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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I am going to melt down after the draft

Does someone want to buy me my account back as a gesture of good faith when I get banned for throwing a huge tantrum

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The only difference was I was immune from tantrum-bans while I had my blue badge

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Next the Bills will hire Sam Hienke as GM and tank the next three years in a row

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bolo forever, seventeen

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It happened last year with Alonso and Maxwell, but bravo on using that TFF meme in a funny way :golfclap:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

bobjr posted:



This is my personal favorite.

You'd think he'd leave well enough alone when the db was like "nah" but welp

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Turns it beggars can be choosers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I don't "get" snapchat, guess I'm old

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Shangri-Law School posted:

Teams whose owners donated to Trump's inauguration:

Patriots
Cowboys
Washington
Jets
Rams
Buccaneers
Texans
Jaguars (WTF :mad:)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/19/nfl-owners-rain-cash-on-trump-inaugural.html

Shocked that the list isn't: Literally all except Mark Davis

Ogmius815 posted:

Teams that don't have owners to feel bad about :

Packers

Yeah but their fans voted for Scott Walker so

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

axeil posted:

My theory about the Texans donating is some crazy plan to get Trump to invalidate Osweiler's contract prior to figuring out they could do a salary dump.

I think Khan just wanted some friends, any friends, anywhere to care about the Jaguars.

McNair is also Mitch McConnell's largest donor

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


the gently caress is this

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Toaster strudles have a more liquidy filling, making it easier to roofie your breakfast date

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/NYTSports/status/854793140125020160

let's see kerr won't go, lebron won't go, pop won't go

Guess we know who the real racists are

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

evilweasel posted:

lol trump tried to praise amendola instead of brady because brady didn't show up and

well

https://twitter.com/JeffEisenband/status/854773172595544065

I wouldn't be able to pick out Amendola either TBH

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

mcmagic posted:

I don't find it endearing.

This is a Gronk endorsement if anything


Gronk rules, the Patriots... not so much

It's funny that they boycotted both Trump and Bush though

Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Apr 20, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If Gronk played for literally any other team everyone would love him

But alas

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

:lol: because Hernandez's suicide means his convictions are vacated New England might have to pay his estate over $5 million.

Good

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Agreed, which is why none of the Patriots accomplishments should have asterisks

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm always glad when the Texans play the Bengals in primetime. Stoked to see two teams try to outshit each other

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bernie drank until he forgot he was in Cleveland, a true hometown hero

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

sean10mm posted:

Remember when the Browns had depressed fans because they lost close playoff games? Pepperidge Farm remembers!

E: Not Bernie tho.

Browns missing the salad days of heartbreaking losses in the playoffs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I look forward to another year of "Well the Texans have frittered away their chances at a weak division and now the Titans and/or Jags have caught up lol nope nevermind"

Also I am glad of the Astros being the only good team in the AL West

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Saves them $10m against the cap this season to possibly carry over or to lock up Nuk, saves them $9m next season to lock up Clowney

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Amy Pole Her posted:

Those cases are super common goddamn tff stop presuming the absolutely worst scenario about people in court

What about Alex Jones in court

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

My sympathy for a team that's been as good as often as the Vikings is minimal

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Tom Brady owns

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Magnetic North posted:

whoa, trudy, what are you saying, I used to think you were cool

That's a lie, no one ever thought I was cool

e: The Something Awful 138th episode spectacular!

Which two popular mods were demodded in 2017?

*commercial break*

If you said MV and Intruder... you're wrong, they were never popular!

Intruder fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Apr 24, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

I have always enjoyed your posting, Intruder.

MV on the other hand can eat a dick.

Well yes obviously my posting is top tier

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I would probate you too

:argh:

Just give me those mod buttons back...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Chilichimp posted:

This must be how Gabriel felt after he woke up human in the Prophecy series.

I have no idea what you're talking about

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

He may have deleted the tweet, but the internet remembers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


This is wonderful. Also is he saying Lauren Tannehill?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The New Day works hard to make sure QBs don't bust the way he did

Constantly trying to prevent people from being Booty

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Female Jimmy G looks like Cobie Smulders

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


:wow:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Now do the squirrel

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Now do the ribs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


Yeah I tried that one earlier and was amazed at how little it changes between pictures

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