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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I think that was just SoCal, San Francisco gets a lot of rain I think, and other parts as well I'm sure.

Those latitudes have still been in a significant drought. It's only a couple hours west of me.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 16:40

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:31

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Capn Beeb posted:

Edit so as not to be poo poo posting:

What's that phrase or phenomenon where you're not fully sure if this is real or not and the level of satire or ridiculousness, especially given the current state of things, loops it back around to being believable?

I nominate "a sixteener."

CommieGIR posted:

They have a link further down where they're actually investigating it so I don't know if it is or not but I can't find any links to if it is an actual satire piece

Buildings have actually been evacuated.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Mar 1, 2017

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 23:47

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hey so

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/837087562950918144

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:52

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

I thought it already came out that they're using Whisper or one of those other apps that auto deletes text messages because none of them have heard of Federal record keeping laws and probably wouldn't care if they had.

I have a hard time believing those are THAT secure.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 01:13

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Does anyone think they actually punished SEALs for that

Absolutely not.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 01:23

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Post/avatar combo.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:16

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

KildarX posted:

At this point whether he's a Russian spy is debatable, direct or indirect collusion really isn't. I mean what's next, Betsy Devo's spent a winter in Russia studying Russian Schools or something?

That would be her greatest qualification for Ed Sec.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 04:48

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

From the folks that brought you Cards Against Humanity:

https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/835186725592891392

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 04:55

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I think it's smoking enough that it needs to be investigated by someone who doesn't work for Sessions.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:49

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I hope he stirs up poo poo in Scotland and gets them to secede from the UK just because the world needs one more utterly insane thing to happen.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:21

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Or nuke sub bases.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:25

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Oh gently caress yes. There are plenty of True Believers out there still.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:31

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

BigDave posted:

Job creation or not, it's still nice to see a 6% gain on my IRA.

3-4% on my stuff. :downs:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 18:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

hobbesmaster posted:

Does the speech or debate clause apply I wonder?

I don't think so, because he wasn't acting as a senator at the time, he was there as an executive branch nominee.

DoktorLoken posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/837366496628195333

I feel like any day now, a mic is going to pick up somebody in this administration whispering "Hail Hydra."

Godholio fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Mar 2, 2017

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 20:36

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Without hyperbole, I believe that if the media becoming discredited because all of this is demonstrated to be nonsense, that's the moment when Octavian Caesar sits in the consul's chair and gives the finger to the Senate. The death of the republic.

Also jet fuel can't burn hot enough to melt steel beams.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:28

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Preach it, Brother!

In this thread?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:56

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

^Same

facialimpediment posted:

It's that cheeto, but it's really, 100% no-poo poo, the @POTUS display picture: https://petapixel.com/2017/01/21/president-trumps-official-portrait/

ORANGE STEEL

Godholio fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Mar 4, 2017

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 00:48

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Give those kids to someone else and we have genocidal activity.

Edit: Oh, hey there we go!

Godholio fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Mar 4, 2017

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 03:03

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I'm thinking he'd be impeached by the House.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 05:02

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

thats not true. i never had access to condoms either time i deployed.

Depends where you're at.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 18:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

so wait is trump freaking out about being wiretapped a result of him learning about the FISA warrant?

It's one of three things:
1-Obama illegally had Trump's phones tapped
2-A FISA warrant was issued to tap Trump's phones
3-None of this is true and Trump just make a wildly false accusation because he'll repeat anything he sees on the screen like Ron loving Burgundy.

I hope it's #2. It's probably #3.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 17:56

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

cowboy elvis posted:

Doesn't matter. The industries used to build those things could not be in a mature enough state to create one.

We could hand the Chinese a copy of the AL31 engine/Flanker power plant and they still wouldn't be able to build a copy. It would be a huge advancement for metallurgy and propulsion engineering for them yea but yea. They're not going to make a like for like motor any time soon.

Tweaked and bolded for the actual current state of things.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 21:08

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

DEATH TO BROCCOLI
DEATH TO ILLEGALS WHO GROW BROCCOLI
PROUD CHRISTIAN MOM 2020

...good enough, i guess

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 03:16

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

FrozenVent posted:

https://filiph.github.io/markov/

I loving love this thing.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 05:06

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Just from scrolling past all those two-line paragraphs I was disgusted.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 05:28

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Trump's red line in the water.

Pesticide20 posted:

Has Trump denounced the latest missile test from the DPRK yet? Even a statement like "KJU bad, me good" would be better than nothing

Oh, that was fake news, don't worry.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 17:05

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Third World Reggin posted:

Wants taxes on robots.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 17:55

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LingcodKilla posted:

Explain why killing a cheating spouse isn't a type of honor killing.

You say it's different. I can't see the difference.

Crime of passion vs premeditated and calculated murder as a statement of religious faith.

If you walk in on your wife boinking your neighbor and shoot them both, that's #1. If you hear a rumor or even catch them, then tie her up in the basement, buy supplies, and burn her alive the next day because she dishonored your family and god/Allah, that's #2.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Mar 6, 2017

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 21:32

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Yeah, but then you don't get to target the mussulman.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 21:56

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I don't know why you people are acting surprised that a group would be pushing for additional laws for their special-snowflake concern despite current laws already covering the topic.

It's not like we're talking about gun laws and murder.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 22:38

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/838925285147951104

Nothing to see here.

"I had no way of validating, at the time corroborating the information in it."

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 04:58

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 06:22

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

The one with the sample tests. The one without follows. When the one with the sample gets TB, the one who is following picks up the sample and tests.

I don't care if it was made up for that movie, I will never stop loving these.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 16:16

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Genocide Tendency posted:

Defense attorney's pants catch fire during arson trial.

edit: Figured this managed to one up Sean Spicer being a furry.

Wouldn't throwing water on those batteries make things immediately and impressively worse?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 03:24

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Water is good for things that are burning and hot. I mean they're already ruined.

Not lithium batteries, generally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMfe20I_IE

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:49

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

If its already failing catastrophically then what else are you going to do? In the absence of that water that failing battery would have likely done significantly more damage to that beaker/floor/ whatever. Its an electrical fire where you can't remove the ignition source or the fuel. Your only hope is to keep it contained until the fuel runs out afaik.

The thing is, with a lithium fire like you see in these ecig batteries, water is fuel.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

If videos showing water catching on fire don't convince you that it's a bad idea to use water, I honestly have no idea what will.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:30

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

You highlighting a more effective and expedient means of fighting that particular class of fire given the circumstances. Failing LiOH batteries are dangerous no matter what you do, and water is certainly not the worst fire fighting agent you could introduce to the situation.

Maybe they should have flooded the courthouse with halon?

Take off the loving pants. Finish the statement in your JUICY boxers and drop your pen like a mic.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:46

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Next post about fire eats a probation.

Lighten up, Francis.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 17:25

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:31

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CommieGIR posted:

There goes the force.

We're going to have to hire a lot smarter recruits if you want to enforce that. Not to mention how easily that is misinterpretable: Does that cover private relationships? Should a husband and wife who enjoy playing hanky-panky over their phones be required to report the incident to their commander? Do we then also, if someone glances a nude on someone's phone, require them to report it?

While we need to go after these fucks who turned this into a force-wide tit show, you're really walking the line by suggesting nude sharing between consenting adults without force wide sharing be a UCMJ punishable offence. You are not going to legislate away sex via UCMJ, including photo swapping between two people.

However, what the UCMJ SHOULD cover, is people that think having a nude photo of a fellow Marine/Airman/Sailor is grounds for them to share it with all their buddies.

I'm reminded of the recent Air Force instructor pilot fiasco, where dudes were texting Miley Cyrus lyrics about drug use to each other, someone reported them, they passed all the drug tests and no evidence was found of any wrongdoing, and yet their careers were ruined.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 17:57

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