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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

We're talking about The Good Dinosaur, not Disney's Dinosaur.

You buffoon.

You absolute twonk.

Oh hell I'm the idiot on social media. Apologies.

Guess my brain is fried by the summer, gonna go cool off somewhere.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Jesus dude if I had 7 mil to give away you'd have it, because I believe deeply in your dream

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




I feel like Post Malone is just a generally nice dude.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Poop daggers: also amusing.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Facebook Aunt posted:

Somebody posted a reverse centaur a while back. I've been thinking about it a lot.


How would this thing walk?


This seems like the obvious answer, mirroring a more traditional centaur. But it's running speed will be terrible and the whole thing just looks awkward. Maybe there's another answer.




Ahahahaha

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The next town over used to have an old grocery. It's a pot shop now; I hear the prices are way better these days. I'll take a pic next time I swing through.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


freeedr posted:

I’ve never seen one of those theaters in real life, but, what ELSE are they supposed to be for?

Well, sometimes semi-public loving.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Screaming Idiot posted:

Wasn't Pee-Wee Herman found with child porn on his computer later on?

Pretty sure that's the myth that spread once "whacking it in a whacking theater" stopped being looked down on.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Friendly reminder that 2 girls 1 cup is from a longer work commissioned by a goon.

loving what

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


This is happening in my town right now:



Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


As the driver of a Bronco II, can confirm.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Cable Guy posted:

Nature abhors a vacuum...

Can't let this go unnoticed.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Is no one else worried that the elk had that necklace for two whole years and some dudes knocked his rear end out, assaulted him and broke his antlers, and stole the necklace?

Dude should sue.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


PainterofCrap posted:

Windows has encountered an Orblem.

This is delightful thank you

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Agents are GO! posted:

Weird, we're not at the gay bar.

But I wanted to spend all your money :(

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The first thing my new work printer ever printed out:



I feel like this printer already understands.

Bonus, the fine print on the bathroom at work:



Oh, and Violet Crumbles are the superior candy bars, just in case anyone was wondering. Y'all can go to hell with your Mars Bars.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I know what you're talking about but that might have been from the animated TV show.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Karate Bastard posted:

And, I canot stress this enough; cock.

Don't stress it too much, those things can break, you know.

Penis.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Okay but how heavy of a knife was she using to drop and slice off a toe? Like I am a clumsy rear end in a top hat and have only managed to spice my feet while dropping sharp things. That's bloody impressive.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Well she clearly didn't season it, for one. Then there's the fact she didn't use a pan. Babies are fat as hell, and would drip all over.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Oh yeeeeeahhh!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Aperture Priority posted:

How many dudes do you know named ‘Hazel’?



??

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


bennyfactor posted:

One has already shown up in the LC:



Mods please? This has me dying. Do the needful. I'll even offer myself for the first sixer with this.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Okay but can I turn the T into an upside-down cross and piss off several groups at once? That might be worth $400. Not nearly as good as a shoe containing Lil Nas X's blood, bit I guess it'll have to do.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The woman upset about the "wrong" medication used for her cold is one of those idiots that believes over-the-counter medicine actually treats diseases instead of symptoms. Her poor husband.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


It is a literal going-to-hell sin to own a talking bird and not teach it to swear.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


No. 6 posted:

Now I want a snickers

Calm down, So-crates

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Just grab it as it falls from between your cheeks, like a monkey, and throw it in the glass. Our ancestors were very accurate poo poo-flingers.

God, guys, why are you making this so difficult

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Oh yeah, when my tooth shattered and I didn't have insurance, I had to go around with it in my face for a while. The nerve thing in the middle was dangling but nothing about it hurt, surprisingly. I got insurance maybe a year later and finally got it removed. Can't afford to fill the hole but hey, now I have cadaver bone in my jaw.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


freeedr posted:

Oh nice I’m like the lord of the feudal land you’re a peasant on because you have scavenged dead guy in your jaw and I have gleaming, beautiful titanium

Awww you got the better bitey parts, I'm jealous.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Teaches that dude to golf. Golf: not even once.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Apologies if you enjoy golf. Golf: perhaps every now and then.

E: geese ALWAYS

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I don't see an issue with punching geese. It's not like they're endangered or anything.



It's like worrying about punching bald eagles. They aren't endangered either and some of them probably deserve it. They just punch back a lot harder than a goose.

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