Bogan King posted:

It took you writing this for me to realise people would have stoma sex with gauges. Now I'm going to feel gross(er than normal) all day.

trickybiscuits posted:

RareAcumen posted:

Lakedaimon posted:

In the South Pacific, the people of Yap used giant stones for currency that make the daler look downright convenient. The largest known weighs 4 tons. Because they are so difficult to move, trading them is largely based on agreeing that ownership has transferred and leaving it where it is.

Canned Panda posted:

No ring.

Besesoth posted:

In addition to the Christmas-week box office, the studio wanted the movie to be eligible for the 2020 Oscars. (And has convinced the Academy to accept the revised version!)

Solice Kirsk posted:

That doesn't sound right. I mean, pee comes out of penises for goodness sake. Who would want to do a sex with one of those things?

Memento posted:

Does anyone else see a huge black eye on this poor woman?

Taeke posted:

When I heard Lays was coming out with Heinz ketchup flavoured chips my immediate reaction was "ew gently caress no" but drat it they're delicious. They shouldn't be, I don't understand why they are, but they're good.

BiggerBoat posted:

Also, Garrison loving sucks because that looks nothing like Kobe Bryant and not only did he put him in a football jersey for some reason, he didn't even color it purple or gold. Jesus Christ. Why is this hack so popular?

Scratch Monkey posted:

Lobok posted:

Yeah he just talks about how hot and busty she is and sets her up on dates during his business trips.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Duck-billed platymapuses also don't have tits so they literally aren't mammal despite being mammals.

zoux posted:

*Charlie Chaplain watching WW2* Well, gently caress.

zoux posted:

Thats you

mrfart posted:

Baron von Eevl posted:

It's a series that he started in like college whole extremely high all the time and worked on in fits and starts at various points in his career, up until like 13 years ago or so. It's also all extremely Stephen King, including being extremely self referential.

It's vaguely a post-apocalyptic fantasy story that takes place in a world that's very Arthurian, but cowboys as knights, except the world ended like 20 years ago. This is the outskirts of that world, where it's like little bits of our culture and civilization keep just sort of appearing like debris washing up on shore and it's meaningless to them.

The center of their universe is a giant tower, help up by these invisible energy beams protected by giant robot animals that are like collapsing forest gods. The tower also exists in our universe, but here it's a single rose growing in an empty lot in midtown Manhattan.

It's a series where the protagonist punches a ghost through a wall and keeps his jaw bone, then takes mescalin and fucks a different ghost. There are giant lobsters and parrot-ferret-dog things. There's a city that worships an old ZZ Topp tape. It has its moments but it's EXTREMELY Stephen King at his most self-indulgent.

alexandriao posted:

what makes this good is the guy who sent the photo took the screencap

alexandriao posted:

my friend and I once counted his open tabs. 2000-odd. He's been filling them since then and got down to 600 recently

FreudianSlippers posted:

Don't see how he would have the time.

He was putting out about 13 books per week while being high and/or drunk 24/7.

He probably doesn't remember most of his books from that era.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Hasn't he said that when he was a struggling writer he forced himself to sit down and write 4-6 hours a day and maybe come up with 15-20 minutes of material. Then as he got more and more famous that 15-20 minutes grew and grew, in part because of constantly refining his skill but mostly because the bar constantly lowers related to the rise of fame.

kiimo posted:

Even people in Chicago don't call deep dish true Chicago pizza and say it is for tourists.

Everybody wants to pretend that Chicago deep dish isn't the best pizza in the world and then they mention some snooty Neapolitan pizza with four squares of cheese that costs $58 and tastes like trash.

I may be a tourist but I taste Lou Malnati's in my mouth and I say gently caress the world

FactsAreUseless posted:

Because it doesn't turn people into fembois (pronounced femm-bwah).

Samovar posted:

Ok, ok. I'm dumb and I don't get it. Is there a type of hammer called a D hammer or something?

Data Graham posted:

Wow that's hella cheap

doverhog posted:

That's why the poors voted for him and his "business acumen" and strong man affect. The rich spent years indoctrinating the underclass with their propaganda, and then Trump, like a demon made from garbage, appeared and took over.

There's like a moral lesson in there somewhere.

Lobok posted:

Never go fulstændig agurk.

Data Graham posted:

I lol'd when I was in London and I saw there's a Mexican chain called "Wahaca"

Eclipse12 posted:

I used to buy mac n' cheese just for the cheese packets and put it on my microwave popcorn.

Was good. Would do it again.

Whybird posted:

Doesn't the lion literally say "I am Jesus" at one point?

Like, not gonna judge you too harshly because I remember getting to that part as a kid and being all "what the gently caress, this was supposed to be a cool adventure with dragons and wizards"

Zopotantor posted:

canyoneer posted:

Uncle Bunky sounds cool

Data Graham posted:

https://twitter.com/vladadraws/status/1264355635434418177?s=21


E: I don’t know if I’ve ever seen one of these kinds of things where not one single item makes sense