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MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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Let it be known that Battler's incompetence knows no bounds.

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MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
It was the small bombs. They've become sentient.

Nah but really someone was probably hiding in the room before Natsuhi even came in there. Maybe under the bed or something.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
Kinzo wants the B. He wants Beatrice back. Oh desire.

Poor Kinzo.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
Guess it was Krauss then.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
Somehow that video's already blocked in the USA so oh well.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

ZiegeDame posted:


You know, if cliff baby were 1967-Beatrice's son, Kinzo would be both the father and the grandfather...
:gonk:

I wouldn't put it past him.

:gonk: indeed

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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thetruegentleman posted:

Uh oh, Battler was only monitored by Erika until he screamed, at which point she ran off to look at all the tape, so she never actually bothered to check that someone was dead at the time Battler actually screamed: her entire theory is bunk if Battler has a second personality to make his thoughts unreliable, or if he ran out of the room to find help.

Wouldn't be the first time the game pulled something like that off with time of death being kept vague to twist the red truth in your favor.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

CottonWolf posted:

Yep. In chapter 7, meta -Bern and -Lambda are going to start posting about themselves in this thread, revealing that they were just playthings of the true culprit, ProfessorProf.

I'm okay with this since it means we'll get a Meta-Battler at some point.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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Rodyle posted:

A little bit of homicide is part for the course, but sex with Kinzo would be icky.

Necrophilia tends to be

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
So yeah. Still incompetent.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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bman in 2288 posted:


How old is Erika?

I don't think we know but probably not even twenty.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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Artificer posted:

....Maria?

Maria is Uu Uu. A certain someone else is Au Au.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

ProfessorProf posted:

If anyone's curious about the drop to MWF updates, it's, uh, definitely because of my health problems, and nothing else.

Too much coffee can be bad for you Prof.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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ZiegeDame posted:

There are two equally valid theories, so neither one can be considered true. Have you considered perhaps that the door is a witch? :witch:

I Wouldn't put it past this series...

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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Cyouni posted:

Man they're really pushing Shannon/Kanon/Beatrice hard.

If this is supposed to be the full confession, what's that leave for 7 and 8?

Hot springs arc.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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Artificer posted:

This was uncomfortable. Eva has problems.

Let's be fair. Everyone in the extended Ushiromiya family has problems. Some more than others.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
I should probably watch utena sometime.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

bman in 2288 posted:

Then perhaps you'd take a cat picture as payment?

Is it just me or is the cackling getting louder...

MagusDraco fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Jun 20, 2017

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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ZiegeDame posted:


What I'm getting at is, when will the Umineko fighting game be spoiler-free?

Not til the end of episode 7/maybe 8 due to the expansion

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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CottonWolf posted:

Mark storytelling as something else Battler's incompetent at.

Well I mean he's just incompetent. No caveats. Just is. Poor Battler.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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idonotlikepeas posted:

The wedding guests already told us what's going to happen. Beatrice is going to attack the wedding and crush Erika into paste, at which point Battler being subservient to her won't make much difference. I can't wait to see how she pulls that off.

Whatever happens, there's going to be great background music.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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idonotlikepeas posted:

And, of course, Beatrice('s ghost?) is now ready to kick some rear end.

It's about time.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

idonotlikepeas posted:

I was picturing, like, the entire bucket of popcorn. It would be enough to deflect one sword blow, which is all that's required.

Maybe she just made absolutely certain the piece of popcorn would make Dlanor miss.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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EagerSleeper posted:

Please don't kinkshame.

What if kinkshaming is their kink?

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

ZiegeDame posted:

You know, changing into Shannon is all well and good, but not nearly witchy enough. Shannon is not the only person that Kanon could become.

"You thought it was Kanon in the closet, but it was me, BEATO!"



You got me to get someone else in witch chat to shop this. Congrats ZD.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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Tired Moritz posted:

if you're gonna ask for shops, might as well ask someone to shop the characters into FFX's wedding crashing scene.

Nah some things aren't worth 3 minutes in mac paint or whatever was used.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

We will learn that everyone died in a freak kitchen accident involving mackerel. :colbert: No one is guiltier than god.

Listen man. The Nier Automata LP is thataway.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

You know, I've thought about checking out what Dark Id is doing, but at the same time I feel like the integrity of the story I experienced would somehow be irreversibly compromised by intruding on someone else's experience.

Yeah I'd suggest playing Nier:A first and then checking out the LP thread for it. Game's great.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

CottonWolf posted:

Cool, cheers. So it still might not matter, but at least it's not a translation thing.

Translating the red text must have been horrible, trying to keep exactly the same nuance between languages.

The hardest part was the epitaph apparently (at least for the old witch-hunt translation)

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

ProfessorProf posted:

help, I'm being called out

Make the hiatus last a month. That'll teach 'em.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

ProfessorProf posted:

By the way, EP7 is probably beginning tomorrow. So, here's one last teaser in the meantime, starring one of my favorite songs in the whole series.

So even the thread will get some fireworks on the 4th of July.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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witchcore ricepunk posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hosed up would he feel about being turned into a VN bishounen?


Wait, how?

Wizard-Hunting Wright was mentioned in a tip an episode or two ago and then there's the anchor necklace on the portrait which made people think about ships and SS Van Dine.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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idonotlikepeas posted:

This technique of butt-pinching has been passed down the Ushiromiya family line for generations!

Well I wouldn't put it past grandfather...

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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Tired Moritz posted:

the power of exposition

Pretty good power when you're trying to solve a mystery.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

Tired Moritz posted:

So does the scenes of them talking in English have them speak in English or is it all Japanese?

Japanese I believe.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
Dr. Pepper has the same name on SA and has the Mort with it avatar.

Don't know about TwiliK

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

Cyouni posted:

I...honestly have no idea as to what you're referring to in E1. Mind clarifying?

https://lparchive.org/Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni/Update%2017/ Midway down when Maria shows up.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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bman in 2288 posted:

It's me. I'm in the VIP room.

Nah man it's one of us witches instead.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

bman in 2288 posted:

Man, I already needed therapy before this thread. And I forget, who's Yamada?
Beatrice's name or something.

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MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

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ZiegeDame posted:

You've got this Prof, everyone believes in you.

Besides, if you lose your will now, resurgam will have to start making the updates, and then where will we be?

Probably back in episode 6 again.

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