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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Ponder for a moment that this was the one Colin Furze invention that terrified even him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxxPyaAT1k&t=24s

Holy poo poo this guy is gonna loving kill himself on video some day.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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It has carbon in it so carbon under pressure turns to gold. Takes a long time but can be fast if one puts a lot of pressure by machine.

(From the comments)

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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https://twitter.com/The_Doddler/status/840726294006452224

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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It looks like Batman just painted the horse blue and put a bat mask over its head.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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go to laguardia and have a beer and then have some sedatives and then finally just sit back and wait for the airport to be demolished.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Does that Mcdonald's bag have handles...?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Depending on how evil you feel, you could very easily convince someone that was Nutella, assuming there's no obvious smell that gives it away.

Yeah unfortunately I think that stuff loving stinks so it'd be hard to pass it of as Nutella.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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It works both ways!

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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All I hear is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vULshlDlhWE

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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I'm surprised they didn't just give him a different shirt.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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If eating them can literally kill someone how are they able to be sold?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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What is that from?

EDIT: From Idiocracy.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Atticus Bongman posted:

Are there any Level 6 Inbreds on record or does it start over again like Sr/Jr/III/IV?

It's possible, but not in that family since Charles II was infertile.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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I think you can drop poo poo on the floor in Australia.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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When I first heard about a smart salt shaker I thought it'd like measure out the salt it dispenses and keep track of the total salt you've ate and such. I was way too optimistic.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean.

What about stuff that's actively beneficial, like all the bacteria in the stomach?

EDIT: You guys might be thinking of Whale sharks, which are filter feeders. Nurse sharks are pretty docile but they have extremely sharp teeth and will bite if bothered.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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PCOS Bill posted:

I didn't like the way you said original so I looked.

https://www.polygon.com/tv/2017/3/29/15105720/reboot-live-action-reboot


Why did I look.

quote:

After playing “Cyber Guardians,” a popular MMO, the four teens are recruited by a security agency to defend the cyberspace they coexist in.

Wow this sounds bad and not like Reboot at all.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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That would be a cute charger if you weren't receiving electricity from Pikachu's butthole.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Millennial Jesus?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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That's a fake scorpion right? I didn't think there were any that big.

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Dec 31, 2007

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh man, that kinda makes sense.

So, uh, was Anakin really conceived with no dad? Or was his mom lying, confused, or insane? Or was she also a Force super user, and just started making her own babies because she wanted babies?

He's Jedi Jesus.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/880452085082456068

Haha worst case scenario for this small-dicked spider. "Twitter won't be invented for 100 million years, but you're gonna be on it"

If your erection lasts for more than 100 million years please contact a physician.

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Dec 31, 2007

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We Know Catheters posted:

I don't understand



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dullahan

They've been popular to use in anime with monsters for some reason. I think Durarara started it?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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The recent Berserk anime's animation is so bad

https://twitter.com/dodonpahchi/status/870135160728989696

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Dec 31, 2007

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Cumslut1895 posted:

I must combat the black menace

That's Canuck the crow, a famous crow in Vancouver. He's kind of a dick and once stole a murder weapon from a crime scene.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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In case anyone is wondering, I think the explanation for that one is that that isn't the real Superman.

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Dec 31, 2007

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Randaconda posted:

That's taken drat near verbatim from a youtube video

It's also from a Tim Allen skit. Though to be fair the concept isn't unique enough that a bunch of people couldn't have come with it on their own.

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Dec 31, 2007

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Weapon Brown is great. Clarissa is...tough to read. :smith:

Feel like I might regret asking this, but what is Clarissa and why is it bad/gross?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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I think the claw IS his arm.

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Dec 31, 2007

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Jose Valasquez posted:

I'm sad this isn't a real thing I can buy

You sorta can

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Homestead-Joke-Novelty-GIFT/dp/B01AH12HAM

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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This isn't a joke image by the way, there are actually multiple manga with this premise. It's weird.

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Dec 31, 2007

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Or just write a comic not about school kids for once, Japan. Like, about consenting adults capable of doing things on their own.

I'm not going to bring down the wrath of Birbmod with unfounded accusations, but Japan's interest in schoolchildren is a bit much.

From what I understand a lot of adult people in Japan basically have no life aside from their job so high school was really the last time they had any freedom.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007

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mind the walrus posted:

How do they explain the horizon line, magnetic vs. true north, nautical navigation, and satellite-based technologies?

Government conspiracy.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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[citation needed]

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Dec 31, 2007

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Facebook Aunt posted:

What kind of weak rear end poo poo is hybernation? You need to sleep one year out of every ten? I sleep more than that now.

In addition to normal sleep I imagine.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Not anymore. Since the Windows Vista version of Minesweeper it hasn't been possible to lose on the first click anymore.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Bombadilillo posted:

Does it generate the placement after your initial click?

If not relatable. Memorable.

quote:

In Windows, the Minesweeper board is generated randomly before the player clicks any squares.[citation needed] If the player happens to click a mine square on their very first click, the mine at this square is removed and a new mine is placed in the upper left corner. If there is already a mine in the upper left corner (or it was the square that the player clicked), a new mine is placed in the first (starting in the upper left corner then proceeding left->right, top->bottom) available empty spot of the board. Once this change is made, the game proceeds as if the initial clicked square was empty. This is done to ensure that the player will not lose on their very first click.

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