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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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All the cool houses have sunken features.

Sunken tub.
Sunken bed.
Sunken living room
Sunken garage.
Sunken fridge.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Godholio posted:

You need to able to access that junction box. The second picture appears to show that it's completely enclosed and sealed off. OP claims that whole thing is removable but has doubled down on "gently caress you guys."

Is this a code thing on houses built after X date or something? I've never actually sought them out, but in the all the houses I've spent significant time in, I've never seen easily accessible junction boxes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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All this preproduction on The Money Pit 2 is going to make it a really good movie.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bad news. Contractor came back and said they found catnip insulation in the walls.

Gonna have to vacate the place for a week while they call in a 'Nip-Abatement crew.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I know, right?

Where are the shelves dedicated to video game collectors editions? The sink full of dishes three weeks old? The stack of Amazon boxes you're going to throw out any day now, for gods sake! I mean, I don't see one bloody floor-pizza anywhere.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Something went wrong with my tub install.


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Dec 12, 2003

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Yeah, I heard that lady likes to get wet.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Once they get that bath installed, that house is going to be 100% studs 24/7.

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I mean, it's fact that the two rooms that sell a house are the kitchen and the master bathroom.

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OSI bean dip posted:

You're stereotyping women at how they look at bathrooms.

That old chestnut.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Professor Puppytime posted:

Why do people think it's cool to post personal info about posters because he hosted a picture. loving ban him please, this website needs to be cleansed of freaks like him.

Pfft, no one is immune to doxxing.

Hey everyone, check out Professor Puppytime. Looks like a real big liberal arts pro jerk boy. He's all "Check out my equations for the perfect milkbone."


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

If only "women [didn't] play an unfair role in the home-buying process" all of this could have been avoided. All of it. Ugh, I'm so sick of women and their unfair roles!

Could really go for some Pillsbury Unfair Rolls right now.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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How many doors are going into that bathroom? It looks like at least three.

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PittTheElder posted:

I only see two. One in the left of the room, one behind the camera, reflected in the opposing mirror. The other door images are reflections of those I think.

You can just see the frame of a third in the mirror, one on each side of the towel rack.

One entrance into the master suite, one into the hallway, and one into the builder-grade sex dungeon.

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Dec 12, 2003

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SoundMonkey posted:

come on OP, we're all chill now, just come back and say you had a bad opinion and maybe get some more extremely timely advice on wherever your project's at right now

*anxiously hovers cursor near photoshop.exe*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I was digging to find my wheel-skeleton, and I found a barrow-cat.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Pretty sure the worst kind of female is Tubgirl.

1.) A female
2.) Tub issues
3.) Makes all the decisions about where the poop goes.

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Dec 12, 2003

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MeccaPrime posted:

Probably a :siren:FEMALE:siren: that reported you, am I right, OP?

It was a harridan.

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Dec 12, 2003

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DirtRoadJunglist posted:

Levitation would help the OP with his structural fuckup. Would it be possible to reduce the load using electro magnets to float the tub's weight? Or would that still be too heavy with the magnet apparatus underneath?

.... Vinny?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Install a garbarator in the tub.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Wait, do they make special toilets that are bigger to handle massive life altering dubble-stuff turds?

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bad Munki posted:

Whatever happened to just using the term "dames" to describe women?

If you're going to use dames, the preferred full title is "Dizzy Dames".

Or you could go with "Broads", and use the full term "Uppity Broads".

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