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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

You don't wanna miss a thing.

OK, OK, I'll give you that one :golfclap:

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sexy, sexy wonderbread.



Note the tender crust, the pure, snowy-white color of Wonder Bread. Then--rub your fingers over a slice. Note how smooth, slightly moist it is. No holes or other imperfections. Then--compare with any other bread.

Hold a slice of Wonder Bread close to your nose. And note that appetizing "wheaty" fragrance . . . so fresh and clean. Your nose, too, can tell you the remarkable difference between Wonder Bread and any other kind.

Then taste a bite of Wonder Bread slowly. Let it linger in your mouth . . . so that you get all its delicious full-flavored goodness. Compare the slo-baked flavor the Wonder Bakers have spent a fortune to bring you.

















"Trap, trap, trap"... from one fetish to another, I tells ya

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Jim DiGriz posted:

I swear I remember somebody looking for this in one of these threads, so I hope it was this:



Yep, that was me. Thanks for reposting it, though, it's a classic :)

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

It sure is.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
The latest FailArmy video had some of those, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMptpfyA5L8

Somewhere in my brain I want Trump and his cronies to get their comeuppance, for the better of the country. But honestly, watching these parents make their older kids cry by revealing the sex of their baby (especially when it's a girl hoping for a baby sister) makes my blood boil so much quicker.

Like, why do they think that the older kid should care as much as they supposedly do? You could just wait until the baby was born or whatever, but no you have to get her loving hopes up for a baby sister and then reveal NOPE IT'S A BOY gently caress YOU HAHAHA CRY FOR MOMMY'S YOUTUBE VIEWS!

Also in the video, I wish I could tell the boy (James?) screaming to stop the "Happy Birthday" song that he's 100% in the right. You tell 'em, kid.

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm pretty sure most people can read kana.

それはどうかな?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Memento posted:

:pervert:



"I can't believe it!


....I'm on sale!"

I think they did this in the promo art or something for the latest Kingdom Hearts game, too

EDIT: Playstation magazine, close enough

EDIT DEUX: It was possibly an edit, but meh, still counts as content ;)

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

phone big

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

I've always loved how the boss guy is so proud of Major Iceborg.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I can't tell if this is a really good cosplay, or if it's actually Tom Greene and Andy Dick cosplaying as each other, or...?

It's the latter, and at least one of them needs his face smashed into a bar again.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Peeny Cheez posted:

That's why you eat the pineapple ones first.

:cow-from-earthworm-jim-saying-well-done:

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm assuming he's saying "you are already clean" at the end.

Pretty much. It's "You are already odorless". Also, the high-pitched voice describing the product is Shigeru Chiba, the original VA who did all of the "On the next episode..." for FotNS among other things.

EDIT: Chiba is famous for gradually becoming crazier and crazier as the FotNS series went on. Here's every "On the next episode..." from the series, just skip through and listen as he goes from somewhat serious to excited to VOCAL CORD ANNIHILATION! The one for the last episode is a work of art - 34:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3H9BWNdPgo

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
agent big

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

watch out round doggo! :ohdear:

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Sure, twice my monthly salary. No probs.

:(

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Randaconda posted:



this loving pun

:dudsmile:

For anyone who doesn't get it:
The "Black Lotus" card from Magic The Gathering, which the effect of "Add 3 Mana" or something to that effect.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
My honeymoon was in Introduction, nice place.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

The Bananana posted:

What have I told you about quoting me without my permission?


:colbert:

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Honestly, that entire scene is nothing but wrong moments to pause

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
seriously though somebody take that out of the slingshot right now :ohdear:

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
mods please change my name to "Hellacious Crumb" ty

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

syscall girl posted:

What are your thoughts on the sudetenland?

he was referencing one of them thar "vines" like you see in them "rip vine compilation #1532" videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rnO9ns4Zc

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
more like oldpropless

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

dark times

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Mark Hamill Joker = SNES / Genesis era through modern day ?

I also appreciate Angry Birds and CoC being in there so that "true gamers" have something to ridicule opposing generations as being "filthy casuals"

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Elias_Maluco posted:

Atari is like neanderthal games

Which Joker represents that era?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

drunkb posted:

Randy Johnson's Transformation

The Bloop posted:

Randy's Johnson Transformation

SpacePig posted:

John's Trans Son's Randy Formation

i love you guys

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Yeah, I'm in Orlando and "outdoor activities" consists of exactly two things:
1) Walking around outside in theme parks
2) Swimming in the apartment complex pool

Anything else might as well be wandering around naked in a jungle. Something will bite / sting / kill you within minutes. Lots of friendly little lizard dudes any time you walk outside, though :3:

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Can I call "Simpsons did it first" on this one?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Strudel Man posted:

Ah, load-bearing code.

Those look like Ruby comments, good chance that you're right on the money there

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Wheat Loaf posted:

At one stage in its production Rescue Rangers was a police procedural called "Miami Mice". :v:

Good thing they didn’t as they’re chipmunks. Also Burt Reynolds wasn’t on Miami Vice.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He wasn't on Magnum PI either :v:

Goddammit, that was Tom Selleck. I’m not a millenial, honest

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Lobok posted:

Definitely not fun to go down on a women who has vagina acme.

My vote goes to this one

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

RareAcumen posted:

I feel like I'm missing some context. Is that a picture from one of her recent videos or something?

Yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpUx9DnQUkA

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

In case you skipped over this, please note that Jenny Nicholson is always a pro watch

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

nexus6 posted:

She was lazy, disinterested and spent almost all her time on her phone making sure her fiancé didn't have too much fun.

She was almost certainly eaten alive though, poo poo's nasty.

I saw the movie at home recently, and I've always wondered how the crowds reacted in the theaters to that scene because my reaction was kind of a "whug..." of disgust and disbelief

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

He went on to elaborate on his promise to "put a firewall around them lebbos"

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