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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Who the gently caress are all these loving bands??

The Mars Volta and Coheed & Cambria

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Listen to some way older prog instead

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Yeah we've already discussed it like 2112 times

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Bloody well right

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Just lol if you don't already know the grapefruit technique:

:nws: https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U :nws:

Also gazpacho with booze in it is exactly a Bloody Mary/Maria. My bartenders use to call every drink we served "soup" because it's technically correct.

E. Sorry better link (I think since I'm at work)

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Tree Bucket posted:

Hobo s-

-aww dangit.

Beaten by about twenty years

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Not unless you say "please".

The back of the shirt is where the pathetic begging starts

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Squid have two tentacles and eight arms, so the joke just needs an update

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Scratch Monkey posted:

Does the Pimp Line connect you to a pimp or is it only for use by pimps?

Yes

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Mauser posted:

They should have to play the American anthem twice whenever two American teams play each other in American football

I love football and this is a hilarious and genuinely good idea. The one game a year that happens in London should have the "home" team stand for God Save The Queen instead though

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

I don't think that lady is blind

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Well that answers that lol

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I actually shared this with a group chat because it's hilarious without context

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

BallerBallerDillz posted:

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever made.



Thanks I hate it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Oh Waffu I get it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Thomas the Blank Engine

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
My "I grew up on the internet" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by my "I grew up on the internet" t-shirt

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Pookah posted:

Never tasted them.
Also NI Mr. Tayto looks psychotic.

Please post that picture here in this thread ty

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I guess we're just not ready to move on from terror porn

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Pookah posted:

Normal Mr. Tayto

He's friendly, polite, calm

Insane Mr Tayto

GONNA EAT YER KIDS!!!

Sociopath vs psychopath. Don't discount those beady little black pits for eyes

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

drat now I want to try nachos but only using foods the Mexica would've had access to. Wash it down with some pulque. Just have a weird and gross time.

I would kill for access to an authentic pulqueria here in middle America

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
She-Hulk would birth a normal looking baby that would Hulk out when slapped on the bottom. Duh.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Inceltown posted:

Would the babies first poop be meconium green or hulk green?

Knowing babies: Yes.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Everyone knows you put special relish, celery salt and mayo on a hotdog. Ketchup is for flatlanders and under-15s

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

BaronVanAwesome posted:

I'd like to know more about your special relish

It's cum

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ahh, the Original Cleveland Steamer.

It's better than the Cincinnati variant

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Gotta hit my macros boss

(Sorry, makros, in metric)

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Isn't 2D electronics printing technically 3D, and just very thin layers? Also, that is a valid correction

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
A moose is just a musclebear pretending to be an otter the size of a VW bug

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Hitman and The Demon might be my favorite Garth Ennis stories

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
She is dressed like the famous cheesy photo of A-list celebrity Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, which is also shown in the very video you quoted

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Cranny Sack

Himble Bindle

Caboose Papoose

Tater Saver

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Bindle please

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Is "Liverpool" screw towing fancier than the kind I get from your mom?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Was it this guy who was in the Brexit plane crash?

That was Nigel Farage:



:lmao:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I think there is the essence of some interesting questions that could be raised.

Nintendo's most famous character, Mario, enjoys global recognition and adoration; but what are the qualities that we ascribe to Mario or that he inherently possess that make him worthy of such adoration? This paper will analyze the actions that Mario, and the player through him, perform, such as resolving conflict in the unusual and violent manner of literally crushing turtles. We will also analyze the actual portrayed intentions and personality of Mario, which may be difficult because his discourse is often inscrutable and limited to simple phrases such as "It's a me! Mario". The actions and intentions that Mario actually demonstrates will then be compared to the actions and intentions ascribed to Mario by those who interact with Mario as the player of the game. Perchance we will find that the relatively blank slate that is Mario is an ideal canvas for the end user to use to paint a picture of their own ideal theory of how one should act in duress, and the accomplishments the player performs through Mario in game will be the praxis in which they realize their theory.

Perchance.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I think it's hosed up they edited in a fake street right next to that cliff. Gives a false sense of security to that tiny dam worker.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
"get to"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

https://youtu.be/3-8VI3URI1I

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It's funny because she's wearing a suit on top but not on the bottom duh

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