing into ever more fascist splinters (bad result). That and the Union is finished.

Pissflaps posted:

Tony blairs speech. Of course it was.

It's a poll. Polls don't lie. Eat the poll you hungry piece of poo poo.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Mar 5, 2017

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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This is horrible. They go on an on about how awful Hoxha was and how terrible it is that Corbyn is so close to him in views. Then the questions are all really mundane stuff that anyone with empathy would agree with. That America was founded on the bodies of native Americans is not controversial. A party being founded on the basis of worker rights is not controversial. Combating imperialism is not controversial. Absolutely none of the quotes are anything "dodgy" involving murder or oppression.

They might as well have run a story just going "leftists are all the same and are all huge stalins! *FARTS*".

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

I would imagine that there are quite a few people reading the telegraph who would definitely dispute that killing native americans was bad and that any organization nowadays may be held responsible for it, that workers rights are a good thing, and that imperialism is even a concept.

Yeah but they used to know these views were lovely. Shy Torism and all that. I guess those days are well over and we can proudly explaim "I'm glad all those lovely native Americans died because they were all cucking fucks!!!!!".

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Jakka jan

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I've been watching anime for about 15 years and I've managed to avoid weirdo porn poo poo and tentacle rape of any kind. You do have to go looking for that stuff.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Seaside Loafer posted:

First one I ever saw was the most tentacle rapey one I think ive ever seen. It was lets see ... 22 years ago and they randomly started letting the hard 18 rated anime films in computer game shops for some reason, so it had the famous motorbike one with Kaneda and Tetsuo but it also had this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108461/ . That's like 2 of hours demons raping young looking girls. That was a bit of an eye opener and no mistake.

I've considered anime as an art form objectively over the years and tbh it does seem to have a tiny bit of raping and young girls and stuff. Just saying.

There's horrible poo poo on film. With real people. I've managed to not see any of that either. Like I get it, there are lots of lovely animes out there. It doesn't stop One punch man being the best brainless fun of last year, or stop LOGH from being the best sci fi epic ever told in visual media. Everyone agrees generalisation is bad. Until we get to anime in which case it's fine and if you watched Trigun you should be put on a watchlist.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Looke posted:

someonen suggest a good anime plks

One punch man
Mob Psycho 100
Jojo's bizarre adventure
Gundam: The origin

That's about it for me this season.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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They come here for the tolerant friendly people, the cheap housing and the bountiful job market.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Miftan posted:

I mean, Hawking knows best about every subject because he's the smartest man alive, so let's just make him God Emperor of the world?

He was once. I'd rather listen to Roger Penrose or Kip Thorne now. Hawkings lost the last 5 science bets he's placed.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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He'll be writing 5000 word polemics about why the EM-drive could never work and how we're never leaving this planet and how truly awe inspiring it is that we're all going to live meaningless lives in a universe destined for heat death before you know it.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Person who likes science before becoming scientist: Science is about possibilities and expanding human knowledge!!!!!!!

Person who is now a scientist: Science is about what we can't do. Everything exciting breaks a law of physics. Hope is a lie.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Namtab posted:

All of the anime recs are bad. What are you into, what have you seen thus far, what are you looking for, kill la kill is garbage

Do not anime shame unless someone tells you to watch Naruto.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Paxman posted:

I like Ghost in the Shell (Standalone and Arise and even Innocence) and Ergo Proxy, but not schoolgirls, rape or people who turn into monsters for no apparent reason. What do I watch?

Psycho-pass. That was an easy one.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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"£250m in funding for Scottish Government, £200 for Welsh Government and £120m for Northern Ireland Executive"

OMG they've really shafted wales this time.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Sorry. I now feel it wasn't worth it.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Gorn Myson posted:

Shes asking for anime and manga to be banned, so I wouldn't say shes stupid at all.

Hot take.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Living in no where Wales I laugh at your "coffee shops". When I need refreshment I strain the blood out of a sea otter.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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namesake posted:

I think this means you either live in an English or REALLY crappy part of Wales: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Italians

Puritan drinking laws are a boon to social relations!

I live in North Wales. I wouldn't describe it as "crappy". But it is sparsely populated. Welsh Italalins or not when you live in the sticks there isn't going to be a coffee shop.

If I really really needed a coffee I could get on a bus. I'll stick to sea otter.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Mar 8, 2017

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Pissflaps posted:

It's not odd. It's waffly, unfocused bullshit that ignores the single newsworthy point that the Tories broke a manifesto pledge. Corbyn is poo poo.

You're just saying everything he does is "poo poo" now. You've abandoned the tiny bit of truth that makes a good troll. You're just being a dick now.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I don't like how the right wing media not wanting Corbyn in power is now a "conspiracy theory".

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Breath Ray posted:

I find the concept of resident trolls problematic. Is plurality so unwelcome?

Anyway, some good news. Real disposable income growth 2010-2014 is up for the poorest 10% in the UK and down for the median and top 10%. From a graph in yesterday's FT. Source: OECD.

Baseless contrarianism and a plurality of opinion are different concepts. At least you don't get weirdly aggressive like Pissflaps. It stops being funny.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Racism and a misguided sense of rebellion that only served to hurt themselves and made the elite do a sensible chuckle. Remember when the Welsh valleys said "enough!" And voted to end all the money given to Wales by the EU? Righteous.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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That sounds really scary to those of us unlikely to be able to leave. I don't see anywhere in Europe as particularly enticing and while I have a degree it's not STEM or in demand so the chances of getting a job or being head hunted is low-impossible. Am I going to die? If the best course of action is to literally flee if you can what the gently caress is going to happen to us that can't? You're giving me a panic attack.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Yeah I don't understand how you move without getting headhunted. I probably could get some job but i'm not valuable enough to get head hunted so I have no idea how to get the foot in the door.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Seaside Loafer posted:

In my personal experience of being depressed and drinking to much I found people with the best of intentions trying to talk me out of it even more annoying than the source of the depression thus doubling up the situation. You could try just shutting the gently caress up and leaving her alone to work it out but obviously I know nothing about the situation and if she is regularly threatening to top her self then its a bit more serious.

Depends on the level of depression. At its worst the person is going to feel detached and listless. There's probably some chronic pain that only comes on when the depression is at its worst. Leaving such a person to stew in their own thoughts is not a good idea. If directly referring to her depression is annoying to her then try to talk around it? Mindfullness is very important. This is being aware of your mood changes and attempting to mitigate the worst of their effects.

I will say that stopping her drinking is extremely important. People with depression often try to self medicate and it always ends up worse. Be annoying if you have to, she needs to get off the booze. Easier said than done I know. There's another person with self agency involved. It always fucks up the best laid plans.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Breath Ray posted:

I don't think you've quite got the hang of this

your face

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Certainly outside of things you should mockingly bring up.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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The system doesn't work against someone like May. Unelected and on a power trip. Let's not forget that. The person in charge of the most important political upheaval in recent UK history is unelected.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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learnincurve posted:

It makes it harder to argue for Brexit if one of the main remain arguments was that if we voted yes then we would all wake up in the morning to economic collapse. Sugar tax will make more of a difference to the poor than the impact the yes vote had.

Leaving the EU opens us up for more trade deals. India, Pakistan, Australia, Canada, America, China and Russia have all said they would be open to negotiating trade deals with us. Short term pain for long term gain.

No one should be trading with Russia.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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I live in North Wales and because I can read I noticed how much the EU gives to Wales so I voted remain. Stay in school kids.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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ThomasPaine posted:

Yes I'm not saying garbage pizzas are bad necessarily. Dominoes probably takes it as far as they go though. I used to like Papa Johns since his face is on everything and I now know he is the absolute worst bourgie poo poo I lost my taste for them.

e: by which I mean he is bad even by the standards of bourgie shits


I don't trust anyone who uses something other than a photo of themselves as a social media avatar. At least it's not just a flag so that's something.

I'm the opposite. I don't know why you want me to see your grubby unpresentable face but you're certainly not seeing mine. Yes you look ridiculous and any other conclusion is due to the Dunning-Kruger effect. Humanity is absurd. Social media is absurd.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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You say this is a collapse of the centre left. I say humanity is just entering a new era of being really terrible to each other. Buckle up.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Pissflaps posted:

That's what happens when there is no functioning opposition.

No. this is what happens when people like what the government is doing. They have no need or desire for an opposition. If they were pissed off they could put a vote in for the mysterious 'other' or none of the above.

No one planned for this scenario. The scenario of 'what happens if a population votes against its interests and shows no sign of stopping?' we now know. The survivors form circular firing squads and engage in increasingly banal arguements while the country collapses.

This idea that Labour could be doing well is so naive. They could have the best leader in the world and it wouldn't matter. There is no demand for traditional Labour ideals. Leftist or centrist. The poor were told by the Tories and ukip that all their ills were because of immigrants and other poor people. And it worked. The damage is done. A generation of working class are now hardcore Tory base. These people aren't staying away from Labour because of Corbyn, they're staying away because anything left of centre-right is wish washy loonyleft that broke are britane. Corbyn isn't helping matters I agree, but he wasn't the one that poisoned the well. That was done over time by an adept Tory disinformation campaign. Now Labour are associated with 'lazy shirkers' And 'letting immigrants have all the jobs' and 'giving mansions to polish people so they can send the mansion to Poland brick by brick it's outrageous'. None of this goes away if Corbyn goes.

In the current political climate the only way a new Labour leader could increase their polling is by apeing the Conservatives. This seems to be where most of the disagreement lies. I assume that pissflaps et al do have ideas for what Labour should do once propelled to power on the back of a Tory-lite manifesto? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and also assume you want them to do a u-turn on the odious policies they had to adopt in order to get into power. The alternative, you see, would mean you're basically a closet Tory and should gently caress right off.

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Mogg is going to be rude to Eagle and she will cry. SNP bot and tiny face will argue in a way that means each side avoids answering the issues of the other. Music plays and the audience leaves to go beat up gypsie.

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