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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Spotted Arnold and Dudley.

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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We've beaten them before in some war I'm sure.

USA! USA!

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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canyoneer posted:

You can tell by looking at the back panther

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Avenging_Mikon posted:

I think that's perfect. He's one of the few people who could bring both humour AND class to a role as sentient feces. Because he's THAT loving AWESOME.

RIP Bill Paxton

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Random Stranger posted:

The following message is brought to you by the ice counsel.



Ice. It's what's for dinner. So shut up and start chewing.

I feel sorry for you that you've never been to a family barbecue or picnic.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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I'm borda dis derail.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Garrand posted:

I work in a hardware store. The number of times I get a lady in "My husband just sent me to pick up a screw."

Okay well here's my aisle with 1000 different types of screws. Usually just ends up with me on the phone with the husband (who often barely knows any more what kind of piece he needs anyway.)

Man it must be so great to be able to lord your supreme knowledge about a 6/32 vs 8/32 over some housewife. I'm really impressed with how awesome you you are.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Foxhound posted:

What am I not seeing? It looks like a normal blender, albeit with an unusually large blender:glass ratio.

Look at the instruction manual. That's one hell of an industrial blender.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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"Just microwaved some Ramen noodles. Bon appétit"

It's a meme (so this is the wrong thread) about weirdly misspelling recipes with the big punch line being some kind of horrific version of bon appétit.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bone-apple-tea

It's really not that complicated.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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What's funny about a classic punk band?

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Randaconda posted:

Does it dethrone Shawshank as the best Stephen King movie?

Yes. But nothing has yet to topple Stand By Me.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Selling the film rights to your work is also a fantastic way to support a crippling alcohol and drug addiction.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Proteus Jones posted:

I want to say RoboCop reboot, but I'll hedge my bets with "maybe a Hitman movie"

Original RoboCop.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Santa has been re-interpreted for centuries by numerous outlets, etc etc.

Rudolph, however, was specially created by a department store to be "a new christmas tradition" and to sell merchandise.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Aramoro posted:

Morrissey's name isn't Tom Morrissey, delightful as it would be its not cowritten by the vegan former frontman of The Smith's.

Jokes are hard, aren't they?

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Snowy posted:

Any of you fellow old people remember what a big hit those Truly Tasteless Jokes books were? They were filled with racism and sadly I can still remember a lot of them.

Sadly yes, yes, and yes.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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bitterandtwisted posted:

The protagonist of RP1 is a shut-in who lives in a literal fantasy world, where the cool people all obsess over 80s trivia.


Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Krankenstyle posted:

i wonder which thread will be the 7th that ill read a multipage ready player one derail in

pic unrelated (but my dad made it with some clipart in 1991)



Apparently generating unfunny content on the computer is hereditary.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

poo poo, I was going to do just that but I cannot remember that goon's name

Myrtar is still available...

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

If there was a store that sold discount Hostess Cupcakes I would clear them out every single morning.

There used to be one on the South Side of Chicago.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

There are more astronauts from Ohio than basically anywhere else. Like seriously there's a lot of them. The common joke is that Ohio sucks so much that people are rushing to leave the Earth entirely to get the gently caress away from it.

Or at one point there were more or...some other relevant statistic. I forget all the details but Ohio does in fact suck that much.

Don't forget the Wright Brothers. They invented flight just to get out of Ohio.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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TotalLossBrain posted:

You know what would be fuckin awesome in the PYF Funny Pictures 2.0 thread? An indepth discussion about the discrepancies and fine subtleties in US state vs federal weed laws.

Go!

Let's get back to discussing healthcare.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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What's that term for adding unnecessary bits of stuff to spaceships and things just to make them look cool/science-fiction-y

Like, the death star and the star destroyers all had so many hoses and bumps and ridges slapped onto them that served no purpose.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Cocoa Pebbles are gluten free.

That's some healthy stuff right there.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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SpacePig posted:

Alright, foreplay even I can perform.

Is there anything in there that would even work with Eat? The other visible sides look like they say "Quickly" and "Repeatedly", which more sound like gameshow challenges.

rear end.

Pussy.

With Clothes Off.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BRICK OF PROCESSED WAX CHEESE ONTO A LOAF OF AMERICAN SUGAR BREAD. ITS MY GOD-GIVEN DUTY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING BOWEL MOVEMENTS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO TURDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ATE AMERICA’S MOST BLAND MEAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE EATEN ALL THE CHEESES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY KITCHEN LESS EUROPEAN BY EATING EM ALL. 2 BRICKS INCLUDING A LOAF EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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The Red Cross sells blood all the time. It's not just private firms. Hospitals sell blood to other hospitals. And so on.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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bike tory posted:

We got a doula for our kid's birth, she was mostly there as continued emotional support because even at expensive hospitals the midwives are going to be in and out and first births are scary.

You paid some hippy witch to do your job. Nice work.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Zesty posted:

Holy poo poo.

What are floaters in the Ganges, Alex?

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

What protected class is being discriminated against? Jocks? Discrimination isn't illegal. Discrimination against protected classes is.

Besides, it even says everyone is welcome, but the notice is to tell people not to bother asking for sports on the tvs.

No where does it say "everyone is welcome". It specifically says it is "for geeks" only.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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captainOrbital posted:

Tell me there's not such a thing as televised Quidditch.

They're just replaying the scenes from the movies and cheering for Gryffindor aren't they?


FactsAreUseless posted:

There's not. There is televised Overwatch.

I got some bad news, fellas....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmkWyPjbR74

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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cash crab posted:

This reported as "forbidden" so can someone explain this to me

It's the white girl porn star with the 5 black dude porn stars standing behind her.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Johnny Aztec posted:

If I was on a jury charging someone for shooting a Nazi, I would give a Not Guilty verdict all day long.

That's more wrong than being a "nazi".

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Man, I don't want a loving derail in the picture thread.

I have scars from fighting nazi jerks back in the 80-90s punk rock scene.

I have no problem fighting a nazi that's doing boneheaded poo poo.

But to say "I'm going to completely disregard due process and the entire judicial system and levy a verdict without hearing any fact" is loving terrible and also undermines the principles of this hosed up country.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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mobby_6kl posted:

This is really weak sauce, just one paragraph and it's mainly about the recipe?

Observe.




There's a difference between a recipe that starts off with an essay and an easy about food though.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Gripweed posted:

I would be shocked if a majority of Americans could name at least three American hockey players.

Hell, I'd be kinda surprised if a majority of Americans could even name one American hockey player.

I'm willing to bet more average Americans can name more American hockey players than they could name big-eyed waifus that like to gently caress octopi.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Dustin Byufglin
Seth Jones
Kyle Okposo

American, play hockey, are black, and don't ride around in giant robots

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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John Lee posted:

I mean, 'yoni' IS made up, but not because people didn't want to say 'vagina.'

What?

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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Ooh yeah Wizard Master is an absolute racist homophobe and all his posts are cruel but by all means continue posting "Oh Lawd he comin'" memes because there's nothing racist or insensitive about that whatsoever.

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

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At least Guy Fierie never paid an underage sexual assault victim to keep quiet.

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