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Aleph Null posted:I thought the "sink plunger" was fine for older style toilets, like much older style. It's only the toilets with the keyhole shaped drains that need the other one. BANG! BANG! BANG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvj0i1PN-Pw
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CobiWann posted:He doesn't get the job, does he? He works from home.
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Guy Goodbody posted:The grammar nazi is assuming that Hitler is saying "so mine less [ores]" which would be incorrect. But Hitler could just be saying "so mine less", literally do less mining, which is perfectly grammatical. And it's actually what Hitler said, so there's no reason to assume that he meant so mine less ores. Bad joke, doesn't work Are you trying to say that Hitler did nothing wrong?
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Missed wank, moron, sin, and many more.
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Snowy posted:I hate Boston but their covers were great. Same with Journey, remember their Atari game? There is a recent rhythm game called Thumper that is inspired by their covers.  Unfortunately, instead of prog rock it features electronic music. It's still cool, though.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:For the uninitiated? It is a cartoon cat (well, a cat-rabbit, I think?), who says he's not a cat person. It is not very funny. It's from a cartoon for kids.
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Poldarn posted:Mail order brides, bound for Wales. Those are deer.
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Priests have no race, apparently. And although widowers and converts with children can be priests, we have to presume that this one doesn't have any. Very misleading.
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Rolo posted:I guess I should have specified as much more recent. This particular dog is from a Japanese ad. It is not actually in space.
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Mar 22, 2017 13:12
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Poop Dogg, lmao.
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Jeremy's Cark son.
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We Know Catheters posted:Why is he famous? Is it just because he played Sherlock Holmes? He has a funny name.
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Mar 27, 2017 19:21
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BrigadierSensible posted:Why is teh actor yelling/roaring? There is a head above him, so they don't need his face. It's an SNL skit. It's supposed to be funny.
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Once again, I would like to remind you that calling it a porn couch is incorrect. The screen grab is from a porno, yes, and this is the joke, but the couch itself is fairly regular. It is not some specialty couch produced just for porn auditions. We have a similar couch in the office where I work.
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Bombadilillo posted:I bet you do work there Actually, I work from home more often lately. But the couch is still there.
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Evilreaver posted:My supervisor makes me give him a handjob every day at work Contact your union. This is not okay.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh that's right, Paladinus has a mini meltdown every time that couch is mentioned because ORDINARY PEOPLE ALSO OWN COUCHES THAT LOOK LIKE THAT, GUYS. I remember him doing the exact same thing the last time it came up in a thread. I'm just providing a reasonable argument.
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gmq posted:I doubt all the panel shows are scripted, mainly because some of the guests really suck. Not everyone can learn their lines, and some are just plain bad at delivery. All panel shows are at least 75% scripted. There is some room for improvisation, but not much.
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mobby_6kl posted:I'm not your mate, oval office! I'm not your oval office, twat.
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Regrettable posted:I made this same joke in GBS about two weeks ago except I used bloke instead of oval office. The idiot I was responding to tried to flame me because they didn't get it, so it was nice to see it played out here. I'm not your mate, bloke? What?
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Just lol at dumb Americans whose country was behind Britain in abolishing slavery, giving women voting rights, and making same-sex unions legal. Well done. Enjoy your glorious elected supreme leader.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Gay marriage isn't actually legal in all of Britain yet. And some US states had gay marriage years before it was legal anywhere in Britain. So, in no way did Britain beat America in making same-sex marriage legal. If you want to be pedantic, try beating two other monarchies, Denmark and the Netherlands.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Three with Belgium (where gay couples can also adopt children, choose assisted suicide, or both) Adopt children to kill them? Well, maybe it's a step too far.
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Apr 24, 2017 19:33
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Guy Goodbody posted:"Britain had gay marriage before the US!" Actually, I said specifically same-sex unions. You idiot. You imbicile.
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Apr 24, 2017 19:55
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Most monarchies are more progressive than US in every way. I guess it's time to make a point about how Northern Ireland only recognises same-sex civil partnerships and not same-sex marriages. Checkmate, monarchailures. 
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Guy Goodbody posted:gay marriage is better than gay unions. Go gently caress yourself. If that's even legal in your state, lmao.
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Gummy vitamins are the least effective way to get vitamins into your body. And it's one of the most expensive ones, too. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/teen-vogue/do-gummy-vitamins-actuall_b_7034380.html Just eat an apple and regular gumdrops or whatever instead.
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Garrand posted:That article says basically none of what you just posted. It does say that gummis make it easy to overdose on vitamins, which is bad, and that there's no regulation (which is true for the entire supplement industry). You're not wrong that eating properly is the most sure fire way to get your vitamins but taking supplements to make up what you might be lacking isn't a problem if you don't mind burning cash. Did you even read the article?
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Apr 28, 2017 16:42
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Gummy vitamins do loving nothing, you idiots. What part of 'won’t hurt too bad' is an endorsement in your opinion?
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Apr 28, 2017 16:52
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Swallowing mercury won't hurt too bad, unless you inhale some. Buy my new revolutionary food supplement that is literally just drops of mercury coated in sugar! Be sure not to overdose, though!
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Indecisive posted:that article is loving poo poo and means nothing, hope this helps People who peddle overpriced unregulated sweets to you know better.
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Istari posted:Wait, this is the actual product packaging ? But those are almonds. Those almonds are very much activated.
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Dannywilson posted:how does an aussie ask for the dinner bill? ??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:why the gently caress is this discussion happening in the "pictures to make autists laugh" thread The answer is hidden in your question.
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It's a regular coffin suit. You don't need the whole suit just to be buried, you know.
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anatomi posted:Is the joke here that only an rear end in a top hat has the phone out during a movie (not to mention takes photos of people at the cinema)? The dude also may not be white, I guess. Either way, not very funny.
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twoday posted:vodka and crystal pepsi (aged 30 years) Have a good day!
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