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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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quote:

Ms. Merkel has been studying Mr. Trump’s speeches to get an insight into the new president’s thinking.

Welp. :rip:

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Office Pig posted:

Well hey, maybe Merkel can deluge his brain with something positive for once. Who knows, perhaps he'll lob even harsher sanctions on Russia!

Oh my god it's going to be something stupid, isn't it.

Yeah, I can't imagine how a female in power would bug Trump in any way and prompt him to be a shithead and/or throw a hissyfit afterwards.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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We've gone 48 hours without Trump melting down on Twitter, and 24 hours without him tweeting at all.

New record?

Is America gonna be fine after all?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Just came back from Chandler, where I enjoyed way too hot weather for my taste. Good to see that, despite the roaring dumpsterfire that is the GOP/Trump's attempt to do anything at all in a coordinated fashion, the democrats opposing him, in government and media, are utterly unable to poo poo their pants.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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america.txt

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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All that winning, man.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Just a friendly reminder that we're now close to two months into the Trump presidency, and he has still not fully committed to all of his cabinet nominations, nor even nominated hundreds of mid-level positions.

:tif:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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RFC2324 posted:

Bernie was a more inspiring candidate than Hilary by a long shot.

If I didn't look beyond the surface of his proposals, yeah, he was pretty inspiring.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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facialimpediment posted:

Here, have some word vomit that makes Sarah Palin look intelligent.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/842545029151440896

quote:

I'm looking at a book, I'm reading a book, I'm trying to get started.

Your president has the rare ability to make no less than THREE statements not in support of each other in a single loving sentence.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Casimir Radon posted:

A German is the leader of the free world right now.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/the-leader-of-the-free-world-meets-donald-trump-214924


:lol:

An actual headline in our day and age.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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To be fair, the SS was a collection of bumblefucks with their poo poo all over the place before the Orangegruppenfuehrer ever was elected.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Damnit, I wish I could have heard her in German, without the overly loud translator.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Motherfucker, did you just call the DPA fake news? :mad:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Aaaahahahah, he just said the only reason healthcare works in Germany is because "the negotiators in Germany did a much better job than the negotiators in the US", what a colossal loving moron you have elected there.

:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I thought he was referring to trade deals between USA and other countries

Oh, my bad, misunderstood that, but I was pretty sure he ended the sentence with "beautiful, tremendous healthcare" and the usual gibberish.


What in the everloving gently caress, he just joked about Obama wiretapping Merkel in response to him claiming Obama wiretapped him.


"We never said that, that was a statement by a very talented legal mind, he was saying this on FOX. You shouldn't be talking to me, you should be talking to FOX"

:wtc:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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GET YOUR loving HANDS OFF MUTTI, YOU SLIMY RAPEHIPPO

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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facialimpediment posted:

Donnie wants us all to ask fox as they were his source.

So fox responded: https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/842815659591524352

Also, the justice department just delivered paperwork to Congress on the "wiretapp" bullshit.

Trump lies like I did when I was eight loving years old. If he can't devise a way that someone would figure out that he's lying, THEY'LL BE NONE THE WISER, BETTER DOUBLE DOWN!

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 17, 2017

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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The world's favorite man-child was up early to tweet again:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843088518339612673

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843090516283723776

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Richard Bong posted:

Iirc Florida actually did this and the number of recipients actually popping hot were so low it was deemed a huge waste of money and resources.

Like somewhere in the high 90s was clean. So the amount saved was nowhere near the amount it cost to test everyone.

OF COURSE they were clean, because the program made them stay clean under threat of losing their unemployment benefits. It's literally curing addiction. Program success! :downs:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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What a huge mouthful helping of grandstandery bullshit.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I don't see anything coming of this.

Honestly, I think the whole issue of CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATING the president and his campaign's efforts is a massive waste of time.

I personally, with my own eyes and ears witnessed a candidate for president praise the hacking of their opponent, and ask for more. That's all the shameful and shady poo poo I need to know, and while I realize that may not be in breach of any legal statute, I don't really think this continuous horse-beating is really helping anything, because I don't think there's anything there.

The president said "Yo, please hack my opponent", and the Russians were like "lol, we were doing so anyway".

The president losing his poo poo on Twitter over this makes me think there MAY actually be something more there. OR IS THAT WHAT HE WANTS ME TO THINK? :ninja:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Listening to Trey Gowdy try to make a big deal about Flynn's being revealed as a traitor.

"I AM NOT GOING TO REVEAL THIS US CITIZEN'S NAME, but I am going to point out who revealed their name, when this was, what was talked about wink wink wink"

:cripes:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Oh my loving god, he literally does not you giant manbaby. Come out and say what he told you so he gets poo poo on for breaking rules (?) or shut the gently caress up.

It's not like anything happened to Comey when he released his dumb statement about Hillary last year.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Oh my loving lord, Mike Conaway is a colossal moron.


Conaway: "When did you guys decide that Moscow had a clear preference?"

Comey: "Uh, that was fairly easy, because Putin hated Secretary Clinton so much"

Conaway:"Well, that might fly on a Sunday when the Raiders play the Longhorns (the gently caress?), but could you be more specific (rambles on for 2 minutes)"

Comey: "Well, when you hate one outcome, you would prefer that outcome get defeated by its opponent, hence the preference."

Conaway: (stutters, rambles on for 2 more minutes)


shyduck posted:

I'm trying to figure out what the gently caress this guy is talking about but I got nothing

He's trying to make the argument that, just because Putin didn't like Hillary doesn't mean he would support Trump, but his argument was falling apart before he even introduced the dumb football reference. Then it somehow imploded into a singularity.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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The Iron Rose posted:

I cannot wait for the recording of this to become available because goddamn i'm sad that I'm missing the stream.

You're not really missing a lot by not seeing it live. The Dems are trying to establish that Russia preferred Trump, they tried to get some details out of potential investigations that Trump colluded with Russia but got zilch, they then got confirmation that Obama didn't wiretap Trump, and they're essentially trying to kick up some more fuss over Trump campaign officials lying over poo poo they didn't really need to lie about.

The Republicans are basically going "BUT OBAMA/HILLARY WERE ALSO BAD" and muddying the waters with other bullshit.

The only relevant thing to come out of this for me so far is the on-the-record assurance that Trump's wiretapping claims are bullshit, and that Rogers in no uncertain means said that Trump throwing hissy-fits on Twitter and making GBS threads on allies damages our relationships with allies.


tl;dr: Two relevant things so far, the rest is people on both sides trying to grandstand while failing miserably.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I didn't bother to read the OP before voting, but some of those names make me think some subforums are nominating loving Pokemon, so I'm at least hoping I'm wrong on that front.

Like, that Laukanikos sounds like something I've legit heard last year during the Poke-men Go craze.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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America elected a self-perpetuating international incident.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Zeroisanumber posted:

I think it's Jared calling in back up to try and right the ship of state. Trump's popularity is in the basement and legislatively speaking he hasn't gotten jackshit done. Ivanka is one of the few people who know how to keep Trump from breaking out into rear end in a top hat kid tantrums and blowing everything up around him.

Oh, good, the man with his finger on the nuclear button needs his wet dream daughter within reach in order to not lose his poo poo. Confidence restored :downs:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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In non-scaldingly-hot Phoenix news:

This billboard went up down there last Friday, and it's staying until Trump's out of office:



:lol:

http://www.12news.com/news/politics/owner-of-phoenix-trump-billboard-it-will-stay-up-as-long-as-trump-is-president/423507653

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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As a non-original anglophone, I'm gonna need some context for hysterical, I'm torn between hilarious and stemming from disorder and panic.


Neither would really surprise me from this current administration.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Godholio posted:

She was dead loving wrong. She absolutely needed them, and so does the Democratic Party. Pretending we're in Europe and that the Dems aren't really left is a bullshit non-argument. The center in THIS country is what matters, and feigning otherwise is a waste of time. It's a bad wall to keep bashing your head against.

That's cool, so replace "left" with "center", and "center" with "the demographic formerly known as 'center'"?

No one is really pretending you're in Europe, it's just that YOUR political spectrum has been moving to the right almost in its entirety, with a few exceptions. :shrug:

/edit:
Not even trying to be cute here.

Also, what she absolutely needed was the people that voted in 2008 and 2012, but sat it out in 2016...I don't really think those people fall in some thus-far-unexplored demographic. The center is what she only would have needed to make up for the absence of those people.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Mar 21, 2017

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Two Finger posted:

I saw an F150 yesterday with a Clinton/Kaine '16 sticker on it yesterday. I have no idea what it was doing here.

I legit forgot who her running mate even was, and I cannot - for the loving life of me - tell you his first name anymore.

I'm reasonably sure I can put a face to his name, though.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I'm not buying into this renewed Donnie-pisstape-craze. My gentle heart has been teased too much in the past couple of months.

But gently caress it, I'd be on board with a tenner donation to puppers or something.



Welp, missed the German piss-porn joke

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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I misread the gently caress out of that. I initially went "aaahahahaahaaaa, they literally have to bribe their dudes into line"

But this...



Holy poo poo.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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facialimpediment posted:

GAZE UPON THE CYCLE OF BULLSHIT AND WEEP LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844717217795227649

I don't even know anything about this Bill Mitchell, except that he's some crazy mascot of the Trump thread in CSPAM. So Trump retweeting a crazy person seems about right.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Someone explain to me what this means.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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On the one hand, I'm happy with everything that makes Trump throw a tantrum, but on the other hand: what godholio said

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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:(

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

The sins of the father and all that, Duzzy.

Pee-paw didn't like Hitler, and was fine with the sons of Abraham (the jewish half of my family), but then again, he also didn't want my dad listening to "Negermusik" (Jazz) and hated the Brits. There was also the time his Junkers took an engine hit over the channel on the way back from Liverpool, and he said "The lord gave me the strength to jettison armor plates so we'd make it to shore because he prefers Germans to the Brits." So I got nothing :downs:

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

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Despite looking exhausted as gently caress, Spicer sure is in full :mensch: mode. Can't wait for the questions.

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