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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Awesome video... I first saw it on the teev a few years ago. Turned it on half way through and was :wtc:

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Trig Discipline posted:

I have seriously gone back to look at that picture a half dozen times and I laugh out loud every single time.
I think you broke Dan Carlin... I don't know if this his latest pod-cast (it's dated 7th March), but it make's the Prophesy pale.... I mean, people screwing during a draw-and-quartering kind of pale. That said... love your work... you might recognise this cup of negative press covfefe...



Edit: Did you ever find out definitively if the POTUS with the mostest listened to Strelka? I'd have posted in the redux threads, but they were closed when I came back from my hiatus.

The MSJ posted:

Spoiler: The two teenage protagonists are robots created by the professor guy.
This is how it begins...

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Cable Guy
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Trig Discipline posted:

I think if you listen to his last Common Sense, it sounds like America broke Dan Carlin. Maybe I helped? Hard to say.


Never did find out, but I like to pretend anyway. :swoon:
I think we'd established that he at least heard about it. Haven't heard of a reaction to it though.

No love for the Cup of Ted Koppel? It was inspired by Make Room for Dada. :(

Edit: I was actually lucky(?) enough to see the infamous tweet when it was still live... your lack of reaction is not unprecedented....

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Cable Guy
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You posted:

It troubles me that there are people who are so horny that they will give away $5 on average to something that doesn't exist.
You've not heard of Star Citizen then? $5 is peanuts.

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As of March 19th, 2018, the project has raised a total of $180,442,172 USD

The game is still largely a collection of disconnected scenarios. It's been called "the most expensive game never played".

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The game's developers have attracted criticism for continuing to raise funds enthusiastically while failing to meet project deadlines. From the outset, Chris Roberts, the game's lead developer, pledged to treat every customer with the same respect as a publisher. However, he has been late to disclose major events like an engine change and missed release estimates.

The technical feasibility and the ability of the developers to produce the game has been called into question by game developer Derek Smart.[99] In August 2015, he sent a demand letter to Cloud Imperium Games asking for accounting records of the firm, a release date, and a refund option for all backers no longer willing to support the game. CIG's co-founder and general counsel Ortwin Freyermuth characterized Smart's claims as "defamatory" and "entirely without merit".

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On December 27, 2016, Star Citizen was the recipient of the Wired's Thanks for Nothing, Videogames: 2016 Vaporware Awards.

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Cable Guy
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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Don't forget that the fanbase is so rabidly invested that it's pretty much accepted that there will be suicides if and when it fails.
Probably.

Cable Guy
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Zil posted:

The longer I look at the, the more questions I have.

1. No condoms?
Candy wrappers....


Zil posted:

3. Two things of astroglide?
See point one.

Cable Guy
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MrJacobs posted:

I like the one with bird paintings. keep them coming just to spite this guy.
They are pretty drat good...



http://www.mattadrian.com/

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Cable Guy
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Cable Guy
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boner confessor posted:

nothing is going to stop this woman from going to church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdGKYCftFQU&t=619s
Woman driving is goddam treasure...

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We're just goin' down Brooks... I don't know her... I'm just... YOU JUST SI'DOWN AND PUT YOUR GODDAM SEATBELT BACK ON...No I don't know her... I'm just helpin' her... I'M STILL BEHIND YOU MOMMA... JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA INDICATE... no, we're on Brooks... GO AROUND... GO AROUND HER... THANK-YOU... Whoever's watching this video... we're goin' down the I40 on Elvis... GO AROUND !!!... No I don't know her... MOTHER !!... MOTHER !!! NOOOOOO!!
Goddam national treeasure.

Edit: Content.... I made this... I've seen it floating round the net...as avatars, as funny pics... but I made it for these dead gay forums. Somewhere on a dusty forgotten hardrive I've got the layered original... but I'm not going to search the garage, find the drive, find (or more likely purchase) an IDE enclosure, probably get the drive repaired, then search for them because :effort:. If you know how to search archives for my posts you might find the OP. Dammit, I can't even remember the thread title...



I can show you the metadata if that means anything...
... and you're welcome to contribute to it's dissemination.
(metadata might be :nws: for a Naked King of Shoreditch sneaking into the screenshot)



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Cable Guy
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Karate Bastard posted:

I can't quite make it out. Does it say wiggers?

marshmallow creep posted:

Wiggles. Its a kids program. That is the extent of my knowledge.
That's it... It's an old face-swap gif I made years ago. Did you know they're an evolution of an old 80's one-hit wonder band called the Cockroaches...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1wzFeCJ2dc

I'd never seen that. :wow:

... or that.

Picnic Princess posted:

This is all I do know, and need to know, about the Wiggles
:vince:

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Cable Guy
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Hey uh... speaking of holy poo poo moments... I understand you've moved to oz. Are you in Melbourne, because there's a dude playing guitar in the flat across the driveway right now and his voice is a goddam clone for yours. I mean it's not somewhat like it. It's loving identical.
Postcode is 3194.... It's 1:30pm local.

Tell me it's not you.... no better, tell me it is !!

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Krankenstyle posted:

of course it is. london moths literally evolved, changing their white/grey wings (that matched birch bark) to grey/black (that matched sooty chimneys) - iirc documented in the 1800s
Is this the pictures thread..?





(There's two moths in each of those)

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Baron von Eevl posted:

I'm glad that loss edits have developed to this point, but I'm sad that dickbutt edits have fallen to the wayside.
Comment applies:



Edit... Spotted this two Christmases ago on the road in Melbourne.

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Jerry Cotton posted:

If it's being loaded onto a plane, why is it facing away from the plane?
Because they're UN-loading it, silly.

:ironicat:

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The MSJ posted:

So you have seen many pigs eat many men? Was it a bloodbath?
Sounds like a razorback to me... sooowee....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-WKSnSagMg

Cable Guy
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Is it just me, or does that dildo look a little on the flat side...?

Sammy the immortal seagull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJiUgI520qQ

Bee's Attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DyH5-bABZo

(This was a Breast cancer match - all proceed to breast cancer research. Hence the Pink)

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Cable Guy
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sunken fleet posted:

i dont get it
its funny because England won a lot?

Look at "Region", "Capital City" etc...

reposting so you don't have to page back...


Edit: It was the printed program for today's Commonwealth Games opening

Cable Guy
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Gorilla Salad posted:

Remember kids, always check what your logo looks like upside down and in a mirror.

Ask the people who made the Dodge Viper logo.


Indecisive posted:

i give up, whats the secret image that isn't there
I know it's late, but none of you people went there....






















It's Duck Dodgers.
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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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twoday posted:

What are you talking about? Nirvana is responsible for one of the greatest big band/lounge classics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_MzRxDUeMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYV3d9fSW8

:hfive:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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1stGear posted:

Mangosteen

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Not sure if this goes here or IOSM. The person who shared it on my feed was almost certainly serious about it.



chitoryu12 posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: It's a ham scam.

DavidAlltheTime posted:

The ol ham scam.
Goddam... we know what this is....








SPAM.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Mate opened his back door...

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Android Apocalypse posted:

There’s going to be so many “down the hatch” jokes that kid will endure when eating.

Double cursed if Hatch is a girl.
Wait till space-camp or sea-scouts....

"Pop the hatch...."

:supaburn:

Cable Guy
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Confusion:



It's from a post for an "Swap the Album Title" thread using a local band that used to play at my local.

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BrianBoitano posted:

idgi

I'm fairly certain it isn't loss

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bike tory posted:

Calcium is just boneless bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plXvwbUjbrg

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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snergle posted:

what comedian / special is that from?
...

Those are older videos when he was younger and comparatively optimistic. He's since put on weight and embraced the "We are truly screwed.." theme with abandon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiFC2efGazk

He also put out a book...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0uCNucNqGg

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Who the gently caress puts ketchup (and what appears to be ONLY ketchup) on a frikking waffle.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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The look on the monkey's face is just priceless...

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Coq au Nandos posted:



Sadly a photoshop.



This isn't

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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I made a thing a couple of days ago... I think it deserves a place here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0nICFtrVS0

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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That's all very well, but that toilet-paper looks to be about a half turn away from dipping into the bowl when the doors closed. One big wick of toilet water and soaked up dunny-scum.

Awesome.

:golfclap:

:vince:

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Cable Guy
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Besesoth posted:

Why don't they just lower the racetrack?

https://i.imgur.com/bbdLSqN.mp4

Video....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWOhWRvDHRk

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