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Wirth1000 posted:Yeah, that's Poe. Lando is completely different. Wirth1000 posted:I have no loving clue how wrong this post came to be holy poo poo. I'm so sorry CratSock. Goddammit Wirth1000, I already dug up photographic evidence! 
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:How could this be The Worst Thread without Trump? Absolutely. He's got a really, really great race strategy. I mean it's just top notch. I can't wait to tell you about it, it's just unquestionably terrific.
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Apr 21, 2017 18:03
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gret posted:Notre Jacques dropping some truth bombs: "I think there are two classes of drivers. You're either an Alonso or you're a Rosberg." "... or a (grimaces) Jacques."
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Apr 22, 2017 17:43
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Wirth1000 posted:
Man, what's with Paul "Smallface" Tracy in that pic? I haven't seen him in a while, but it sure looks like he's packed on a few. That, the blank stare, and the pink complexion make him look like Rob Ford tuning out allegations of crack smoking. NtotheTC posted:Watching the press conference Alonso didn't look at all excited or happy to be there. I think it's hit home that running the 500 involves being in the US for extended periods of time. He's probably understandably underwhelmed after being dropped off in some backwoods rural American nothing-town. I can only imagine his accommodations. Basticle posted:I wonder if this had anything to do with it http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/11-year-old-karting-driver-dies-following-wreck-at-fern-1794577527 Goddamn, it's been a bad couple weeks for young racers.
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Apr 24, 2017 19:37
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Tony Montana posted:so I went into this E/N thread coz I was bored and it was about some guy that had a girl but she dumped him and now says she was never attracted to him and he sounded like he needed some support.. until you read his writing and discover he's a bit of a dick and probably should be sterilized. Anyway, you keep reading and the dude seems to engage with everyone in the thread and as stupid as he is you think a little if you were being too harsh until.. someone else finds a post from TCC.. this dude is a heroin injecting drug fiend. I thought this was the leadup to a Poois Shamilton fakepost account. Which I would have fived. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 25, 2017 14:21
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Tsaedje posted:
I've grown to like the shark fins, especially if they let the cars corner faster. Top Gear has been too much of a mess for me to get back into. I think I watched 2 or 3 Grand Tours and it was pretty weak. I did watch most of the Joey-From-Friends Top Gear, and could buckle in for more since they got rid of Evans. They did, right? I like Chris Harris, and thought he should have had a bigger part in the show. Peak Top Gear was amazing TV, but it just wasn't sustainable.
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Apr 27, 2017 15:56
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Norns posted:A couple things. I'm with you Norns, I do think they look better on LMP cars still, and more of an afterthought on F1. But I had hoped they'd do some work integrating them better instead of just tossing them. T-wings look ugly and I'll be glad to see them gone.
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Apr 27, 2017 16:48
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I have to wonder if he was actually involved in the process of creating "his" drink. Being Lewis, I assume he was, because he seems like he'd insist on it. Did he suggest black grape? Did they just put 4 paper cups in front of him and ask him which one he liked best? Did he pour samples from a decanter, swirl the glass, and pontificate on the subtle notes of vanilla, hyacinth, and pyridoxine hydrochloride?
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Apr 27, 2017 20:06
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Wirth1000 posted:Mike Skinner? This is the guy they dug up in the States to be their new Stig? Really? He's older and fatter than Clarkson. I forgot how much I loathed New American Fat Stig. What a piece of garbage. Diverting to food talk in the F1 lull has been shockingly enjoyable and not awful. This should be the new procedure for off-race weeks. Next time around: Tex-Mex. McLaren's new standard procedure for race weekends seems to be to use and destroy as many engines as possible. The sad part is I don't know if any of them even run long enough to get usable test data to fix the problem.
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Apr 28, 2017 16:17
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Basticle posted:Oh lordy, Honda is saying they could supply a 3rd team (besides McLaren and sauber) next year. How many engines do they think they can produce? McLaren will go through 100 by the end of the season. They're really looking for some production volume on this project I guess.
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Apr 28, 2017 20:01
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mrfart posted:Stoffel is winning! Wait a second... Red bull is using Tag Heuer branded engines?
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Apr 29, 2017 13:21
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Poois Shamilton. And congratulations to Petronas Mercedes' new #1 driver, Valteri Bottas! Wirth1000 posted:He's a national embarassment and I profusely apologize for him on the behalf of all Canadians as such I am duty bound to follow him and point out how poo poo-gently caress he is at all times. I'd even take James Hinchcliffe (i'm learning indycar) than Stroll like holy piss. Seeing the Canadian flag next to his name when they showed his lovely random spin made me ashamed and angry at the same time. He needs to go. Soon.
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May 1, 2017 18:12
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USGP should be one of those huge burgers that you get a T-shirt for finishing. That'll do nicely.
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May 1, 2017 18:33
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Powershift posted:I like that the fact that sometimes he cooks supper and sometimes he goes to a restaurant was an interesting enough tidbit that it made the aired footage. He occasionally eats the food. Also he likes to breathe the air. *5 minutes of staring blankly at the camera* He's not awful, but he definitely isn't anything special. But that's pretty much OK with Mercedes, because they can focus on Hamilton's WDC, with Bottas bringing home reliable non-1st-place points to clinch the WCC. At least in theory. I'd be thrilled (Bottas is not thrilling in any way) if he could legitimately pose a thread to another Hamilton WDC, unfortunately I think it's going to depend on Lewis finishing outside the points when he doesn't win, because there's no way Bottas will beat him on merit. Ferrari will throw a wrench into that relationship too, but the Bottas/Hamilton "battle" will come down to consistency for Bottas and DNFs for Lewis.
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May 2, 2017 17:18
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Norns posted:You are broken if you think Bottas is less boring than Kimi Kimi likes to party, he has a tattoo, and he also drove rally cars, so at least he shows some life. That pic of Bottas smiling at his trophy honestly made me wonder if he was mentally handicapped. 
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May 2, 2017 19:52
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tupacalypse posted:I care more about the impending breakdown and DNF from Lewis because Nicole is there. this is a fantastic idea and I endorse it with all my heart. Nicole, please dedicate your performance to Lewis and really confuse him. Nando's helmet looks great, and the commentators seem happy with how he's running so far.
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May 3, 2017 16:14
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GramCracker posted:He's literally the best driver. Dude just wants to race and race fast. I will be so happy if he does get the triple crown.
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May 3, 2017 17:52
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Nando about to throw down... the wicker is off and they're going for some real speed.
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May 3, 2017 18:09
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Human Grand Prix posted:But you're right. What we should go back to doing is talking about Nicole Schrezinginger and Valtteri Bottas's favourite sandwich. His favourite sammich is bread with nothing in the middle. Human Grand Prix posted:I would like to point out a Hollywood stunt driver named Slick Racin' Gardner also passed Indy Rookie Orientation and qualified for the race. Give HIM Stroll's seat. wuffles posted:look at max verstappen over here, granny shiftin, not double clutching like he should 
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May 4, 2017 15:44
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Dubs posted:Isn't Joe's's family rich as gently caress. I assume he pay-reportered his creds Pay reporters pay-reportering on pay drivers... If the rest of the world was as dumb as F1 someone would be pay-barristaing you a skinny latte while you contemplate unemployment due to the fact that some affluent lump of poo poo dropped 6 figures to get your insurance adjustment job. 
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May 4, 2017 18:17
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I think it was a good-dude move for him to help his old teammate pick up his first win. On the other hand if someone pulled that crap to help Hamilton I'd be pissed so I guess I'm just a hypocrite. OH WELL.
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May 5, 2017 15:25
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Norns posted:Wonder how the Nando/Jenson relationship would have been if they had working cars... It always seemed like they got along really well, and were having fun driving together. It doesn't always have to degrade to Nico/Lewis levels. I think they could have competed with each other fairly, and maybe gotten pissed from time to time, but probably gotten over it soon enough. JFC, this is getting too close to Nando/Jense fanfic. Post over.
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May 5, 2017 17:41
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Norns posted:He would have to leave Honda. There's no way they would let this happen. He doesn't care, does he? If he can get Indy this year (longshot, but who knows), and Honda can't find him a seat for Le Mans in the next year or 2, I wouldn't be surprised to see him leave. I think he's given up on more WDCs and is going for triple crown.
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May 6, 2017 00:59
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Halo14 posted:Yeah huge drift from Lewis, wow. F1 2017 Driver Selection: It's just too easy to make mistakes! Theophany posted:It's Swiss, hence why they're as garbage as Sauber. Ron levels of synergy. The Swiss are good at watches, banking, and fancy hospitals. They are McLaren-Honda equivalent at food.
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May 12, 2017 19:03
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I really like the race recaps being available on youtube, especially since I havent' been able to watch any full races this year. Only problem is there's still a lot of lacking context. WTF happened with Waffles and Spring Brain? It looked like he just attacked Massa to avenge his earlier incident pushing Nando off track? I came in hoping for anything but a Hamilton victory, so I guess I got what i deserved. At least Seb picked up good points. Sounded like Bottas was using an old engine and it gave out on him?
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May 15, 2017 19:50
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learnincurve posted:I would pay Liberty actual money for little WWE style wrestlemania build up videos for the next race. It's so good I'm going to write it out instead of posting the .gif. This is perfect in every way.
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May 15, 2017 20:58
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:This is creeping me out because the only two threads I have bookmarked on the forums are the F1 thread and the watch thread.  NtotheTC posted:For all that the worst thread says that Alonso is BAE the actual person they want to go for a beer with is Lewis because then they could talk about loving watches for hours. I can virtually guarantee Lewis knows nothing about watches other than something like "yeah, this one's gold, and I really wanted something big and with lots of little things on it that move and stuff. It's gold."
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May 16, 2017 15:43
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NtotheTC posted:Only in the Worst Thread is not acting like an autist about things a cause for ridicule. Partially this, but also if you're wearing an expensive watch that has fancy complications, it would seem reasonable that you would know something about them (Lewis kind of gets a pass on this because he hasn't shelled out any of his own money for it, and it was likely handed to him by a sponsor without much conversation other than "wear this").
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May 16, 2017 16:26
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GramCracker posted:Like holy gently caress this is cool. I think this looks amazing and would love to see it on track, but I can kind of see how they might think it gives off a Renault-y vibe. Was that a concern? I thought we talked about that at some point. It shouldn't really matter, there are loads of cars who repeat colours, and McLaren didn't have a clear "team colour" that had been consistent very long.
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Wirth1000 posted:
I was about to go to the post office in the building next door to check that out, then all of a sudden I realized "WTF is Hamilton doing here?" Sure, he's a great driver, but he doesn't belong in that group, at least not while he's still racing. Put in Prost, Rosberg (Sr.), Fangio, Nige, Hunt, Lauda, gently caress, even Bernie! Whoever... just not Lewis. The framed GV one is pretty dope, though. 
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1500quidporsche posted:People play Mario Kart sober? The original SNES version? Yep. Any version after that... whatever floats your boat. wicka posted:Yokohama Sakuragicho is the best racing track in video game history, I will fight anyone on this. It's seems so simple but it's so difficult to get every corner right. It seems we're going to have to throw down, wicka, cause me and Tsukuba Circuit from Forza 4 are best bros 4 lyfe. Tony Montana posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhDNNvoBEg I'm starting to like Max.
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Wirth1000 posted:So Mercedes has apparently been doing a whole bunch of Behind the Scenes videos with Bottas and Hamilton. At 0:39 did he say "Guys, a joke, how bout that?" then move on to "these are my drinks" and point at 2 bottles? LOL! That was amazing. He literally just pointed at regular items in the room and stated what they were.
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Wirth1000 posted:I'm actually super retarded because this entire time I thought I read you ordered a pair of Kimoa shades. Nevermind. Please ignore the last 20 posts I've ever made. I'm the retard who spent 30 mins yesterday trying to find a live stream of Monaco. Don't feel bad.
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I'm going to make a (not-so) bold prediction and say that this weekend Stroll will cause or suffer one of the dumbest ever Monaco retirements. He's just too bad to last a full race around this tight circuit without massively loving up. I actually honestly hope he doesn't kill someone.
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May 24, 2017 17:00
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wicka posted:I bet he's gonna pee in it. I bet he'll at least tell Alonso he did. "Sorry mate, I had a bit of a wee in it" or however you Brits talk about peeing. #thegoodkindofmindgames #teammateswhoarepals
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Theophany posted:What ho, old chap. Took a piss in your car and suit, I did. Was proper exhilarating it was. I hope so too, I'm just sad that it will likely be due to the fact that he won't complete more than 10 laps, so he just heads back to the garage and hits the booze.
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GutBomb posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuEvuyyy4k 1) "McLaren-Porsche"  2) Pushing cars across the finish line 3) JPS Lotus livery ^ Cool and good F1. 1500quidporsche posted:Who the gently caress drinks whole milk? My kid does. His excuse is he's 18 months old. What's JPM's for drinking babby milk?
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McGuinty posted:Ahahahaha! Button on Hamilton into the chicane! Where's a goddamn DOTD poll for the practice sessions? Someone .gif this please! Wirth1000 posted:Paul Tracy was a loving ogre. "The Thrill from West Hill" is a national treasure, and ... ah, I just don't care enough to defend him. You're kind of right.
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