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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I wonder if these guys ever put together a Facebook group

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I made this a few years ago, when Trump first announced his thing. It came up in a conversation. Maybe it's worth a giggle.


What threw me off was that the lower-right guy is actually animated and nobody else is.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Found this from four years ago. It was my introduction to Tucker Carlson. I remember thinking, this guy is trying SO HARD to comprehend Black Lives Matter. Now I know that's just his bizarre default expression.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I didn't come into the PYF Funny Pictures thread expecting to walk away a man who now sits down to pee.

This happened like a hundred pages ago but I really wanted to comment on it.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Glottis posted:

Went through the exact same reaction myself. Only a matter of time until I see this image someplace else and people know about it, at which point it'd be insufferable to mention SA.

I get so irrationally angry when I see someone outside of SA post something from SA ten years after the fact and I have to quell that stupid part of me that wants everyone to admire me for having seen it first.

I'm pretty sure this is why my girlfriend left me.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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:v:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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PainterofCrap posted:

Read John Krakauer's Under The Banner Of Heaven.

There's a line from that book that loving has haunted me for years. I can't remember it exactly at this point, but it's phrased something like,

"The inbreeding was so bad that women would give birth to blobs of protoplasm."

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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You guys are all in in on some kind of reference or something I sure don't get.

A waffle having an orgasm.

That's all I see :confused:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Any time I've seen a cartoon of an unconscious naked girl with her eyes crossed and her tongue out and drool everywhere, I thought it was some kind of necrophilia / loving an unconscious person kind of fantasy. But now I'm learning they're just waffles having orgasms?

Anyway, to contribute



I guess I'm glad I looked at the blue waffle link and didn't actually search for it. This little bit of the definition made me laugh, though:

quote:

On May 1st, 2010, Urban Dictionary [3] user Poopy Pingu defined Blue Waffle, "something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life it will scar you forever." The post received more than 3,000 upvotes in less than 11 years (shown below).

3,000 upvotes in less than 11 years!

\/\/\ I'm just saying they look like how I used to draw characters to indicate they were dead /\/\/

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I spend way too much time refreshing Imgur Roulette. What is this game that keeps popping up, it looks like Grand Theft Auto 3 but is mostly in Russian and seems to be largely about doing actual jobs like driving taxis and then paying electric bills?

Anyway, this came up and gave me a giggle. What are the things sticking out of his arm? Is that RAM?



Seriously considering looking through Etsy to see if someone makes a keyboard scabbard

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I've spun the Imgur Roulette a lot and while I definitely have come across a bizarre amount of Monopoly guy and porn ranging from super tame to anything you might find on PornHub, but I've yet to see gore. I kind of assumed Imgur's AI thing would flag that kind of thing? I was going to say, "maybe it's gotten better" but someone said it only took them a few clicks.

I had fun with Imgur Roulette, but my capacity for enduring gore is incredibly low. One of my very first times on the Internet, I was like twelve, and I was trying to find boobs but I ended up looking at a series of images of a person being murdered and it hosed me up for years.

Man but these out of context Russian GTA things are hilarious. I just have no idea what's happening except I see that someone is looking for a ride in a taxi and this guy paid his rent and that person is being offered a job at the police station...

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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DPGaSCH

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I don't want to see gore here :(

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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God drat there is a point where absurdist humor meets a point of infinity and implodes

He's just SO ANGRY that the new M&M isn't giving him as good a boner as his last.

I don't have many pictures on this computer but I did find some old political ones. Here is a picture of me from I think the 2016 Women's March. It's kinda funny. So edgy was I



And here's an awesome kiddo from the same event.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Carthag Tuek posted:

yeah i vaguely remember the creator not being comfortable with it anymore

Back when it was the Thin H Line, I seem to recall he got in trouble because he was a school teacher or something?

Goodness, here we are twenty years later talking about the same poo poo.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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But what...

Can

What can possibly be the correlation?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I sure don't give one gently caress about hot dogs or ketchup or how anyone eats or doesn't eat their stupid food. Man people have such cultural and regional fuckin elitism with their fuckin hotdogs. I'm also goddamn sick of everyone who's ever been to New York telling me that any other pizza is invalid, and the same for everyone who's ever gone to Mexico and comes back saying all other Mexican food is invalid. God dammit just shut up. It's all just combinations of Foods and Effort and Colonialism.

I'll loving get on your rear end if I see you tucking in your shirt and having neither a belt nor suspenders WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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How do you wear that? Is that meant to replace a belt, or is it like... underwear > shirt > that thing > pants > belt?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Edit: Never mind me I'm new to the app :v:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Everyone keeps marveling at the joke here :confused:

Picnic Princess posted:

One of my favourite things is when people freak out and their dogs also lose their poo poo, they clearly don't understand why, but they enjoy it.

They just see their person acting crazy and decide "What are you doing? Are you silly now?? Omfg can I also be silly now!?!?! Holy poo poo!!! This is fun!!!!"

In the movie To Build a Fire, there's a part where a starving freezing man tries to kill and eat his dog and that dog is having a loving great time wrastlin in the snow

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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edit: gently caress

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Man I wasn't around when Loss was a thing and I sure don't get it now.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Evilreaver posted:

Reasonably sure that I am an Android, since I have never helped a tortoise under any circumstances

*replicant :eng101:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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These seats look loving terrified.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Anal oval office

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I want to be in on the discussion but it requires me to watch that guy's video(s) and I can't get more than a few seconds in without wanting to punch him :\

By which I mean the annoying bald guy, not the kind bald guy.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I mean that's cool but I don't see what's funny about it :confused:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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kiimo posted:

I first became aware of Ninjas while reading Shogun as a child

The 1,200 page James Clavell book?

When I was a child I was reading Bunnicula.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Hey somewhere in the last thousand pages there was a picture that was of an old PC magazine, an angry man had written a letter about how ridiculous it was that Icons were becoming a thing, or maybe it was that people were using a Mouse now. I can't remember; maybe both? Anyway... can anyone help me locate it?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Thanks!

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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My volume was up way too high and I too unprepared for the error sound when I tried to scroll up.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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If I were Moses I'd Parton her red sea

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Hyperlynx posted:

I don't know, man. Without further context, it's pretty sad. It's not some kind of anti-BLM or antivax thing, is it?

I don't remember. This was posted a few years ago on a local Facebook group. During a time when there was protests and such sooooo that's not unlikely a BLM response.

I mean, but also it could be that there's just a nihilist who hates positive affirmations.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Also are we talking about the character Elvira or Cassandra Peterson?

I live equidistant between two pinball barcades and so spent an absurd amount of quarters at either. Both have a different Elvria machine, but honestly either one is better than almost all the other ones around. Way more anal sex jokes than most other boards.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I don't know why we didn't learn more about the flying bikes. They were there for like one scene and then we go through the rest of the movie and they're never brought up again.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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I'm watching Windfall on Netflix with the closed captioning on. This made me giggle. Shrug.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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Can someone break down what this is about? I don't use Twitter and I'm having trouble following the sequence of events or who is involved...?

The bass player for the chipmunks stole a girl* from a guy named Hozier?

*I mean, that's kind of a regressive way to put it, but I think that's how it's meant to be read?

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