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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ruddiger posted:

Whoa, what! Netflix has the rights to Samurai Pizza Cats? For real?

I checked and no, but it's on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Samurai-Pizza-Cats/dp/B07KR6TL63

I maybe saw 2 episodes as a kid and I can still remember the theme song!

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I used to be a film editor so this ship name speaks to me:

GSV We'll Fix It In Post

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



loving masterpiece!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well thanks for making me spitting my drink everywhere. I needed that laugh.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Took a moment but yes, genius.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Looks like he's been hanging in his other show too much. And best show theme song ever. Fite me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS0VQOHX7lM

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



But who ate Caroles husband?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I had a little sail boat called 'Cap sized' it was tiny and tended to flip over. We bought a big catamaran and called it 'Avingot' (as in 'Haven't got a clue what we are doing')

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nuts and Gum posted:

Lmao haven’t thought about this in a while. It’s so obviously cooked but at the time I wanted to believe, and that made it real.

Every now and then I'll post "gently caress Salt" on FB and I know who my true friends are by their reactions.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I want that Dick Butt hat please.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Pick a colour, any colour, or pattern.





















Humphreys has a new favorite as of 10:17 on Apr 7, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ghost Leviathan posted:

The queen in green is used mainly for the meme.

:getin:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


alexandriao posted:

PP M[...]y Butt ?

Put Put (in) M(y) Butt

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Aliens were designed by HR Giger, being horny about them is kinda old hat. Hell, they were originally supposed to have a giant dick and balls.

The wrong Dune was made :(

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Universal Gangtag

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

What exactly is limiting her “range of motion”?
She’s dressed just like the guy next to her,loving nutcases.

Butt what are we going to put in the back pockets?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Snowy posted:

Was there actually a pocket there? It sounds like men’s suit pockets that come sewn shut and you cut them open after you buy them.

My ex loved fake pockets because they didn’t “ruin her line”. My current gf wants to murder pants designers because of them.

gently caress, beaten

Imagine being this vane.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Stoatbringer posted:

I bet you think this song is about you.

I can guarantee I have a hairier chest and less slick scalp. So Mixed bag.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That is incredibly sweet.

The last concert I went to I met the self proclaimed 'pit master' in the line to get it. I had a chuckle at this, until the concert started and the motherfucker was legit looking after anyone that fell, organizing the bigger blokes to help crowd surfers get up and generally being a nice dude.

I've met the nicest people ever at metal concerts. Strangely the worst crowd experience we've had was at a Daryl Braithwaite concert.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


lt_kennedy posted:

Yo Horses is legit a pit slammer AND you can sexy twerk to it - name a more perfect jam :colbert:

I can't. Bonus points for being there on GKI the day the video was filmed :colbert:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Turpitude II posted:

ahem, i think you'll find horses itself promotes responsible moshing. very disappointing to hear people don't take its message to heart.

"And if you fall, I'll pick you up, I'll pick you up."

:vince:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Dino from Fear Factory did similar at a show, but it was a joint instead. Burtan drank someones rum too.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/far-side-for/1/

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well if the US keeps being fuckwits about not spreading the virus the next DEFCON will be done over streams and this one will be on chaterbait I assume.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


field balm posted:

Can't speak for the rest of the country but here in QLD the only place I've lived without a pool was 50m from the beach

I had to walk around the pool to get to the beach, blasted thing in the way!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I like this

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I used to have 5. Then I downsized to one when I got a missus. Granted it's a 55in but gotta have that realestate!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BrianBoitano posted:

worth the squint and head tilt

Oh wow thats great.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Adam Savages Duck Bomb was also good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IniwqWIMMlw

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fister Roboto posted:

That's nothin.



Looks like some good chicken at first.

Now I want some good chicken.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hyperlynx posted:

I got about half way through War and Peace when I realised it's really well written but that I do not give the slightest of shits about the problems of the aristocracy, nor am I sympathetic to any of them. So I just stopped.

You passed the test. Congratulations!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Huh, Comedy Central actually got a laugh.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtR63QCBgzQ

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

Welp, today's the first time I've told a meme to gently caress right off

Pepperoni Dogfart is delicious

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


-Zydeco- posted:

Is this like foam adventure for guys?

I'm not following.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Field Mousepad posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

How long can you watch it? I think my record is 2 minutes

Oh poo poo, I had happily forgotten that one. I got zero seconds, the thumbnail was enough.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lodin posted:

Someone recently linked me to this video pointing out that from certain angles I look exactly the same as the gormless bastard with the lawnmower. It's pretty uncanny and I guess I'm his evil twins since I'm the one with the beard.

Anyone else had that experience where you se a picture or video of someone that looks identical to you?

Similar, theres a GIF around used on FB groups for a 'thirsty guy' who is drinking from a vase or something. That gets me everytime that it's me in my 20s without a beard.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

And the BFG, well... it won't be pretty, but you know what you have to do.

Big loving Gunt?

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


dialhforhero posted:

Love me a good anal bum party.

How is this not taught in marketing schools as a forbidden combo nowadays? I'm assuming that internet marketers are educated.

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