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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Sormus posted:

Came here to derail thread about pineapple on pizza

What about pineapple on hats

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Meat Ball >> ميت بول >> Paul Is Dead


???how???


least its not dead pee

Supposedly they tried to transliterate "meat ball" into Arabic and got "mayit baul" - which in Arabic means "Dead Paul." Someone then translated the Arabic back into English for the placard.

I don't speak Arabic and have no idea if that's plausible or not.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

ultrabindu posted:

I'm never going to be fashionable :ohdear:

I can really rock a tattered t-shirt and dirty jeans, though.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I wonder how you pass the written test to get your learner's permit when you're loving illiterate

I have a suspicion it's deliberate.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Where are their feet?

I assume they're attached to the end of their legs.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Corn on pizza is crazy.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

zakkro posted:

Me 24/7, 365



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Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005


Violet Beauregarde is up to her old tricks, I see.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

theflyingorc posted:

This is clearly from a list of tricky questions you morons

I once put this "extra credit" question at the end of a chemistry test:

"If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a cucumber?"

At least 1/3 of the class was furious at me because they couldn't figure it out.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

BrianBoitano posted:

Given that they're adapted to life under thousands of feet of water, I'd say all surface photos are of dead isopods :sigh:

They're featured in aquariums in various places, so there must be some that survive the trip to the surface.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Zesty posted:

Anytime you see a story stupid situation with a black person in the picture, you should assume it's fake.

This one seems to be for real.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Holy crap, I found it. It's the Rock of Guatape in Colombia.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

The Bloop posted:

Lois absolutely has breast cancer from overexposure

OTOH, Superman can detect and burn away the tumors.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Away all Goats posted:

This doesn't make any goddamn sense



That wing sure is generating lots of downforce.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

Roro posted:

https://embed.tumblr.com/embed/post/p0lSVeSf04-CwXivrhFpAQ/167780508141

I have no loving idea how to just post the video and not just a link to the post, but here we are.

I managed to isolate the video:

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oyahladmSX1w12seg_480.mp4

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Kheldarn posted:

^^ Seems like a 50/50 chance of hijackers not going near that plane/exclusivly targeting it.


AT&T owned all the phones, you paid to rent it monthly.
Dialing a phone number meant dialing it. Fancy-shmancy touch tone service cost an extra $2 a month.

There were 4 TV channels, 3 commercial stations on VHF (2-13) + PBS on UHF (14-83). UHF had a separate dial. We had a huge antenna on a mast and an electric rotator by the TV to tune in the channel you wanted.

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Feb 6, 2005

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Feb 6, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

IT IS.

IT'S A TRAVESTY AND NEW JERSEY MUST BURN.

The Canadians have developed this new freeze gun. No butt in Jersey will be safe.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn4yA6F4LhQ

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

zoux posted:





Why do so many crazy people independently come to the conclusion that they should put their crazy ideas on their car

Probably because no one will listen to them if they try to talk about it.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Zereth posted:


I believe that was supposed to be the joke in the original Back to the Future: the Delorean was known primary as a lovely car, so Doc Brown building his time machine on one was a real "stupid rear end mad scientist" thing to do. I haven't seen the film in a while but I think there's even a "You made a time machine out of a delorean??" line in there.

And then the movie turned out to be extremely popular, and here we are.



Marty McFly: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some *style?*



DeLoreans were definitely cool looking, and got a lot of notice for their design, but were universally panned for their performance.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Ariong posted:

EDIT: Oh fine, content. This is kind of funny but mostly sad.



Here's the full paper Svante Arrhenius presented in 1896:On the Influence of Carbonic Acid in the air upon temprerature of the ground presented in 1896 where he lays out the basic calculations and assumptions it is based on.

To note is that very smart people were taking global warming seriously and writing technical papers about them before start of the 20th century.

That's good ammunition for those who try to claim that no one cared until the 70s.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


That's street lingo for mercury.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

post-apocalyptic erotica posted:

Spotted in NJ

[timg]imgur.com/a/emnz2[/timg]

You have to link to the image itself, not the imgur page.

Like this:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

https://twitter.com/allison_barron/status/977786096229654528

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

They're all so chill. I can't think of a professional US sport where this wouldn't end with the dog shot and the owner imprisoned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPKbtuOak4w

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Neddy Seagoon posted:

What exactly is a distraction burglary?

One crook keeps the mark distracted while the other ransacks his house. Typically pulled on elderly people who don't hear well.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Krankenstyle posted:

Sorry I didn't realize we had posters who were born in the 1920s here still.

We generally don't start rotating around to different teachers by subject until 6th grade in the US.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Turtlicious posted:

what was it like before the internet?

We didn't even have cell phones to avoid each other. We had to talk, face to face. It was awful.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:

i think it's funny that the Israeli army is trying to shoot smoke.

Those wacky Israelis.

What will they do next?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005



No, it's a photoshop. People are just threatening to do it.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


You have to link to the image itself, not the imgur page:



right click->view image, then copy the image location

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Ak Gara posted:

How many people can a loose turtle kill in a car crash?

All of them. All of them.

Cowabunga, dude.

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