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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Awesome. They deserve main card status.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rovert posted:

There's a possible gimmicky reason for it.

Carmella winning the title.

Vince loves Ellsworth.

Ill take that over Naomi winning again. She totally spiked Natty on the ramp last thursday.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rovert posted:

There isn't much new for Becky if she wins the title either.

Returning/new wrestler, Mickie or ALEXA retaining are totally cool with me. Hell, everyone but Naomi would be a great Champ. NAttie totally deserves it.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AsInHowe posted:

Alexa Bliss is as bad at eating as Ryback is good at eating

THATS NOT VERY NICE!

RUDE!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurt seems so happy. Im happy for him.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Miz and Maryse for World Heavyweight Champions.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSUFSndjVKh/?taken-by=mikethemiz

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rhonne posted:

Who let you into the Hall of Fame?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Taeler Hendrix should win it IMO.

Or April Hunter.

Or Major Gunns.


Miz Dad for the HOF.

"Vince Mcmahon hired me"

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Apr 1, 2017

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sigma posted:

ARE
YOU
READY



DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chris James 2 posted:



Taker's last match

What a waste.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress Taker, he should have put over Wyatt. His last match is going to be a joke and Roman needs good writing, not more "special moments".

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If Evil Emma wins the SD title i will forget the WWE for the loving awful build to WM.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
One of the best segments ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrJsvrB-C4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8k0nRa81I

The Mizzes should win this sunday and then JAAAAAAAAAAAAAN can propose or whatever.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Funk posted:

It's really incredible how much The Miz has developed as a character and a wrestler in past couple of years. This is the best-built angle on the card in large part because of his heel work. I'm glad he's getting a (somewhat) big match on the Mania card.

That part where he says "and I'll broom you into the gutter like everyone else who thinks I"m a good person." drat.



Maryse should get half the credit, she is incredible and a better Nikki Bella than Nikki Bella.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Miz Dad and Alexa mom best wrestling dads.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OldTennisCourt posted:

Hey guys hope you dug that awesome NXT show with incredible performers putting on clinics of some of the best wrestling of year! MANIA TIME GUYS!

Here's a dude we've been giving a failed push to for years fighting a super old dude who he's 100% gonna beat and everyone's gonna hate it!

How about two dudes who put on one of the worst Mania main events of all time doing it again a decade later!

And hold on to your butts for some dude who isn't even a real pro wrestler but whose dad owns the company in a match with a guy that everyone on earth would much rather be seeing in any other match!


Only losers watch NXT

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The cool kids were playing Horizon Zero Dawn and downloading the Gwent beta.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MotU posted:

sounds like nerd poo poo, idiot

Turn yourre monitor.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OldTennisCourt posted:

Gimmie your loving lunch money ~pops collar, leans against locker threateningly~

Calm down, JBL.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OldTennisCourt posted:

Since we're talking dork poo poo a new episode of Rick and Morty just dropped on Adult Swim unannounced. I'm not joking, it's an actual episode and not a prank.

The only good cartoons are Space Dandy and Lupin The Third.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Prediction time: The crowd Will poo poo on Goldberg-Lesnar, Taker-Roman and A.J-Shane if Shane gets too much ofense.

The Mizez and HHH will both be the faces on their marches.

Naomi wont get the hometown pop.

I dont remember the rest of the card.

Bow wow.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
All the New Day segments will be awful.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

I'm excited for Wrestlemania because I am sure the thread will be very good.

ILL MAKE SURE THAT DOESNT HAPPEN!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just LOL if you have something more complicated than chips and beer.

JUST LOL!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Erebus posted:

lmao undertaker is going to be retired by roman reigns in an argument over who owns a yard

bow wow

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
IMO is a good thing that Taker isnt making GBS threads up the SD side of things. I hope he loses and then gently caress off forever TO ANOTHER YARD outside the WWE.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shinjobi posted:

gently caress the Undertaker.

Who'd he ever beat???

Not Brock Lesnar, thats for sure.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bill Goldberg posted:

i know i poo poo on the WWE all the time and i hate everything, but i want to believe that they are not dumb enough to do something as catastrophically stupid as have Roman Reigns defeat and retire The Undertaker at wrestlemania

please do not tell me i am wrong i don't want to hear it


BOW WOW

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OldTennisCourt posted:

Honestly though I wonder how anyone sees this as helping Roman out


nice meltdown

Please Dont be problematic

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[quote="Shinjobi" post="470977633"]
Two problems:


2)This is debatable, but I'd argue that Ronda is no longer the draw the WWE wanted her to be.


They couldnt even get the rock. They would have let Ronda beat Taker and win the Raw title if she wanted it

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wrestlemania was okay and had 4 stinkers in Ambrose-Corbin, HHH-Rollins, the Sd championship match and Taker-Roman. It was a fun 15 hours event and the thread was loving hilarious.

Also

https://twitter.com/ChocoMochi/status/848749022131220480

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Apr 3, 2017

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Also Cena was awful in his Miz match and the proposal was fake even for wrestling standars. Nikki Bella was the worst part in her tailor made angle for her tailor made show. Think about that.

The Miz deserve a World Title this year.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So the wedding is a shoot wedding or a mark wedding?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gatts posted:

Roman is less of a man now.



Repackage as Dr. Frank-N-Further.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fluffy Bunnies posted:



I'm re-watching from Triple H and god that loving cop escort is stupid.

They are not clever enough to pull off a meta "triple h is actually a loser" narrative. He really thinks he is THE ASSKICKER! and its funny and sad at the same time.

Also he cant put a good Wrestlemania moment on his own: The Bryan match, The WM XX match and the Shao Kahn cosplay were totally on the other guys.

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Apr 3, 2017

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Roman-HHH was totally not on Roman.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rovert posted:

There was a lot of fear of it on Twitter last night. According to someone I trust backstage the SmackDown girls genuinely almost got cancelled, they got a lot of time cut so they did the best with what they had. Hope it gets noted in the Observer or on PWInsider.

But we totally needed HHH lame as gently caress entrance and his anual masturbatory 80s NWA match.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JamMasterJim posted:


Let's see if WWE can manage not to ruin them in the next few months.

HHH is going to book himself against the Hardys with some of his fat fucks stooges.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skinty McEdger posted:

Normal mo when someone has a poo poo fit of a match like that and they're both protected guys is to blame someone in the semi main for killing the crowd or someone further down the card for popping the crowd too much and causing burnout. Neither Roman nor Taker will take the blame.

They are going to blame the SD womens division for trying to bring back a dead crowd.

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