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CPColin posted:More like oldjkunless lol
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In the future, Australians will eventually call French fries cunts. First they'll differentiate the two chips by calling the fries French chips. It sounds like friendships so it'll soon be shortened to friends, and then even more quickly friends will obviously be converted to cunts.
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Empty Sandwich posted:the color is named after the duck Duck Teals?
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Mr. Lobe posted:There's no such thing as bad cubes, just bad owners I dunno, I think there are more sides to the argument.
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I think the rats are zinging him (he's in Hell and suffering an ironic punishment)
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Dec 31, 2022 17:27
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BonHair posted:This is a periodical meme I can get behind Won't be able to enjoy it next year.
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I found a girlfriend by pointing at calendars. Although she weirdly calls it digital dating.
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Jan 2, 2023 23:32
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Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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Jan 3, 2023 16:40
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Not if he had a metal rear end.
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Kirk Vikernes posted:please call 911 if you smell toast Whoa, it's true. I just made some toast and now I'm having a stroke. Pretty good morning so far.
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Have you washed your pillow sheets today? No?! And you're just gonna put your face on it? I'd be puking right now if it didn't strain the face muscles so much.
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Jan 10, 2023 07:02
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Just get moisturizer with sunscreen in it and you'll never work a day in your life.
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Jan 10, 2023 14:22
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Bar Ran Dun posted:If you aren’t leaving your cart way the gently caress out in the lot you are denying an employee an opportunity to not be in store. In my first week working at a grocery store my manager had me go and collect carts that had been left out around the neighbourhood. That was half my shift gone right there.
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Jan 10, 2023 17:26
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That thing where you scroll so fast that the direction seems to go back and forth, like tires on a car.
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Jan 11, 2023 02:06
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I didn't gently caress my stove. I didn't cum on my stove. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my stove. I've never done anything weird with my stove. That's one side of the story. Let's hear from the stove.
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Jan 16, 2023 15:25
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Alt-burger sounds like something you'd press on a keyboard. A much more fun keyboard, of course. Do we need Pause/Break anymore? Let's make that the burger key.
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A cable channel on one of those wheel-in TVs? Nah, the teacher played their recording of it, the sadistic gently caress
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Jan 17, 2023 01:57
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Boris Pistorius sounds like one of those joke taxonomy names they use to have when they'd label Wile E. Coyote at the start of the cartoon.
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Although now that I think about it, if the Pistorius label was going to be used in a Wile E. Coyote cartoon it'd have to be an episode where the Road Runner is the murderous one.
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SpacePig posted:Does anyone have that clip of the Spiderman cartoon dub where it's people falling and the dub has them all just really flatly going "aahh" over and over? I never know what to search and I feel like an insane person trying to describe it. This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KR2ove20a0
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I like the Pokemon that's like "what if Jackie Chan was a little loving rock goblin?"
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I think it's a big red flag if characters obtained unobtanium! At least in the MCU you have characters who really enjoy the vibrations of vibranium.
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hawowanlawow posted:so unfair to Harold He was in a Harry situation.
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:It’s been a long time since I was a server janitor, but I can’t recall the last time a windows update broke something for me That's because the therapy is working, Jim
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Mister Speaker posted:Arcade bars are not all they're cracked up to be. Most nights they're full of insufferable dweebs who smell like a MtG competition and have zero social skills and don't tip. On the weekends, the dorks are still there but then you also get the opposite; entitled college kids and feral bros who also don't tip and sometimes cause trouble. Hey, I may be a feral and entitled dork bro with zero social skills but I do not tip.
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Street Fighter the movie?
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Mr. Crow posted:Still cant take poo poo without the fear of a trex busin down my door Why, are you a lawyer?
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SpacePig posted:Do people not usually point out horses while they're driving? I would feel rude not acknowledging the horses. Or cows, or goats. The horses can't hear you. And even if they did I'm sure they wouldn't find it rude.
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Jan 25, 2023 18:39
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Anyone can point out horses. The dad thing to do is when you're driving and you see them you go "a whole field for ten horses? I've got 300 horses just under my hood!"
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I hope Terry gets electrocuted As an Englishman this electrocution fantasy of yours has come as a shark.
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Never seen a Mug ad but I guess that person is too young for Barq's Has Bite.
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euphronius posted:10mg is a poo poo ton of thc. 10mg? drat that edible is dummy thc
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Kit Walker posted:Barq's, Sprite, and Doctor Pepper are the top 3 sodas and everything else is either decent or garbage While he does make soda, breast augmentation is Dr. Perky's true passion.
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freeedr posted:It’s an 1880s version of a suicide. Also, we need a better name than suicide or kamikaze for the soda fountain mixed drink. Call the drink what you want but it's poured into a Frankenstein.
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Inzombiac posted:Be a freak and mix whiskey with hot root beer. Ok well I was all ready to try it, I got the Extra Large cup and everything, but the fountain doesn't have either of those options??
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Jan 31, 2023 15:40
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Oh wait, I didn't read all of them, never mind. About to get hosed up in this Burger King!
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Data Graham posted:I call it the Dracula And His Son Because Barq's has bite?
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Biplane posted:Anything and everything. This is what goes into a King's Cup.
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oldpainless posted:You’ll believe a knive can fly I believe knive can fly I believe knive can touch the sky I think about knive every night and day Spread that knive and fly away
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