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Well, that went about as well as I'd expect from a Yoko Taro joint. And now I want to see how Yoko Taro would handle a Monty Python sketch.
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So, the final boss for this run is Totally Not GLADOS. Sure, why not?
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Jul 23, 2017 02:30
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9S gets a 10 for dramatic entrance, but loses 8 points for failing to stick the landing.
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Jul 27, 2017 02:16
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That was a surprisingly positive for a Yoko Taro game. 9S becomes Big O, and everyone's relatively happy. It's all of Yoko Taro's usual flavor of madness from here on out, isn't it? 
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Jul 30, 2017 03:09
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9S may be a total dork, but I can respect a guy who is not afraid to fist-bump his pod companion.
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Aug 12, 2017 04:02
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HiKaizer posted:Watch as it's a mobile game.
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Sep 20, 2017 06:44
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McDragon posted:I was going to say a Nier world in Kingdom Hearts but no. Just let Taro Yoko design one. Jokes aside, Keichi Okabe and Yoko Shimomura working as a tag-team on the soundtrack would be absolutely glorious.
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Sep 23, 2017 01:59
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Chokes McGee posted:Also keep in mind Darth Taro's happy ending comment was postfixed by "well I think it's happy anyway" Unless the happy ending involves A2 crossing time and space to shank Nowe over and over again, then I might reconsider my position on that comment.
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Oct 18, 2017 02:32
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Welp, I am prepared for the newest volume in "The Greatest of Feasts" saga. Bring on the rampant carnage!
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Oct 21, 2017 04:52
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Kavak posted:I thought 9S and 2B were going to get stranded or something and then the game would "No John YOU are the demons" us and reveal the logic virus makes everyone uninfected look infected.  .
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Oct 22, 2017 04:21
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Well, that escalated quickly. That's one way to say "welcome to Route C, motherfuckers!", but this is Yoko Taro we're talking about here, subtle introductions are not his strong suit.Ursine Catastrophe posted:I forget which thread was talking about it, but Emil will occasionally photo/song bomb dramatic in-game rendered cutscenes/dialogues, depending on what sidequests you do and where he's spawned at the time. you'll have people in a dramatic, emotional moment and then "eveRY DAY IS GREAT WHEN YOU'RE ME" dopplers in out of nowhere 
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I have not played this game yet. However, I wish to find the people who designed this boss fight and ask them "Exactly how many drugs did you folks take before designing and then approving this boss fight? And where can I get them?". Because Hegel just looks absolutely not fun to fight against on any difficulty, and especially on higher difficulties where enemies can OHKO you if the player coughs at the wrong moment. On the other hand, A2's child murder streak continues, so at least that side of Yoko Taro is chugging along nicely.
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Oct 29, 2017 02:41
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Well, at least Pascal got to do a very cool thing before Yoko Taro drove on by and
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Nov 24, 2017 07:20
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Missile sounds like a good idea with a less-than-stellar execution. Especially with the "if you so much as fart on an eighth of a pixel of geometry, you're stopping dead in your tracks" caveat that tends to hurt moves like this. Seriously, that problem can be extremely annoying to deal with, especially in a game with slipshod programming (e.g., Sonic 06 and those really bad speed sections). At least Missile has some utility for those that want to use it, unlike Decoy which seems to have almost no value outside of completion percentage padding.
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Dec 3, 2017 02:04
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Skylight posted:And then every moose in the area charged the Pod thanks to this grievous insult.
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Dec 3, 2017 05:32
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Omobono posted:This is a friendly reminder that our boy 9S has been hitting a new and different rock bottom every update for like twenty updates.
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Dec 9, 2017 07:12
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Seriously, out of all the poo poo that happens to any KH character Or she gets a story path in KH3, but most of the time she has stop Frank Castle from murdering every villain they come across and only succeeds 33% of the time.
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Yoko Taro's Wild Ride never fails to satisfy in weird ways. I'm honestly surprised he only stopped at the CEOs of Square-Enix and Platinum. He could have gone even further and involved the CEOs of the respective game platforms on this, or even other tech giants. Like, imagine a Birth of a Wish remix adapted to fit Steve Ballmer, for instance.
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Goddamn, Yoko Taro. Just, goddamn. 
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GreyjoyBastard posted:i recommend that people who haven't played this game try to guess what the next bit is
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