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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/NHLBlinn/status/848718316504068097

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

stab posted:

games 5 and 7 then


and it is decided, it's the Rangers


pre-emptive gently caress CHRIS KREIDER

Hello friend :D

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Nash, Zucc, McD, Fast all out tomorrow. Does a loss lock up WC1?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Jamwad Hilder posted:

It's basically already locked up since they're not going to overtake Columbus for 3rd in the Metro.

Tampa, if they make it, would have 96 points at most. Meaning WC2 or 2/3 in Atlantic (unlikely)
Boston can end up with 98 points max, so WC2 or 2/3 in Atlantic.
Ottawa could end up with exactly 100 if they win out, but Rangers have the ROW tiebreaker. That point total is also most likely putting them at 2nd or 3rd in the Atlantic.
Toronto can have up to 101 points. If the end up with 100, Rangers have the ROW tiebreaker. 100 or 101 points would probably make them 2nd or 3rd in the Atlantic too.

Thanks for this. It's still fun to yell about a tank.


Jovial Cow posted:

I really hope they're just resting McDonagh and his foot isn't broken again.

Yep, same. Not that I have high hopes to begin with but McD being out would be Real Bad. AV insists he's ok but someone from CAS might bring up Dr. AV so I don't know what to think.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Calgary go on cumtown

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
10 minute OT, 3 minutes of 4v4 then 7 of 3v3, tie if no one scores.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Just make the whole goddamn game 3v3 because it's so good and cool and fun to watch.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Levitate posted:

just so everyone realizes the Rangers D is tonight is something like

Staal-Girardi
Smith-Klein
Kampfer-Clendenning

Or something

something...

:stare: but also :lol:

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
I made a GDT https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3816099

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Hi HAS :D

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Not even going to bother with MSG ticket prices considering the Rangers can't win at home.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Aphrodite posted:

Taking bets on which Ranger Sestito takes out.

Glass pls.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Aphrodite posted:

That's okay, according to Rangers fans rivalries aren't really that interesting and the playoff system should change.

Huh?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

fits posted:

also isles make doug weight official head coach instead of just interm

I am happy about this, and will be happier if they keep Snow.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

inferis posted:

A man sold the third most jerseys in the NWHL. Apparently it's not enough for men to have 99% of hockey coverage, they also have to play in women's sports too.

If said person is trans and presents as a woman then a man didn't sell the most jerseys in the NWHL.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Aphrodite posted:

Browne is FtM.

WELP

Also, woah.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

inferis posted:

Is it really so controversial to say that trans men are men?

To break up the dog pile, no, its not, and you're correct in this one thing.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
He's the hair apparent

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/StoolChiclets/status/854137401387646977

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

YOU COULD HAVE HAD MARC STAAL!!!

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)


E: lol wrong thread

Matt Zerella fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Apr 21, 2017

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/barstoolWSD/status/855254848975056897

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Does anyone have the Hawks logo with the crying Michael Jordan face handy?

No, but I found this

https://twitter.com/TheClapperton/status/724799410593374208

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

xzzy posted:

I get that the $10 million a year contracts are for services rendered more than for continued production, but drat it would be nice if Toews and Kane looked like they gave half a poo poo out there.

The well is running dry and spending 27% of the salary cap on players that only occasionally perform like $10 million dollars is not gonna help anything.

Don't worry, one of them will be a Ranger in 2 years when they really fall off a cliff.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Schlesische posted:

It's gonna be Toews, he just fits the mold.

My thoughts exactly.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/KKurzNBCS/status/856573853446717444

:stare:

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
I kept hearing rumors that MTL had soured on McD before he was traded. What the hell was up with that? Bullshit or what?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Ginette Reno posted:

Why do you think Pens fans always have to beat the traffic?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Lets all keep pretending he isn't going to the Rangers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Spring Break My Heart posted:

That would suck, having that great player on a contending team.

We don't need Kovy. He's 36 years old. I don't want to give anything up for him. The defense is bad.

Has Kovy switched to defense? If so I retract my statement. Otherwise, no thank you.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Jamwad Hilder posted:

he's 34 but ya, defense is probably priority for the Rangers, but I still believe the Rangers are stupid and cannot resist the allure of a former star player.

My bad, I thought he was 36. I guess if we lose Grabner it's a need. But not one I'd give up Buch for.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

corn on the cop posted:

that's fine. i will also accept skjei

from my cold dead hands

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Hi everyone!

Just want to say a big gently caress you to AV for playing Glass over Buch.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Furnaceface posted:

Staal seems like a much bigger problem than AVs obsession with Tanner Glass.

Absolutely but I'm still pissed. I've been mad at Staal since the first round so it just feels normal now.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Please no Shattenkirk.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Xtanstic posted:

So was Marc Staal always bad or did he just get old and slow ever since he got concussed by his brother?

He's been broken since the hit from his brother. Before that he was pretty drat good.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

yellowcar posted:

You let the Sens of all teams beat you. Shame. Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Do you really want to go down this path my dude?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

yellowcar posted:

No because it makes me feel worse.

:respek:

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Ummm, Kreider probably still has a lot of value in a trade and that would be pretty dumb to leave him unprotected.

I will not be upset if Gorton explores trades with Stepan, Hayes, or Kreider this offseason and TBH won't miss any of them if they get the right return.

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Teemu Pokemon posted:

When Brendan Smith was presenting himself to the seats behind the net on that second goal, I had a nice soft chuckle to myself, followed by a deep sigh, and then weeping softly into my hands

He was almost directly responsible for all 3 goals last night iirc. Personally I think he loving sucks but if he comes in for under 3 mil a year I guess I'm ok with it depending on term.

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