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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
OP for every mean troll there are 50 goons raptly waiting for​ your next update.

Don't​ go.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Dave posted:

Yeah someone power-tripped and no we all lose. The mystery of this tub will never be solved, I feel incomplete.

There's a smaller tub inside

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MrYenko posted:

Anything it doesn't clean, it removes, and cleans what's underneath!

What if it's dirt all the way down?

Load bearing dirt, if you will.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

xwing posted:

The world would be a real interesting place if dirt didn't bear loads. :science:

My house is built on solid bedrock floating in the void of space.

My neighbor, Thanos, keeps me up all night grinding his teeth.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I'm amazed at how simultaneously humble yet braggadocios this comparison is.

Guys I'm like a president, but a lovely one.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Munki posted:

Look, some people may be content with a builder-grade mold farm, but OP wants something better.

Fill the basin with caltrops, d4s, and mega blocks.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Do one of those floors with all the pennies except use pull tabs from soda cans

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nest the tub in a series of larger tubs. It will be like bathing in a beautiful flower.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I hear Trump wants to bring asbestos back so maybe OP can wait a bit before purchasing construction materials.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bEatmstrJ posted:

Don't worry they were discount rocks.


I'm less concerned with exact science and more concerned with probable cause.

Said the Trump administration

Said the tombstone

Said the ambulance chasing billboard lawyer

SAID THE CORPSE

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Retail rocks.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hundreds of new posts in the grovertub thread?

I wonder what he did this time, added a firepole from the shower to the kitchen?

Nope, better. Crazy sexist rant.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lol

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Baronjutter posted:

Right but those were all angry feminist she-goons, not the sexy traditional women a sales engineer pulls.

Well, statistically speaking, real women *trails off* *trips over own massive cock* *eats giant tray of red meat* *dies alone*

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

This is dumb too. Nobody needs to post pictures of their homes to prove they know en suite mold farms are a bad idea.

Nonsense. I've got nothing to be ashamed of.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Snoo posted:

my husband takes way more baths than I do

If you are a man this anecdote is useless. If you are a woman, how do you feel about having all the house buying power in your relationship? Pretty great right?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elsa posted:

presentable is definitely a higher priority than functional or dependable. Mating season is just three weeks out of the year.

I guess that explains the three baths per annum policy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I just noticed the new thread title.
DIY & Hobbies › Complete bathroom overhaul - Builder-grade misogyny

:thumbsup:

Noice

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I recommend you begin cutting holes in everything in sight immediately.

Research is for pansy idiot suckers and dorks.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Huntersoninski posted:

I once looked at renting a place that had a wall mounted toilet paper roller inside the shower. I used my unfair influence to veto that place for a lot of reasons.

Misandry!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shadowgate posted:

lol at goons getting triggered by FEMALES

lol at the shittiest troll attempt so far this year

you forgot to mention snowflakes and safe spaces 0.2/10

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Holy loving poo poo this thread is like a honeypot for bigotry apologists.


If members of a group inform you that a word you are using for them is dehumanizing or insulting and that isn't your intention you either go holy poo poo my bad then ask for more details or history if you are genuinely interested, like a normal person, or you victim blame and tell people to toughen up from your position of relative privilage, like an rear end in a top hat. This is seriously not a tough concept.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Install a garbarator in the tub.

Also the toilet for big turds. Why isn't this a standard feature by now?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SoundMonkey posted:

the person was probably a drunk. note how you can poo poo and puke at the same time. i can think of a few people i know who'd benefit from this bathroom. or an intervention.

A proper drunk bathroom would be two toilets. Barfing in the sink is a terrible idea. It would actually almost be better to poo poo in the sink and puke in the toilet.

Edit: I suppose if you are a really high-level drunk your puke is just a liquid anyway, so you may be right

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Munki posted:

As always, a hard-door shower with a garbage disposal is the superior solution.

It is pretty ridiculous to plumb three or four separate drains for the same room.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My whole bathroom is just a giant funnel.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FogHelmut posted:

This is my bathroom ventilation irl, that's me on the toilet.



Looks like you need a better door lock

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
One weird trick betas hate

Cut these shapely curves out of your joists

Drives the Females wild

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

A female what?

They identify as an adjective. Don't judge.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
But what if the OP comes back?

Maybe a mod challenge to update with pics? C'mon don't let this be the end of an era

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