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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

:eyepop:

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Dec 8, 2019

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Eschatos posted:

I require more Culture memes. Turns out they're pretty tough to find.


They really are.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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married but discreet posted:

That's not how sperm works, smh

Panspermia certainly does.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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:five:



Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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It's wednesday

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Danaru posted:

I always appreciate when Cyberpunk game devs honour the ancient pact of making the first door code 0451 :unsmith:

:same:

Every Arkane game :unsmith:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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:allears: Old World Blues

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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I'm trying to translate this but I have no idea where to even start.

Anyway, since we're lifting poo poo from ich_iel:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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dialhforhero posted:

But what’s with the photoshopped head inserted in it?

It's because of this template:



(Finally, South-Rhine Eastphalia)


Unrelated:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

You tell that to my father, who spent forty years breaking his back in the word mines and got grammar lung for his trouble. :colbert:

Pfeh, mine was hunting for words when he got eaten by the thesaurus. :colbert:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Obscure? Eh…



Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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OwlFancier posted:

So I think endlich is "finally" and the bottom bit is something like "And now give me your poo poo glass you whoreson"

But I don't know what entdienung is but I would guess it's "service" or something from context.

be- and ent- are prefixes. "be-" signifies acting on something, while "ent-" signifies removing something.
If you stick "be-" to "dienen" (to serve) you get "bedienen" (to serve someone).
If you stick "ent-" to "dienen" (to serve) you get "entdienen" (to...disserve someone?).

The joke, since we're already dissecting its corpse, is thusly: The template of a science guy discovering something new (that word doesn't exist in common parlance), illustratred by disserving waitstaff.

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Benny Harvey posted:

Ostwestfalen being a thing makes me sensibly chuckle.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Dr. Oetker is German, though I've never seen that pizza and they don't use English on their packaging. It may very well be that they are selling that in the US market, basically making fun of yanks to their faces.

e: They also have this: https://www.oetker.de/unsere-produkte/ristorante/pasta

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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DontMockMySmock posted:

Do the two sausage ends exist somewhere in that crust or did they use dark magic to somehow create a perfectly toroidal hot dog?

Do you doubt superior German meatgineering?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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mysterious frankie posted:

oh man, what I wouldn't do for a jerrycan full of wurze.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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„You can't describe all German grandmothers in one picture"

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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It amuses me slightly that most games for "ancient" G*mers are sequels. I wonder what people who play Fallout 2 would be.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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oh. :(

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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:stare:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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:hmmyes:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Here, have one for every occasion.









Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Elviscat posted:

Don't doxx my cat, that's very rude, tia.



Get a shallower bowl, one that doesn't irritate your cat's whiskers.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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The past pages have been way too scrutable for my liking. Let's change that.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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This Thread posted:

My method of getting stuck in traffic is better. :qqsay:

Antigravitas posted:

My bicycle has a 7 speed hub gear that requires basically no maintenance whatsoever and gets me to any destination in the city faster than a car. :smuggo:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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https://i.imgur.com/Q78h1iJ.mp4

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Nomnom Cookie posted:

are you implying that some horrible person is out there cutting their hair with kitchen shears? or cutting meat with utility scissors? don't joke about things like that

Or worse, cutting paper with sewing scissors.

For the record, if anyone does that with my scissors, I will hunt them down and cut them into stripes with nail scissors.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Elviscat posted:

I was thinking of doing this for my kitty anyways, and you pointing it out galvanized me to get a new, specific whisker-stress-free bowl, to answer the question "is Rosie a fat rear end in a top hat who wants me to scratch her shoulders/butt while she eats, or is she experiencing whisker stress?"



She's an rear end in a top hat who just wants scratches AND food.

Well, it was worth a try.

Also, that is a kitty \o/

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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bike tory posted:

Actually you know what, gently caress you Americans. I'm not waiting until late at night this time. It's already Wednesday in the best timezone



Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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"Einmal alles mit Scharf bitte"

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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...of SCIENCE! posted:

Look, every society has some bullshit that started before everyone currently alive was born and keeps going out of inertia. America has the imperial measurement system, Britain has driving on the wrong side of the road and a royal family and a culture of crippling alcoholism. There's no point being smug or proud about it as if it's something you accomplished just by being born there or it's a game of Civilization and you're tallying up everyone's culture score to see who wins.


Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz :smug:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Aerosmith are too boring to hate tbh

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Erebus posted:

Is there a good way to become more informed about this kind of stuff that doesn't involve years of studying but also isn't, like, a For Dummies book

Like somewhere in the middle there

Boy, do I have the perfect guide for you!

https://pervegalit.wordpress.com/2012/06/09/how-to-fake-your-way-through-hegel/

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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"Me, having received my vaccination at Frankfurt Central Station"

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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It's thursday, you rear end in a top hat. :mad:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

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Pope Hilarius II posted:

Ich komme aus Belgien, du Sau, du unglaublicher Dummkopf

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