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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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They could hit a real sentimental note in the finale if they show an adult Paige staring wistfully at something while rubbing her fingers together.

Mameluke posted:

Jesus christ why the gently caress are you even thinking about this. The only thing your non-observation is a commentary on is your own mind.

Hmm, family-time is getting intense... must be incest.


The intensity made me anxious, too, but I thought it was going to be some weird depersonalizing meditative exercise. Or something off-putting about covers like, "You have to find it within yourself to make it real."

I didn't expect it to be some hokey rub your fingers together and think of your parents thing.


Edit: Makes me think of this show about Delta force where one of the operators was giving someone a crash course in maintaining cover. They had this fun little question-answer back-and-forth based around, "What's real is true. Cover is real. Cover is true. What is true?" "My name is [cover]."

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Mar 15, 2017

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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vermin posted:

I was thinking of starting this series. Is there action? Is it mostly people talking about relationships? Is there a clearly marked best season and worst season?

It's an espionage slow-boiler with a realistic feel and good-to-great writing throughout. The action, relationships, etc. are all in that context and it all fits together snugly.

I'd rank it as one of the best shows on TV right now.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Yeah whatever did happen with that.

Not much, thank God.

That was a lot of edge-of-my-seat Nononononono-ing.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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vermin posted:

I was expecting it to be Mad Men but with Russian accents

A show podcast interviewed a KGB officer who did this poo poo for real, and he said that they do a pretty good job of showing the friction between a spy life and a cover life.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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evenworse username posted:

I thought the way he got out of it was hilarious and awesome, too.

'Will you... pray with me?'

JESUS SAVES



Dr.Caligari posted:

Can I get a link to that? Sounds interesting

I'll see if I can find it later. I'm pretty sure it was the show's official podcast.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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I'm rooting for Henry to explode into the finale like, "I can hear the kitchen from my bedroom! Why do you think I'm never here!? Ahhhh!"

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Earwicker posted:

sure and that explains Philip just throwing on a cowboy hat in Kentucky, but the airline pilot one barely looks like a real person, like it just looks like a dude with a bad fake mustache, and that one is used close to home

It's the hair color.



The hair doesn't match the side-burns, eyebrows or mustache.


Mustache Macro Shot:



His cover ID is an idiot with a bad dye job.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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I can imagine someone thinking, 'The sideburns and eyebrows are a problem... I know, I'll make him an idiot.

Bam.

Mustache, front and center.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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It really sells the hair by being terrible.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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I hope it's an anti-climax where nothing's resolved and it's just uncomfortable.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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He's smart, comfortable being sneaky, etc. God drat, they picked the wrong kid.

Hell, they could've pawned Paige off on the church entirely.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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I've been seeing ads for Patriot, which is on Amazon Prime Video. Anyone watching it? Would a fan of The Americans like Patriot?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Started the pilot. It's great. Very different, though.

Edit: It's like if The Americans were a decent comedy.

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Apr 6, 2017

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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If The Americans scratches an espionage itch for you, I'm confident you'll like Patriot.

It's The Americans meets the Coen Brothers

I want Philip to crack and become this guy

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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I think it was the map/info sheet for meetings.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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I was actually disappointed by the season's ending: A sad, broken spy chasing a MacGuffin is a schtick that's good for one season, not two. They should've started wrapping the plot up and bringing him to catharsis 2/3 of the way through to tie it up neatly by the end. If they did that, it would've been an extremely strong show.

That being said, I loved it. I thought Burn After Reading was absolutely hilarious. That's about where my sense of humor's at. Patriot is right there, too. I also didn't expect it to be 50% comedy so that was all a pleasant surprise.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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I loved Phillip's line about feeling like a guy on the posters.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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"So while he was at home shooting people, what do you think she was doing?"

Haha, wow

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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maskenfreiheit posted:

For the record I was hoping this storyline was over

I loved the giant, flaming 17 center-frame.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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maskenfreiheit posted:

there are no noncreepy youth pastors

I just googled, "youth pastor," and my first three results are rape, youth pastor resources and years of grooming/multiple rapes.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Could they even defect now? Henry's ambitions would be destroyed!

They should tell the center they're HIV positive and will be retiring early.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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GobiasIndustries posted:

And yeah, Jesus Elizabeth, that was some cold poo poo, especially shooting the husband first.

Do you think Elizabeth wanted to spare him his wife's execution? Or make Anna watch her husband's?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Phil claims HIV, quitting. Elizabeth goes home. The kids get normal lives.

Henry joins the FBI, bonds with Phil through Phil's mysteriously canny guidance.

Phil & Stan stay bros.

Henry has two dads

:unsmith:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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If they need more money, they should just sell crack in the inner cities.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Holy poo poo, Tuan

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Set it to sad soviet music.

Or sad violin!

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Tuan was so intense that I forgot about Stan's asset

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Martha's going to be a mother.

Stan's going to be a paranoiac.

Philip has intel which will tie them to the states.

Elizabeth's having second thoughts anyways.

Will they change their minds in time to spare Henry and Paige's plans?

oh god I want these plot points developed

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Henchman of Santa posted:

He had a conversation with Elizabeth where he explains that Kimmie's dad got promoted to head of the Soviet division and they concluded that they're stuck here

Oh.

It's super hosed up for Henry to not go to boarding school then.

And impractical.

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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Hot Take: This season was cool and good.

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