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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Say Nothing posted:

loving Alanis Morissette!



Each one... is too big.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Picnic Princess posted:



Everyone's making fun of her horribly photoshopped giraffe neck, but I wanna know how she intends to use an ice axe on the beach.

Actually (at least in the game) it's used as a piton while climbing on porous rock :eng101:.

It's also just plain useful as a crowbar.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Caufman posted:

Figures. Say one nice thing about a dinosaur and the croc supremacists come out with their "Well, actually..."

Sounds like it's not all it's croc'ed up to be. :dadjoke:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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What gets me is the Chameleon's general expression makes it look like it's going "Well? Now what? :rolleyes:" :allears:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Cythereal posted:

I'm sure building this thing made sense to someone, somewhere.




"It takes off vertically and then pitches the wings forward for conventional flight" makes sense to me? :confused:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Grendels Dad posted:

Mandrone sounds like a TV show where men hold long boring monologues.

So anything with Ben Stein?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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That's no moon.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

That won't leave enough room for the 14 guns and grenade launchers and you just know the military is going to attach to these things eventually.

Uh, excuse me, but it should also be able to carry a dozen troops through rough terrain as well.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Syd Midnight posted:

I'm disappointed that nobody posted:



Looks like he's pulling enemy intel out of his rear end again :rolleyes:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Man, the Tracy's are gonna be pissed that someone got an actual photo of Thunderbird 2's runway.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I never knew giving head could be so literal.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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"...I think I can pull this look off."

Alternatively;

And yet he still somehow sheds like crazy.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Mr. Bad Guy posted:

One of these days I'm going to have :10bux: to spare and I'm going to change your avatar and when I do, hooo boy just hang on.

Edit: Probably to this:




Pastry of the Year posted:

why someone hasn't turned the little grenade next to my name into a shrimp emoji, I have no idea

Gave it a quick go for avatar size .




And a rough attempt at a replacement tag with some judicious paint and resizing (wasn't sure what the general limits are for the tags, so that's around 20x20px).

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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a kitten posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force.










So what's the actual deal with the fancy swords?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Caufman posted:

Aaaah, maybe not the geese, because they think they're defending their babies, which can trigger magnitudes of ferocity greater than looking for a meal. I really think the best solution there is to retreat and surrender. Respect their turf and make an offering of bread if you need to win favor.

I'm not giving anyone advice on killing children, though :mad: You stay with your loss edits if you want information on that.

Woah, woah, no-one advocates killing children.

It's about establishing yourself as the king of the chuck-e-cheese through Battle Royale.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Ron Jeremey: guitar aficionado

He just likes long necks in general.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I wonder what they'll do with their lives now that they've found it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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DandyLion posted:

Might I recommend the Peanut Butter Solution.

Woah there, Morally Inept; He's talking about the hair on his head.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Ol' Musky gets to say poo poo like that as soon as the car company he bought manages to make more than 200 cars a year



Poor guy's seen some poo poo because he couldn't run away :ohdear:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Gorilla Salad posted:

gently caress nude monkeys?

Fondle nubile men?

Friday Night Magic.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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bunnyofdoom posted:

Hello new profile picture


There you go.


zoux posted:

Physician


For what it's worth, Grill'd burgers are pretty crap (they're an Australian burger chain).

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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The fact the raccoon takes the time to close the manhole lid properly gets me every time :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I dont think the insulation baatts are up to code :ohdear:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Shai-Hulud posted:

My cat is named burrito. He's stupid.

You should have named him Purrito. Your cat is right, you are the stupid one :colbert:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Inescapable Duck posted:

I think the idea was 'They're just big chickens, right?'

There's a reason emu farming never took off as anything but a novelty down under. And we're not lazy about our farming. We invented the combine harvester. (and the rotary clothesline. We like outdoor spinning things.)

That's a lie. Nobody knows where Hills Hoists clotheslines came from, they just are. Every backyard has one, nobody has ever bought one. They all look ancient as hell, and will never break or need to be replaced. We are but brief flickers of discord to their eternal presence.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Well it's a Bank originating in Bendigo, are you really surprised they'd call their customers cunts?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Gonna need more than a little luck to get that prize out.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

What a sleigh, what a lovely sleigh!

God drat. :golfclap:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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High-Grade(1/144-scale) Gunpla kits in-general can be found for about $15-30 apiece at Amazon or HLJ.com. They're very simple snap-build kits that just need nippers to remove parts from the sprues and look pretty great even without paint.

And will be an utter bane to your empty shelf space and wallet. :shepspends:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Paladinus posted:

What better way to teach your child about World War II than to show them videos with Hitler dancing to nursery rhymes?

Watching a villain leading a faction of space colonies waging a brutally genocidal war against Earth, who literally looked at Hitler and thought "He's a pretty good rolemodel... but I can out-do him."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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It's fine, that Waffle House is still open.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Where is she an intern?

Alabama Republican Party.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Proteus Jones posted:

:colbert: Planking is NEVER ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLfAtCbE_Jc

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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It's just a white guy with a snowy background, stop getting worked up guys :rolleyes:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:



brongles the prongles howg. that's his name now, that's what i'm calling him.

It's even got a knockoff slogan :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Inescapable Duck posted:

Does make me wonder if the Japanese are fans of the Neverending Story. There is a new Pokemon that's basically Falcor.

Shared root origin with asian dragon mythology, more likely.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

And there's no ground. So it's dangerous violence.

So there's no grounds for violent behavior?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Lady, that is not how you sit in an empty wheelchair :colbert:.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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RatHat posted:

Eh I think it’s more that they’re just a huge commitment and need constant attention so they’re not for most people. Like having a permanent 2 year old for 50 years.

More like a permanent two-year-old for fifty years, that has their own set of boltcutters.

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