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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Damage control? Nah, they’re in our heads rent free now. I bet this was their plan all along.

Just like Best Picture 2022 Morbius

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Amphigory posted:

"Overflow diarrhea"

A truly horrifying combination of words.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

freeedr posted:

Raspberry jizz

it's not supposed to be pink, man, we keep telling you to see a doctor

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Reactor: online
Sensors: online
Weapons: online
All systems nominal
Chain fire engaged

Bump-stock prostate.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

His mech apparently says says cult on it. It’s a marketing gimmick and everyone is lapping it up.

what's the difference between marketing and being a cult leader

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Desert Bus posted:

Art is supposed to make you feel emotions. Not all emotions are positive. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath seriously fucks up my brain every time I read it, but it's worth it. Think of it like eating a hot pepper, or getting a tattoo. The pain is part of the process, but it's a safe pain. A pain you know will end.

All pain ends eventually. No need to expose yourself to more of it.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Grendels Dad posted:

That day he tore his shirt and jacket because he was flexing so hard.

Spielberg making Jurassic Park and Schindler's List in one year was loving Dragonball Z levels of flexing, good lord.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Can't remember where I saw it but someone said "every bird call is either 'I wanna gently caress' or 'I wanna fight'" & seems accurate :lol:

I mean, that's most of human songs, too

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status?

Only if it's from getting an airbag installed.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


pterodactyls arent dinosaurs and you will be the fool of child mockery if you claim so

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Anybody who likes Deadpool should be put on a watchlist.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm pretty sure it's still legally incest.

They're not ignoring rape. I think they just didn't realize you're so unfamiliar with porn tropes you didn't understand "oh no I'm stuck in the washing machine" is said with a wink.

Yeah, it's like how "oh no, I don't have enough money to pay for the large sausage pizza" isn't an exploration of poverty.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Lemniscate Blue posted:

A friend of mine was made to take after-school tutoring at a Kumon, and he swears that the logo is accurate to what being in those lessons feels like. Just sitting there with your capacity for joy or any other emotion save existential despair switched off.

So it's school.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

No. 6 posted:

Certainly avoid the Chicago Bears

In one voice the women of earth spoke, "da bears"

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Seems cruel to Chicago.

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