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This also happens when Europeans fly into Los Angeles and think they can lump in Disneyland and Yosemite in one day
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Lobok posted:^^North Americans, because Canadians also love saying that that's a thing Canadians do Um, duh, "Americans" is less specific than "North Americans", so
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This reminds me, I made this for my therapist and got a big laugh
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Mister Speaker posted:What if I get plenty of exercise in bed? You'll go blind doing that
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MunchE posted:It's impressive to be overpriced "by at least $2000" when they were like $800 then and $1400 now Interesting feature in a chair but ok
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Just this past Friday, I sang a song from Cabaret at karaoke and afterward a gal who is more than a foot shorter than I am asked me "what percent gay" I am because she is 1) pan, 2) poly, and 3) into pegging gay guys. But she wasn't hitting on me; she was hitting on the idea of me, so it doesn't count.
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Spending 1,000 bits to goatse the streamer
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What is it with Ricks?
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He betrayed his uniform
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Stone Cemple Pilots
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Benny Harvey posted:Is there a word for the smell afterwards? Like how the air itself smells different as the rain cools and moves it as if it's being purified? "snippid"
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FFT posted:"Bazinga" Well, I feel foolish.
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No, because I suck
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Karate Bastard posted:Well these are loving great. Ah poo poo we got a loving greatcel in the thread
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BonHair posted:Yeah, that sounds really good, they're awesome I bet they all know where the G Spot is Well, eventually
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I think we can come up with a plan to get it done for you! Step one: die
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Diagram of today's eclipse: 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:*tries to dial 911 on the Game Boy*
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If you think a CABBANIS ADDICT is going to have a sweet set-up like that, you're delusional. Probably HIGH on the COCAINES right now. No but I did just put some ruffled potato chips in my sandwich
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Sagebrush posted:Cringe Right? It should just be its_giving rizz ratios vibe smdh my dh frfr
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Readers can be left little a math, as an exercise
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wizard2 posted:I don't care about the "America Is Too Afraid Of Puppy Murder" memes and countermemes, but thats just my opinion.... Ok, thanks for letting us know
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Elissimpark posted:Which river? I need to know how far south to dislike the Dutch. The Amstel
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What if I had no beers and three dinner
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I'm still in bed, I don't need to go outside to touch wood
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My nightstand is right here
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If a bear shits in the woods and no men are around to be fragile about it, does it make a sound?
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What if you gotta go
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Same video but the paper is Dickbutt
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freeedr posted:So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs. Uh, which app was the right one?
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Captain Splendid posted:The first word is "friends" Oh, I know this one! "Mellon"
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Ra, Ra! Cis boom? Bah!
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Songbearer posted:Crypto.com banners included in the edits That may be accurate to the octagon the fight was in
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