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Bloody Hedgehog posted:We're talking about The Good Dinosaur, not Disney's Dinosaur. Oh hell I'm the idiot on social media. Apologies. Guess my brain is fried by the summer, gonna go cool off somewhere.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 02:29 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 07:05 |
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Jesus dude if I had 7 mil to give away you'd have it, because I believe deeply in your dream
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 00:36 |
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I feel like Post Malone is just a generally nice dude.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 05:31 |
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Poop daggers: also amusing.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 00:28 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Somebody posted a reverse centaur a while back. I've been thinking about it a lot. Ahahahaha
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 03:31 |
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The next town over used to have an old grocery. It's a pot shop now; I hear the prices are way better these days. I'll take a pic next time I swing through.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 17:44 |
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freeedr posted:I’ve never seen one of those theaters in real life, but, what ELSE are they supposed to be for? Well, sometimes semi-public loving.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 01:33 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Wasn't Pee-Wee Herman found with child porn on his computer later on? Pretty sure that's the myth that spread once "whacking it in a whacking theater" stopped being looked down on.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 02:22 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Friendly reminder that 2 girls 1 cup is from a longer work commissioned by a goon. loving what
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 18:20 |
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This is happening in my town right now:
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 04:34 |
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As the driver of a Bronco II, can confirm.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 05:33 |
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Cable Guy posted:Nature abhors a vacuum... Can't let this go unnoticed.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 02:28 |
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Is no one else worried that the elk had that necklace for two whole years and some dudes knocked his rear end out, assaulted him and broke his antlers, and stole the necklace? Dude should sue.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 03:05 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Windows has encountered an Orblem. This is delightful thank you
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 03:25 |
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Agents are GO! posted:Weird, we're not at the gay bar. But I wanted to spend all your money
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2022 20:27 |
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The first thing my new work printer ever printed out: I feel like this printer already understands. Bonus, the fine print on the bathroom at work: Oh, and Violet Crumbles are the superior candy bars, just in case anyone was wondering. Y'all can go to hell with your Mars Bars.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2022 04:58 |
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I know what you're talking about but that might have been from the animated TV show.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 08:18 |
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Karate Bastard posted:And, I canot stress this enough; cock. Don't stress it too much, those things can break, you know. Penis.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 22:22 |
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Okay but how heavy of a knife was she using to drop and slice off a toe? Like I am a clumsy rear end in a top hat and have only managed to spice my feet while dropping sharp things. That's bloody impressive.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 06:07 |
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Well she clearly didn't season it, for one. Then there's the fact she didn't use a pan. Babies are fat as hell, and would drip all over.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 02:59 |
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Doctor Bishop posted:oh no! Oh yeeeeeahhh!
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 03:16 |
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Aperture Priority posted:How many dudes do you know named ‘Hazel’? ??
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 21:04 |
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bennyfactor posted:One has already shown up in the LC: Mods please? This has me dying. Do the needful. I'll even offer myself for the first sixer with this.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 02:42 |
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Okay but can I turn the T into an upside-down cross and piss off several groups at once? That might be worth $400. Not nearly as good as a shoe containing Lil Nas X's blood, bit I guess it'll have to do.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:05 |
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The woman upset about the "wrong" medication used for her cold is one of those idiots that believes over-the-counter medicine actually treats diseases instead of symptoms. Her poor husband.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 19:17 |
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It is a literal going-to-hell sin to own a talking bird and not teach it to swear.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 03:18 |
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No. 6 posted:Now I want a snickers Calm down, So-crates
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:13 |
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Just grab it as it falls from between your cheeks, like a monkey, and throw it in the glass. Our ancestors were very accurate poo poo-flingers. God, guys, why are you making this so difficult
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 19:48 |
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Oh yeah, when my tooth shattered and I didn't have insurance, I had to go around with it in my face for a while. The nerve thing in the middle was dangling but nothing about it hurt, surprisingly. I got insurance maybe a year later and finally got it removed. Can't afford to fill the hole but hey, now I have cadaver bone in my jaw.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 02:08 |
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freeedr posted:Oh nice I’m like the lord of the feudal land you’re a peasant on because you have scavenged dead guy in your jaw and I have gleaming, beautiful titanium Awww you got the better bitey parts, I'm jealous.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 03:57 |
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Teaches that dude to golf. Golf: not even once.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:48 |
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Apologies if you enjoy golf. Golf: perhaps every now and then. E: geese ALWAYS
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 02:39 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 07:05 |
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I don't see an issue with punching geese. It's not like they're endangered or anything. It's like worrying about punching bald eagles. They aren't endangered either and some of them probably deserve it. They just punch back a lot harder than a goose.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 17:05 |