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Picnic Princess posted:"This is my emotional support bread. Don't tell me my I can't bring my garlic bread into the movie theater!" drat, I can hear that in his voice, too.
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Karate Bastard posted:We can't power optimize for poo poo so we sell chips you can toast bread on! Like tetris? Hope you also like hair dryers cause that's what you're paying for suckaaaaaaaa CPU so powerful it has to be cooled by a fan!
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Accretionist posted:Also, relevant Current Events item: Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space? It's like a doubly landlocked country, like Uzbekistan, saying they're going to start a navy.
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Kwyndig posted:Popeye's drooling mouth circle is now the stuff of nightmares, thanks. People with cheek gauges actually exist and are a thousand times more gross.
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Bogan King posted:It took you writing this for me to realise people would have stoma sex with gauges. Now I'm going to feel gross(er than normal) all day. And to thank you for reminding me of a childhood trauma I had almost managed to completely bury, I'm going to tell you this wonderful story from my youth: When I was about 10, I went with my friend and his parents to an old folk's home to visit his grandmother. While there, I heard a little old lady telling her friend in a very matter of fact way that she wished she had her stoma when she was younger because then she wouldn't have had so many children because her husband loved it so much. I asked the nurse who was leading us through the home, and who had also heard the little old lady, what a stoma was* and she said, "Oh god, I can't" and ignored me and practically fled when she got us to the right room. That night, I looked up stoma in my Concise Oxford and the world was never the same again. * for the record, I originally thought it was a pet of some sort. Or hobby. \/\/\/ Everyone suffers
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I like that they put Braille on the buttons. I can imagine a blind person running their hands over that going, "Oh, what the gently caress is this!"
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Goodpancakes posted:It's hard for me to see the point The "tragically hip" have been a thing forever and the name is well earned. (and googling it now just brings up the Canadian band)
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Where the guy his heart torn out and dunked in lava?
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Your Computer posted:Aw man, I was working on a similar concept except I can't draw 
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Okay, sureSix-Of-Hearts posted:content: A Nice Marine about to take a warp trip to the friend zone. Actually, according to the lore, that particular space marine is more likely to murder that woman and smear her fresh blood all over his armour to protect him from chaos cooties. 
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mind the walrus posted:I don't know much about city beauty I've never left my hometown 
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Instant Jellyfish posted:That "geep" is just a jacob sheep. And that first one is owned by a goon! Instant Jellyfish, I think. Well, the goon is Instant Jellyfish, the sheep's name is Twofer 
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Hyperlynx posted:From ages back, but I can't believe nobody commented on this Holy poo poo I must have been tired when I posted that. Blind tired, if you will Falling over tired.
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Wheat Loaf posted:
Holy poo poo, I just realised I'm so old now I can remember when Billy Bragg was relevant.
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I couldn't even work out who the guy on the right was for a minute.
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I want to see that in a few years when all the trunk has started to push its way out of the metal like woody nipples.
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Reminds me of one of my favourite images ever: To be young again and able to be so happy 
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Is that Lightning McQueen?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:What's... where's... how do I even begin to describe your pants/belt situation? The world of the sapeur is an amazing place.    One response to grinding poverty is to dress and act like it doesn't exist and surround your every breath. Not gonna find fault with them*; spitting in the face of despair  * and not just because I will never look even a tenth as good as they do Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 15:31 on Aug 31, 2017 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:They kind of ooze milk like that in order to feed their young because they're crazy monotremes and they couldn't be bothered evolving nipples. Because they're monotremes, they lay eggs, but they are mammals. drat, I honestly don't know now.
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Inescapable Duck posted:It's kinda funny as an Australian seeing American reactions to cockatoos, where they're native here. They are indeed assholes, like 5 year olds with wings and razor claws and beaks who live for up to a century or more and can be taught to swear. And every time I see on the news that some bastard's been caught trying to smuggle a dozen cockatoos in their luggage because they fetch thousands of dollars each overseas and I'm just like, "Whyyyyyy?"
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Beachcomber posted:What is that? 
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Jesus gently caress that's terrifying 
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Stab a bastard in the neck, maybe 
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Unless they're actually after the words, the ambiguity of which is kind of the entire point of why this image was posted in the first place.
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EmmyOk posted:After koalas right? No. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0&t=40s
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Collateral Damage posted:They're also very curious and like to nibble on things. Just noticed the one in the background gently chewing on the other diver's flipper 
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Trastion posted:The local PF Chang's has a couple Horse statues outside the front door and when exiting you are confronted with this image. It looks like someone downloaded one of the Skyrim Horse vagina mods, but in real life.
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Jesus loving Christ, that was so painfully unfunny it almost hurt to watch.
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Aleph Null posted:My mom legit used the egg and mayonnaise thing back in the 70s before I was born. I just wondered if that was still what people used or if there were things that were like that nowadays but actually not also food. I used to use pure soap for shampoo, then fresh lemon or orange juice as conditioner. Works a treat for straight fine hair. I don't do that anymore because nothing works for baldness 
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Neito posted:A couple of my DnD friends are pro tour players. I understand how serious it is. There's a reason I don't FNM at certain stores anymore. gently caress nude monkeys? Fondle nubile men? Bone Storm posted:Wait, is that not a normal thing to be able to do? Glad it's not just me, then.
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Zipperelli. posted:Lol, you're adorable thinking that Aussies are the only ones who have snack packs. We have them in the U.S. as well. Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret. Don't blame us when we assume you have no loving idea what a kebab snack pack is 
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Bates posted:Should we go find a ladder or rope? No that's impossible, call fire department and pray they get here in time! Maybe someone could have taken off their coat and held one arm and passed the other down to the gibbering halfwit who can't get out of a skate bowl? There were obviously other people there with him and not one came up with a better idea than calling emergency services? The firefighters should have pushed them all down there.
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marshmallow creep posted:I am at least relieved it isn't made of scrotum. Back in the 1800s, there was a bushranger called Mad Dog Morgan who was killed during a robbery. The governor of the colony ordered his scrotum cut off and made into a Tobacco pouch. It also lead to one of the greatest moments in Australian cinema: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KftTPaKjL_4 Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 04:43 on Nov 4, 2017 |
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Besesoth posted:Ah yes, the majestic American Emu Come on now, don't be mean. He was obviously thinking about the American ostrich.
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I'm with the Bendigo. I want my new card to say, "Mom oval office iy"
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Powaqoatse posted:is this less white Oh my god, stop touching your loving hat!
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