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AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

We are all lazy and bad at posting. The offseason is already getting to us.

The draft starts on Thursday Apr 27, 2017 and ends on Saturday Apr 29, 2017.
Draft thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797562

The Jaguars are going to draft Fournette at #4 and I will be sad.

Free Agency thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3810811 aka Tony Romo Watch 2017.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 06:14

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:23

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Yes, poo poo post was intentional but mods can change it if they want.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 06:18

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Thaddius the Large posted:

Is it just me, or are there a lot more meltdowns this offseason? Gotta keep up your shitposting to stay in peak midseason form.

I don't think you're smart enough to understand. Nothing personal though.

Am I doing this right?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 06:23

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

A Man and his dog posted:

And then, you are the Rams GM who trades away tons of draft picks for Goff.

Still early. But uhh he didn't look to good.

Well, look at that coaching staff last year...

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 02:13

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Quiet Feet posted:

In all fairness to Nnamdi, the Eagles had an o-line coach as their defensive coordinator while he was there. Its possible that he might've had another good or at least decent year or two somewhere with a non-poo poo coordinator. I don't doubt that he declned, I'm just not totally sure it was a cliff he fell off of after leaving the Raiders.

Yeah but they signed him to play in the wrong system, regardless of who the individual DC was. Castillo could have been a DC but he had random players thrown at him. They had Asante Samuel, a fantastic zone corner already on the roster, so they go ahead an sign Nnamdi, an excellent man corner?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 17:03

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Spoeank posted:

LT was also a better QB than any QB Peterson ever played with outside of late era Favre

Its sad how true this is.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 03:27

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

TheChirurgeon posted:

You'd build the offense around the player you pick

Psshhh, the player will fit in my system :smug:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 15:03

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Chromatic posted:

Like, if the Chiefs could get a QB just a little better than Alex Smith when he finally bites it then we'll still be better. As it stands now, with the exception of QB, KC has more talent on both sides of the ball and probably more depth. Not to mention an objectively better coaching staff.

GAYFORMAHOMESGAYFORMAHOMESGAYFORMAHOMES

Yes, but the Jaguars beat them in divisional round in the most satisfying non-chiefs game I've ever watched. Goddamn was that game a treat.

Elway actually left the field to the locker room while the Jags were doing the kneel downs because he's a shook bitch at heart and everyone knows it.

You can watch that game here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgn-C6QLtuI

https://youtu.be/sgn-C6QLtuI?t=6638 =

I needed this today, thank you.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 13:54

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

JPrime posted:

remember when the cards and the seahawks forgot how kicking worked?

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201610230crd.htm

I think that may be worse than some of those historically bad Bills-Browns games people still lament about.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 17:46

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

a patagonian cavy posted:

i dunno, i think a dual headed backfield with hyde and fournette would be a great idea for y'all

PLEASE, Make this happen!

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 00:27

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/853975723266256897

I wonder if this was expected

Amy Pole Her posted:

Bad news. He wants 1 million per game!
Good news. His cap hit will be 3,000,000

Hahaha wow, goodbye David Caldwell and Blake Bortles.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 19:48

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

He's a hero:

https://twitter.com/Advil/status/854065672296554497

What is going on here? What photo?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 21:32

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

TheChirurgeon posted:

It may be a signifier of longevity, but it signals poor backups/depth as much as consistency, and it also signals never being on a team that could rest its starters for the playoffs. It's neat, but I think it's in the same area of accomplishments as carries for a running back.

games started is also not great, for similar reasons.

What does a team's backups/depth have to do with an individual player's consecutive snaps and consistency being a merit when considering that player for the HoF?!?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 22:41

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I'm sure the Jaguars will still get a prime-time game though.

A Thursday night game against the Titans doesnt count.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 15:10

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

No Butt Stuff posted:

We have one week until the draft, can you babies stop complaining

I am REALLY close to locking the thread.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 16:25

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Jaguars, Browns, Bills, Jets, Niners, Rams are without a Monday Nighter.

Metapod posted:

Is that a non Thursday night against the jags primetime game for the titans I see

What? Where?

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 03:39

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

whypick1 posted:

Week 6. He's saying for once the Titans one primetime game isn't on Thursday vs. the Jags.

Yeah I'm an idiot. Re-reading it while not half-asleep it makes sense now.

Volkerball posted:

All our ST gunner pigeons will have flown south.

I laughed far too hard at this.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 14:10

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

JT Jag posted:

My TFF posting offseason is now officially over

Welcome back friend. Are you as excited as I am that the Jaguars are going to draft FOURnette at FOUR?!?

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 16:50

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Amy Pole Her posted:

Those cases are super common goddamn tff stop presuming the absolutely worst scenario about people in court

HE WENT TO COURT FOR SOMETHING?!? THAT SCUMBAG THUG!

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 22:15

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Spoeank posted:

Yea, I mean Tony Gonzalez was in and out of various courts and he's headed to the Hall

ARE YOU SAYING THAT HE ONCE PLAYED BASKETBALL, PERHAPS IN COLLEGE?

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 00:11

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:23

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Grittybeard posted:

This was the season Chan Gailey made Tyler Thigpen look something like an NFL quarterback, to the point where the Dolphins actually traded a low pick for him. I understand why people hate Chan but that still might be the finest coaching job I've ever seen.

I vividly remember that, and it was really impressive.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 06:22

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