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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sakurazuka posted:

Cammy is the only good new character and speed options are more important.

FeiLong was fun to hi hi hi waazzaaaaaah with

And do you really play at multiple speeds frequently? I assume people settle into one.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ventana posted:

Most people would settle on the fastest speed. SF2 is best at the fastest speeds.

Right, so who cares if you can select four slower speeds?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sudden Javelin posted:

Got Mario Kart 8 and Zelda. I licked MK8. I did not lick Zelda as it is a used copy.

Each game tastes different. You are missing out.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have no comment on Bomberman gameplay-wise. Hopefully the patch is good.

My problem with it is that it is unforgivably hideous. It looks like a ton of effort from a remedial student in their first programming class or, and I was going to say zero effort from a competent designer here but I actually think a competent designer would have to put effort into making this graphical abortion look so goddamn ugly.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dr Cheeto posted:

It's out of stock

Why is there a white Kirby with cat whiskers wearing a gold hippie medallion

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HyperPuma posted:

super marios world

It's a blasts from the past

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Has Switch got any games since MK8DX? Wanna blow the dust off this beast soon.

No, and they took some back

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

EpicNemesis posted:

I will buy this and play bayonetta for the first time.
:yeah:
:same:


I did play as Bayonetta in Smash a bit but never played Bayonetta.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I wish they wouldn't waste Directs on trash games.

The *yawn*est of bad troll attempts

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe Platinum is working on HD remasters or something

That would be cool

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Was Bayonetta not in HD on the Wii U?

poo poo, probably I guess I don't know


Bayonetta DX with nude(r) code

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Nintendo is actual rear end for the way they treat us.

Agreed, actual rear end is pretty great in a lot of ways

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Coolspaz posted:

I have a feeling I'm the only one who is excited for Splatoon 2

:oh:


I AM SUPER HYPE TO SPLAT SOME FOOLS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Even the box art for the drat thing has the game pad hiding the console behind it.

I guess it is dumb marketing, since we know how it turned out, but who the hell is buying a new console because of how the console looks?

The controllers and games seem much, much more important.

The naming was the main issue that made people not know what the heck it was, along with not enough promotion

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
^^ I know that, but if it was called "Ultra Nintendo, Nintendo's Newest Console gently caress YEAH" the picture wouldn't matter.

lelandjs posted:

The controller: a giant slab with a lovely resistive touchscreen and a three hour battery life

The games: warmed over ports


I waited a year to buy my Wii U until something I wanted came out for it (Wind Waker remake).

The controller: a comfortable, lightweight, ergonomic design with built-in second screen, and ample battery life (plus optional larger battery)

The games: a great lineup coming eventually (because it is a console launch)


There was really nothing wrong with WiiU beyond marketing, and the eventual game library, including BotW, proves that.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I'm more excited for Splatoon 2 than I am for Mario.

Me too, but possibly only because it's closer.

I think I have had more fun with Splatoon than any single Mario game though, at least since the 64.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm glad no foreigners have removed Shantae's vagina bones

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Every game on switch should have boobs or a boob slider.

Tetris does. That's what puyo poyus are.




Splatoon should have one, but it only affects Judd.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Marie forever.

:yeah: :same:


irlZaphod posted:

This week's drop. Y'all ready for some Shovelware?!

Switch

ACA NeoGeo Metal Slug 2 | NA | PAL | $7.99 / £6.29 / €6.99 (eShop Only)
Bulb Boy | NA | PAL | $8.99 / £ ? / € ? (eShop Only)
I And Me | NA | PAL | $ ? / £8.99 / €9.99 (eShop Only)
Implosion | NA | PAL | $11.99 / £10.79 / €12.00 (eShop Only)
Shephy | NA | PAL | $4.99 / £4.99 / €4.99 (eShop Only)
Vaccine | NA | PAL | $9.99 / £8.99 / €9.99 (eShop Only)

Thought that said A Boy and His Blob for some reason and I was about ready to buy it again and throw some more jellybeans

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Reminds me of Oban Star Racers art for some reason

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Facetious posted:

A princess and five royalists leading the charge in a picture based on the commemoration of a people's revolution ending in the toppling of a king...

:thunk:

You will find that Ganon is the King of Evil and Zelda is good and leading an alliance of many peoples

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland Corp. posted:

With ganon gone and no blood moon, the option to just fully genocide all enemies.

I don't think the game can do this, so not this.

Playing as the champions maybe or a re-fight through the beasts or another dungeon inside Akkala Citadel

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yodzilla posted:

The Blood Moon mechanic is kind of useless as enemies respawn even without it and there's zero item permanence in the world as it is. It feels like something that meant more in an earlier build of the game that just got left in.

What enemies respawn without it? The only ones I've noticed are things like chuchus and stal enemies that hide underground so only spawn when you are near

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You can't have too many joycons, friend.

Arguable, but I can definitely have too little money.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Waltzing Along posted:

Because it's design is meant to appeal to 8 year olds.

And 80 year olds


And everybody








Except jerks

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bill Barber posted:

Is it getting an update where it doesn't cost $30 freaking dollars for a 10 year old game?
______________________/

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lodin posted:


Lobster Link sucks.

This is the worst post in the whole thread and people are talking about pedos and fanart tits on this very page!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Snake Pass is neat and the whole point is learning to snake.

If trying to wrap your head around an unintuitive control scheme until it clicks and you become snek sounds fun to you, get it! If that sounds bad, get something else!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You play as Mario, up until the first time you die. After that you play as Luigi for the rest of the game, looking for his missing brother :unsmigghh:.

Finally the gritty Mario reboot we deserve

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
STUX Dr. Tim Whatley game when?



Nintendo WTF




PISS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Blaster Master was fun and worth the price but I don't really "get" playing as Gunvolt - I have no idea what's going on and it certainly didn't add anything to the experience.


Is Shantae any better?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lelandjs posted:

When is the new up

What's when?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Ordered dumb cool headset with Amazon points thanks thread

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spacebump posted:

Does this mean the voice chat app will be out in time for Splatoon 2?

They said in the direct that the app would be out for Splatoon2 (only) and that the full app would be out next year

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm still patiently waiting for Yooka Laylee on Switch

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mega64 posted:

Gonna buy five and flip them for twenty thousand bucks.

Genius!

It's bucks all the way up

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WarpDogs posted:

about once a week i google "yooka laylee switch" and am always perplexed by the results

how is it not here yet

It appears that they had a metric shitload of things to fix or improve in the launch versions. The good news is that those improvements will be in the Switch version right away.

In 3000 years

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
NOW

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