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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite Smarter Every Day vids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcno_XL4RU

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Sweet as rear end. Duh.
:nws:
:nws:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Text Walls About Woods Porn
Gen X is probably the last generation to experience Woods Porn, as the internet rendered print pornography near-obsolete. Like there's no smut rags at porno shops anymore.

Content.

(the original was supposed to be "World Book")

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
It's times like these that make me wish the Alt-Right would appropriate dabbing.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Stoatbringer posted:

Found this over in Automotive Insanity.


When they for get to send you enough "A"s in your stick on letter decal kit.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I was so disappointed to learn that Lord Buckethead was not just Buckethead who rose in power in British politics.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Had to scroll a bit to get a Spongebob meme and it was this:
https://twitter.com/SavgFarquaad/status/872152078570971136

:chloe:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
That's gotta be one of the saddest porno lineups ever.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

vaccines are bad mkay



That leaves vaccines administered via suppository.

Checks out.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Randaconda posted:

somebody please do the needful

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The afterlife, as per Dante's N-Ferno blog, is composed of many levels....
:words:
Centre of Hell - The great beast sits on his frozen throne, lording over the underworld, forever ejaculating Simpsons memes up to the world of man.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Guy Goodbody posted:

Abaddon was fallen as gently caress



Your Computer posted:

Aw man, I was working on a similar concept except I can't draw :( Also drat you're good




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMV8btPW4wU

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Not gonna lie, I'd eat the Buletto. Tender, juicy meatball in a crispy waffle cone actually sounds great.


Ted from "There's Something About Mary" posted:

You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone. You could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
It's things like this that gave birth to FAKE NEWS.
:sad:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Caufman posted:

When it comes to questions of blood or semen, I've made it my life's mission to always respond with Yes.



Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I was skeptical that JNCO was making a comeback but here we are.

Dungeon Ecology posted:

millenials are ruining sex

More accurate would be Millennials Are Killing The Human Race By Abstaining From Sex

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I like how "Androids" is listed twice. Like there's a conspiracy of androids, then there's another, deeper android conspiracy.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Karate Bastard posted:

You are not a mobile developer are you?

The only development I participate in is my gut, which definitely makes me more sedentary.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

[INAUDIBLE] is definitely my favorite type of cheese.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hope this helps

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

MisterBibs posted:

I have a feeling I asked this before, but as someone who doesn't play D&D, what's so bad about Chaotic Good?

Chaotic Good is a person that is willing to break the rules if they think what they're doing is for the greater good, or if the existing rules are considered wrong. See: Robin Hood, Dirty Harry, Martin Luther King, Jr.

They are the epitome of "The ends justify the means."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Boss Coffee ran a whole ad campaign where Tommy Lee Jones was some weird alien robot that's trying to blend in to life in Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaertH40hqE

:iia:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Those look like the Jolibee mascot.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Jolpibee is a Filipino fast food place that has found its way to the Western US. Highlights include spaghetti with a sweet meat sauce, fried chicken, and halo halo (a parfait/milkshake/insane amalgam of sweet stuff).

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

FreudianSlippers posted:

The only people who do circumcision are Muslims, Jews, Catholics, and Americans and Walugi is presumably Italian.
FTFY

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

If you're a Sagittarius you're either getting arrows or a big horse :dong: .

:gonk:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
John Kruk is a national treasure, even if he's missing one testicle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXVtC_AN3o

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'd read that comic book.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My ex described my testes like sharkskin, which made me feel kind of good to know they were smooth & pleasant to the touch.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Evilreaver posted:

no rear end in a top hat
:goatsecx:

No, the rear end in a top hat is the one wearing the ring.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Republican tax reform bill in .gif format.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Say Nothing posted:

Time travel is a hell of a thing.




My guess it's the full version of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Rf4u-vSio

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Ralph Furley or :frogout:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
If blackface is bad then is whiteface is bad too, right?

:ninja: edit:
:thejoke:

Android Apocalypse has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Nov 15, 2017

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Oh my god that last X guy is really dumb.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The person is Sammy Sosa, ex-Cubs player that claims that he accidentally bleached his skin using an anti-aging cream
Edit: Dammit new page.

Android Apocalypse has a new favorite as of 20:06 on Nov 15, 2017

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

captainOrbital posted:

Why has nobody posted that video? Do I need to go find it myself?

UGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIehCrO4Zs

syscall girl posted:

They also pay for their porno more than any other group.

I really respect that, I do.

Utah: where people pay for porn because all the fake star names make them think they’re related & they want to support their careers.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Don’t forget when Jupiter is a bull, goose, or golden shower to get busy with your lady and/or daughters.

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