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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Brawnfire posted:

I mean GI Joe's out there busting Cobra rear end, would you rather speak Cobrese every day?!?

Yessssss-s-s-s.

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Those captcha comics are fun.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Cocaine Bear posted:

Just poo poo in the tub like Andre the giant.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


PYF memes:

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

we always circle back to wet bones

RandolphCarter has a new favorite as of 19:18 on Apr 23, 2022

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Vince now looks like the Jack Nicholson Joker when he made up his face to look normal and still wrestles.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Brawnfire posted:

RANK rear end

9/10

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Zereth posted:

I "love" how the star wars EU just doesn't let anybody be wrong, or bullshitting. If you just look at the actual scene where Han claims his ship can do the kessel run in whatever parsecs it's clear that Obi Wan is not buying this poo poo.

But no, here comes the EU explaining why no, it actually totally makes sense and isn't some guy trying to hustle some backwater rubes.

"Jabba is badly trying to one-up some other hutt's murder pit and is bullshitting" is a much simpler and more believable explanation, but nope, EU gotta come up with some reason he's telling the truth, as if people can't loving lie.

Did they ever explain why Lando is wearing Han’s clothes in that one bit?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Anyone do Morbal Kombat at yet?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Play the game coward. It is very good and it will make you feel actual emotions

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


E: gently caress you:argh:


Way too rough to be a shark

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


rodbeard posted:

Weird Al created the ultimate cover by making up a new Devo song

And Devo hates him for making the perfect Devo song.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Pretty easy boss, just use the “bad dog” prattling pate to stun him.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Beeswax posted:

In my teens I shared a car for a 6+ hour drive to a LAN thing with a dead head clan mate in control of the stereo and the trauma still hasn't healed

drat, sorry you had to listen to two Dead songs.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



One of the first threads I read on these forums was a goon talking about getting a traumatic brain injury and how it was effecting his memory, and the first reply was “You already posted this thread dude.”

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Mr. Fix It posted:

aw poo poo, didn't mean to post this. was just loving with the ability to use image tags on random attachments
i.e.




had no idea what would pop up for any of those

Don’t try 666. Or do it’s your life/account.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Hyperlynx posted:

Oh are we doing weird Christmas songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZhyz7a1iGk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1inNGHln5g

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


some plague rats posted:

:hmmyes:


Speaking of bad comics for nerds, let's stop! Here's hell was full, which is for handsome guys and tough broads!

Please don’t tell the cops I’ve been reading Hell Was Full outside of the comic thread

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



That’s a fun idea

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



One of my favorite videos.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



This is cool as hell

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Suckling on the grammar titte

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



It’s a solid plan.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Best Christmas song:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


FreudianSlippers posted:

Any band that has even s single song longer than three minutes is a prog rock band and should be destroyed.

Never thought of Joanna Newsom as prog but sure, why not?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I like Walk by Pantera because Rob Van Dam used it as his entrance music in ECW.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


DACK FAYDEN posted:

remember that one goon who thought Pantera was a Coldplay side project

That’s the great thing about the internet, you can post this and it might be a real thing that happened.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Hyperlynx posted:

Do... do you mean the word "panther"?

It did. It was in the "stuff you can't believe you've just figured out" thread :allears:

lmao

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Poetry snob voice: More like Edgar Allan Poetaster. :owned:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

When you drive past a cemetery always ask your passengers if they know how many dead people are buried there.

All of them! :dadjoke:

I would also accept “The place is so popular, people at dying to get in there!”

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Hooplah posted:

no, go listen to only skin by joanna newsom instead

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Was just thinking about East Palestine but this is mesmerizing what game is this?

Black Mesa, remake of Half Life

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Looking for an old image macro, a duck wearing a sombrero and it says ¡Pato!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Son of Thunderbeast posted:



Superman with a boner

Ghost With a Boner With a Boner.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


House of Leaves is worth reading, Only Revolutions is not, The 50 Year Sword is good. I have not read anything else by the author.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Ziv Zulander posted:

If anybody ever needs to pretend they’re a Star Trek fan when they’re really not, the secret is to make up some dumb poo poo idea and say it’s your favorite episode. Odds are it’ll have been done and nobody will call you on it. This clip is from the episode where the ship gets flooded with an alien gas that makes everybody horny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odHivt77qkk

That is a real episode that happened twice.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


That guy sure did like coffee.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


i own every Bionicle posted:

I look forward to seeing what incomprehensible absurdist horrors the memes of the next generation become



When you suck so good you act like a piston on a diesel motor, compressing the air bubble at supersonic speeds, crushing everything in its path, and superheating the air due to the speed mentioned earlier and friction. Anything organic is instantly vaporized in less than 1ms to ash.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


https://twitter.com/raion74_/status/1674444836341002241?s=21&t=doal6PZhgGsi5cB17v-aeg

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Desert Bus posted:

They should have called it syphilMORE

Terrible rapper.

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