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"oh it feels good to type on" is how you know someone is a pansy bitch with a fake job "oh i do the databases" "got a lots of email 2 send" "workin hard on this secret code" you soft-handed disappointment your mother wishes she'd had a daughter and your father wishes he'd never had kids
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Guy Mann posted:The only excusable use of a mechanical keyboard is writing your suicide note when you realize how horribly you have failed at life by going out of your way to buy one. Or, you know, you want to be able to hit more than like 3 buttons at once and have them work. Pretty much the only advantage to a mechanical keyboard, but it's kind of a legitimately useful reason to own one. They're also more durable. Before you dogpile me for using one though, I'll have you know I'm a die hard user of THIS hosed up thing:  So pretty sure all the mechanical keyboard preachers would hate me
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Apr 19, 2017 00:16
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OMGVBFLOL posted:"oh it feels good to type on" is how you know someone is a pansy bitch with a fake job "oh i do the databases" "got a lots of email 2 send" "workin hard on this secret code" you soft-handed disappointment In their defense have you ever used a keyboard that feels bad to type on? One of those mushy-lovely out of the box keyboards? They're pretty loving bad.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:"oh it feels good to type on" is how you know someone is a pansy bitch with a fake job "oh i do the databases" "got a lots of email 2 send" "workin hard on this secret code" you soft-handed disappointment I like things that I do for hours daily to feel good. And I like doing things that feel good in general also! It's pretty cool you should try it instead of not being able to live with yourself
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ive literally never noticed any difference between any keyboard i've ever used in my life, including mechanicals its just a keyboard. type whatever poo poo and move on. who cares
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OMGVBFLOL posted:ive literally never noticed any difference between any keyboard i've ever used in my life, including mechanicals Some people like suckin dongs, are you gonna fault them doing it?
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I.C. posted:I didn't know what a Model M was. Is this it? Yeaaaaahhhhhhh that's my pig! You only find those in places that have been using computers since the 90s. Anything that bought PCs after like 1998 got the cappy rubber dome shits that broke in 5 years. If you're actually doing real data entry, or writing, or serious computer touching that's really the best tool for the job. Also doubles as a good bludgeon for when that pissass from down the hall starts in with the Friday afternoon change requests again.
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Broose posted:I just couldn't find a normal keyboard with n-key rollover. Only the fancy pansy mechanical ones had it. On that note it was well worth getting one on black friday. Feels great to type on, is super sensitive and I can play in the dark because of a simple red led backlight. Loud as gently caress though. Cherry MX or what the gently caress ever keys. What is with these colors and names? gently caress it I can play Battlefield and be able to press more than 4 keys at once. Literally the only use for n-key rollover is for teens with pirated Fruity Loops wanting to make bad music playing chords on their computer keyboard because they can't afford a real keyboard.
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Apr 19, 2017 00:33
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I use a split keyboard and while it looks stupid it is obviously superior.
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I do a lot of typing, and use a Logitec silent chiclet keyboard. I like it, and can move between laptops and keyboards without getting annoyed.
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Nice Van My Man posted:I do a lot of typing, and use a Logitec silent chiclet keyboard. I like it, and can move between laptops and keyboards without getting annoyed. i find that totally abandoning toilets makes switching between adult diapers andjust making GBS threads my pants when i run out less annoying
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Apr 19, 2017 00:55
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Blazing Ownager posted:In their defense have you ever used a keyboard that feels bad to type on? One of those mushy-lovely out of the box keyboards? They're pretty loving bad. Every non-mechanical chiclet keyboard ever made.
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Nice Van My Man posted:I do a lot of typing, and use a Logitec silent chiclet keyboard. I like it, and can move between laptops and keyboards without getting annoyed. I also find that settling for the very worst garbage in existence makes my lovely life seem Ok since there is no goodness or light to show me how terrible all my choices are.
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fresh_cheese posted:I also find that settling for the very worst garbage in existence makes my lovely life seem Ok since there is no goodness or light to show me how terrible all my choices are. Yeah exactly, and it was $20.
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Nice Van My Man posted:Yeah exactly, and it was $20. *shudders in disgust & shakes head* *walks away mumbling about cheesy keys*
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poverty goat posted:... steampunk tube amps for their headphones. A friend of mine mentioned he wanted one of these. I am baffled.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:"oh it feels good to type on" is how you know someone is a pansy bitch with a fake job "oh i do the databases" "got a lots of email 2 send" "workin hard on this secret code" you soft-handed disappointment I have a real job and there's still hours of email and Excel
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Blazing Ownager posted:Or, you know, you want to be able to hit more than like 3 buttons at once and have them work. Pretty much the only advantage to a mechanical keyboard, but it's kind of a legitimately useful reason to own one. They're also more durable. I swear by those for any real amount of writing.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Or, you know, you want to be able to hit more than like 3 buttons at once and have them work. Pretty much the only advantage to a mechanical keyboard, but it's kind of a legitimately useful reason to own one. They're also more durable. They make a mechanical with this lay out too...
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I also just recently saw a mechanical that's two halves you can put at any angle or even have your hands at shoulder width for max comf
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Apr 19, 2017 03:52
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gently caress you, Starlord says cherry MX is clearly Space Marines.
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Orange Cat posted:gently caress you, Starlord says cherry MX is clearly Space Marines. Guardians of the Galaxy has space marines now?
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Im one of those guys who types really loudly even on regular keyboards. Makes me feel powerful and in control.
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Apr 19, 2017 05:14
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OMGVBFLOL posted:lol at thinking its excusable for literally any keyboard to cost $100
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I use one of those floppy plastic keyboards you can roll up and an unassuming but highly sensitive 3 button mouse (as in it just has left/right/scrollwheel). Whenever anyone asks me to use my computer to check something I'm just like sure go ahead and laugh internally. Keyboard actually works great when you get used to it but you basically have to hit the keys dead center with good wrist posture so anyone not familiar with it basically will gently caress up their passwords roughly 100% of the time. e: something like this for the uninitiated, tho I didn't get mine from think geek 
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ArbitraryC posted:I use one of those floppy plastic keyboards you can roll up and an unassuming but highly sensitive 3 button mouse (as in it just has left/right/scrollwheel). Whenever anyone asks me to use my computer to check something I'm just like sure go ahead and laugh internally. Your posts are so insufferable and retarded that this could actually be true
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Your posts are so insufferable and retarded that this could actually be true It's not like i do it to troll people, I legit like them as peripherals they just sorta take some getting used to.
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Apr 19, 2017 05:43
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Clicky keyboards are absolutely worth the money if you type a lot.
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Apr 19, 2017 11:27
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Also why was this thread not about mechanical keyboard "weirds"
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Huh... I always knew you preferred your junk to be floppy and rolled up out of the way.
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When I was typing 10000 words a day I splurged and got this puppy Except mines black. Cherry switches. It rules rules rules.
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blugu64 posted:On the contrary, clacking away gets people to close conference room doors when they're on speakerphone, and got me an office instead of cubicle. Clicky Keyboards own Clickety Keyboards, the Chinese chicken. Press the space bar and your brain starts clickin'.
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:When I was typing 10000 words a day I splurged and got this puppy Where's the space bar? Do you just yell "SPACE" or what?
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That is the ugliest keyboard I've ever seen.
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:When I was typing 10000 words a day I splurged and got this puppy I'm the discarded keys that had to be pulled like diseased teeth from a misshapen animal maw.
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Think she's spotted it... just... yeah. That's right sweetheart, ergonomic management keyboard.
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Apr 19, 2017 14:47
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All keyboards are mechanical.
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Apr 19, 2017 14:55
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Imagine getting so cross about keyboards you make an OP about it.
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Maybe OP will get mad about durians next.
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sout posted:Where's the space bar? Do you just yell "SPACE" or what? you just slam your head into the big space in the middle
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