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LMAO I'm never going to get into a game. This owns.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 22:11 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:52 |
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I got choked after the car sped past me. loving team mates. It's just like a real jason movie.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 23:06 |
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I have no idea what I'm doing. Everyone else is grabbing gear and heading for exits and my guy is slowly walking like I'm in quicksand. Are there map icons I'm missing or has everyone just memorized where poo poo is?
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 23:27 |
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LMAO I just died with 8 seconds left in the round because I tripped on a twig.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 01:02 |
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Utnayan posted:Pretty sure that happened once in one of the movies! So thoroughly thought out.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 01:44 |
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Ps4 just uploaded v1.02 so if you're in a lobby close out and come back.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 01:49 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:How many PS4 goons are there There's probably not a lot of sexy goons with good taste, but we are out here.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 01:52 |
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> Shot Jason with the shotgun > Snagged he rear end in a bear trap > Popped that fool with a flare gun > Got axed hiding under a bed as the 2 minute warning popped up You guys, I think I loving love this game even though I've never seen the police call box, the radio, the gas can, or the propeller.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 02:42 |
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Saint Freak posted:So Jason can hear your in-game voice huh? Yep. Which rules if you set a trap and can act via chat. "Oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo *clank* HAHA BITCH!" Note: not actually sure if Jason can hear my mic or just my character freaking out
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 02:57 |
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Waikiki Brouhaha
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 04:12 |
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ki ki ki ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 04:34 |
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ki ki ki AH AH AH
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 04:37 |
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MazelTovCocktail posted:So do people think SP will be a counselor, Jason, or both? South Park Sour Puss Scranton, Pennsylvania Sam Peckinpah Steve Perry Stepmom Porn?
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 04:54 |
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Saint Freak posted:Singular Player O ki ki ki ma ma ma bad
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 04:55 |
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Adam Sandler movies have 5 star reviews on Netflix and every Amazon review is 1 star because the ups guy broke it. Terrible twitter accounts that steal jokes get TV writing gigs. Every Transformers movie made a billion dollars. The IMDb top 100 is full of Christopher Nolan movies. Cinema Discusso thinks Zack Snyder is the greatest filmmaker of all time. PewDiePie is a thing. User reviews are useless because users are retarded.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 05:51 |
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Got a good 6 games in a row with no hiccups. Died each time because I'm bad at evasion. Still have no idea what a propeller or a police phone looks like.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 08:31 |
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Jasons: When you're morphing, how do you stop? I always overshoot the target and mash every button to stop. When you're holding someone, what do you press to perform a kill? I am extremely bad at playing Jason.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 16:39 |
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Lasher posted:I'd pay for more kills. The Mortal Kombat X dlc formula has taught me that I will pay $15 every 3 months for extra murderers and means of murdering. Jason, Alien, Predator, Leatherface, and horrifying bodily mutilation schadenfreude are the quickest way to get my wallet open. It's not enough for me to beat you. I have to humiliate you by reversing where your butthole and mouth are and bring shame to your ancestors. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 18:11 on May 27, 2017 |
# ¿ May 27, 2017 18:00 |
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Seriously. Also, don't take the fuse unless you're making a beeline for the phone. Stop helping Jason, you dumb campers.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 19:19 |
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There is nothing online showing someone actually picking up a fuse. I think calling the police is a myth.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 19:41 |
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...! posted:You can add me to the PS4 list: Glitchtastic Just stand in front of it. Seriously.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 20:31 |
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Dear Gun Media, Add a feature where if a camper kills another camper with a melee weapon, which is obviously no accident, they reset to level 1. Thanks.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 20:32 |
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Working fine on PS4 for me. Finally found out what a propeller looks like. It's a small white triple blade, like a desk fan.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 22:28 |
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DLC Inc posted:
http://horror.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_deaths_in_Friday_the_13th_series Handy list. Machete, spear, and knives are the most common. Jason 2 really should have had a pitchfork.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 02:19 |
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Funny you should mention chainsaws. Guess what I'm watching.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 02:37 |
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Hockles posted:Yeah, but he never uses one... Does use a weed whacker, though. In a criminally censored scene because in the 80's you could show tits in a PG movie, but anything more than a cut or scrape would get you an NC-17 or outright ban.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 02:44 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Goon survival 101: Please don't give away my top secret survival technique.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 05:06 |
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How did no one capture the clown car of Chads? I thought goons recorded all of their gaming.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 16:08 |
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On the other hand, I had a kid, like maybe 10 or 11 by his voice, tagging along and freaking the gently caress out the whole time, and him alerting Jason was the most Friday the 13th thing ever. His screams as he was choked and his head was punched off were beautiful.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 18:53 |
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Lasher posted:It's REALLY good at confusing people too. If you hit stalk while chasing someone the counselor hears the music die, same as teleporting away. Dumdums who don't look back will probably stop to get their stamina back and you can nab their asses. Stalk in a house is great because they will probably come out of hiding and you'll hear exactly where they are, or more likely they'll run right into you. And, of course, there's hitting stalk when everyone is all together, usually in the main Higgins house or the Packanack lodge. You can walk right in and 6 idiots will immediately scream and scramble into each other.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 19:21 |
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Played as Jason. Would have killed all 8 but 3 got away in a car because I shifted and juked left and they went right. drat shame. The other 5 paid dearly for that insolence. Couldn't help myself and kept repeating "im gun get dat butt" as I chased them. Hopefully people can hear Jason.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 21:53 |
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Repaired the boat. Two people got in without me. gently caress them. So I just ran laps around Jason. Vanessa with a baseball bat is no loving joke.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 00:26 |
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Alteisen posted:I think its because a different studio owns it, New Line Cinema if I'm not mistaken, hence why it was called Jason X and not Friday the 13th. New Line made "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" as well, under license. Gun Media could technically get the rights to the Jason X regular Jason under their current deal, as it's copyrighted by the previous owners. UberJason from later in the film is wholly owned by New Line. It changed hands again, in its entirety from Frddy v Jason, then once more to F13 Remake. So the singular character Jason is owned by 4 companies plus more when you count NES Purple Jason, etc. Aren't artistic licensing rules fun? Side note: I'm sad Jason 7 has janky powers, because he is by far the best, absolutely most iconic looking Jason, imo. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 01:05 on May 29, 2017 |
# ¿ May 29, 2017 01:01 |
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Slow and steady wins the race. Also, don't be in Packanack Lodge at the outset. The nearby houses are littered with stuff and Jason never goes there at first. You can stroll to the house near the car with the keys and gas/battery, drop them, then get the other or wait for someone. Driving out of Packanack just requires not going in the lodge right at the start. Because Jason WILL be there because pubbies run to that flame like moths.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 01:10 |
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Maybe it's just me, but I have "prefer counselor" checked. Jason is fun, but getting everything to go perfect and clowning Jason is infinitely more rewarding to my lizard brain pleasure center.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 01:49 |
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This game is the best. Thank god for my 4 day weekend. MazelTovCocktail posted:The weirdest thing about this game is I'm not seeing it being sold on any of the key sites. Is the game being sold for the same price everywhere? It's digital only. DreamShipWrecked posted:
Chad: The Perk
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 04:51 |
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Coolguye posted:did you really expect me to fall for your dumb gimmick while you're quoting the post that explains your dumb gimmick? He's right, though. If you want a game where you can easily win go play Mario Kart on 50cc. If you want to run around in a panic being chased by an unstoppable force so that on that deliberately rare occasion you win iy feels like an accomplishment, play F13. This game owns because you can do everything right and get owned by a crafty player. How is losing in a game such an utter insult to your sensibilities? Let your loving fragile ego go, man.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 05:01 |
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Dear video game industry, I didn't win at everything all the time. Please correct this, moving forward, as I am literally a 4 year old playing peewee softball in the body of a lovely nerdfuck. Yours, Mopey bitch who knows what the acronym for RNG is
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 05:09 |
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"I'm bad at this, so no one else should do it." - that guy talking about Friday the 13th, having friends, doing sex, and posting online
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 05:15 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:52 |
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:If I try to connect and keep running into the failed database login, will it eventually let me in if I keep trying, or is this something that just means I can't get in until it's fixed? In PS4 I've had luck quitting after 4 minutes and trying again. It helps that I can smoke or pet my dog while waiting and it's not pressing. FreudianSlippers posted:Also: Dead chat is the best. I love following Jason and watching the slaughter of idiots making terrible decisions in a pinch.
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