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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Baronjutter posted:

If I was buying a house with a bathroom like this I'd ask for like 40k knocked off the price for when I had to gut it and put in a usable cleanable bathroom.

I'd walk away without even making an offer because who know what the hell else is hosed up beyond repair.

Anyhow, what's the ETA on all this, OP?

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Haters gonna hate, show us what's up

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Rock on, OP. Rock on.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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atomicthumbs posted:

pro tip did he say what sort of "engineer" he was? because you might want to find someone who's not a software engineer

Bad Munki posted:

Social engineer

bEatmstrJ posted:

I'm a Sales Engineer.
Close enough. OP, are you the engineer that suggested covering these things up before the inspector sees them? IS THE ENGINEERING COMING FROM INSIDE THE structurally compromised HOUSE???

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Dang, oh well.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Uh, yeah? A few inches or so.

An ascended goon, he has moved to a new phase of existence, having become an actual liquid.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Snak posted:

Just dont clean it and remodel every 6 months.

The nice thing about this is that for any structural members that have developed mold in that time, you can just cut away the affected portions and call it good!

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Encapsulate the entire bathroom in a clear epoxy.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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The Bloop posted:

Do one of those floors with all the pennies except use pull tabs from soda cans

Maybe you're content with a builder-grade money floor, but OP wants something better. Wall to wall Sacagawea dollars.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

go big or go home: lava.

Okay all the stone chat made me suspicious but now I'm certain: y'all just playing dwarf fortress.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

this is a masterwork engineered joist. It menaces with spikes of plywood.

It features a carving of a homeowner and engineer in plywood. The engineer is bowing before the homeowner. The homeowner is laughing.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Post poste posted:

If that were true, we'd be recommending more microcline and mine carts.

Okay but why aren't we? OP: make your infinity bathtub an infinity mine cart that perpetually does laps around the bathroom at like 1000 miles per hour.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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MOLD FOR THE MOLD GOD

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Most people call it a leaky water heater. I call it an infinity kettle.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Yo just get some hybrid willow and you'll have that inside a year or two even if you live in the middle of town.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Baronjutter posted:

I'm in and out of there as fast as I can to poo poo or piss or clean the filth off my body

Unless you have a garbage disposal in your shower, I don't believe you, fuckin' get on my level

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Vegas is the ridiculous man-cave basement. Atlantic City is the bathroom, because you know it's just garbage, no matter what you do.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Actually, joistgate is about ethics in remodeling.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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It's okay that he boarded up the window because he's going to install a glass ceiling.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Gee, he's deleting posts?

No, OP has left this wonderful thread intact, unlike his bathroom floor. It was the zipline guy that deleted posts.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Stultus Maximus posted:

I just feel weird pooping with a ton of open space around.

This is why water closets are awesome: you get to have a huge master bathroom, with a nice cozy space to poo poo in so you don't feel exposed.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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CerealCrunch posted:

A nice bathroom is not going to impress women that much. If a woman says they like it in the shitter, it means something different.

Woman: "Oh I'm a total tub girl, if you know what I mean"

OP: "I think I know what you mean"

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Facebook Aunt posted:

I'd love to try one some day, they look comfortable.

Have you ever sat in a hot tub? It's that, except less space for your bros.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Give that poor AI its five stars.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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I've seen that shower curtain before somewhere and it's so awesome.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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I believe that's called "carrot baby poo poo"

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Nov 4, 2008

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Kelp Me! posted:

I'm not sure what it is but every single element in that photo looks photoshopped in

Excessive HDR, it's a plague within the real estate photography industry.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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I need...red pages. Bring me red pages!

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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WrenP-Complete posted:

I'm buying wool to spin for the first time! I can share pics of the sheep later if you guys like (from Instant Jellyfish's farm :3:)

It's a good farm and I'm sad I don't get to go to shearing day this year. :'(

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Baronjutter posted:

Oh cool a functional tasteful bathroom reno where the top stringer on an engineered beam was not cut.

Yeah, no sense of adventure at all, 2/10

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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As always, a hard-door shower with a garbage disposal is the superior solution.

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Nov 4, 2008

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But do they have a bidet???

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Whatever happened to just using the term "dames" to describe women?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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I just get in real close and ask if they have any games on their phone.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Well it's load-bearing misogyny, you see.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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YamiNoSenshi posted:

(My wife once got a flag from her online self-review work thingy because she said she had a "broad range of skills")

Well good, she should have instead said, "A useful employee's range of skills," why sell herself short like that? :v:

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Nov 4, 2008

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

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Here's your OP update:

bEatmstrJ posted:

Panties be droppin' like bathtubs through floors, nomsayin

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